If aliens invaded earth RIGHT NOW

would all the neonazis, niggers, shitskins, jews, mudslimes, spics, chinks, poo in loos, nips, fags, traps and other degenerates really set aside their differences and join forces?

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No, because we'd all be dead within the hour.

The jews would sit to the side like raven waiting for a time feast on the dead.

>TFW the aliens first land in the Middle East
>TFW we could finally nuke it without a second thought

it wouldnt bring peace in the long term
but it would make wars stop temporarily i guess
given that humanity will win eventually in like 20 years or sth

kek

The libs would say they're a race of peace while they vaporize us.

#NotAllAliens

No because we'd all be taking advantage of the invasion to further our goals

Damn JTRIG you data mining for Project Blubeam already? I thought we had like 25+ years on that thing.

I would allie with the aliums.

Only if we roll well on our overwatch shots

If an alien civilisation had the power to travel to us in a reasonable amount of time, we'd have no time for a reunion. All dead in 10 minutes

kek

Bioware shit the bed so hard with ME3.

I'm still mad.

Liberals would attempt to worship the aliens as gods

Yeah because we'd start building and stockpiling weapons. If there's one alien, there's probably more. And we can't be sure the next one will be nice.

No. Everyone will scurry away like ants.

Yes as long as the jews and good goys don't ally themselves with the aliens, and the war spans 2 generations at least (probably 3 or 4 would be a safer number). Thankfully mankind is most influenced by his immidiate past so the problems before the war would vanish due to all those people being dead for a while. Most likely it would drive humanity to create space faring technology and then go either destroy or enslave the alien race (assuming that we win/get the upper hand). The crucial part would be destroying the aliens rather than enslaving them because we all know where enslaving another race leads...

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Why would they do that?

Not necessarily. Aliens would be highly vulnerable to diseases, bacteria and viruses on Earth. If a weak link in their space suits were to be discovered, they'd be toast.

In the end it doesn't matter the jews will eventually sell us out.

They should've just told the truth in the 40s/50s.

What's the point, what's the benefit of keeping a secret?

We'll just arm up with baseball bats and water.

If aliens did some they'd ever be here out of desperation or to trade. Either way they would probably play into emotions to sell good so they wouldn't like the idea of humans unifying. I mean the only people who like that idea at all are Marxists and I seriously doubt you can get off a planet with that ideology.

Nope.
When the conquistadors came to the new world, many indio tribes were very eager to ally with the white strangers in order to wipe out other indio tribes.

Nope, I'd prefer to trust a civilization that's technologically developed enough to become post-scarcity than my fellow humans, because THOSE I know what they are capable of.

This. If a species had the technology to develop FTL travel, they would have the technology to basically instantaneously vaporize whatever they don't like instantaneously, their tech would be so advanced it would seem like magic to us.

Nah, let em wipe out all the nigs, I'll chill with some ayys if they aren't directly trying to kill my race like the yids and leftists.

guy, aliens can figure out almost everything except us , theyd never invade the truman show

I would guess the most logical way they'd eradicate our species is by engineering a virus. No need to risk themselves or their assets, it'd be relatively cheap and no harm would be done to whatever resources they'd be here to strip.

Because they'd rather worship squids from space than unite with white people.

Liberals are traitor scum.

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aliens could just sit in orbit and bomb our planet with incendiary devices until our atmosphere vanishes

they wouldn't even need to drop orbit until the planet was a lifeless rock

How would they sell us out? Would they already be involved with intergalactic currency in the first week of the invasion? I'd be more impressed than anything.

I would join the aliens and convince them to spare white people

Oh yes I forgot to say this, the question that's killing me inside.

WHY would jews screw over the white man?

Jews are merchants and merchants need both something to sell and someone to buy their merchandise. If they are using immigration as a weapon, and we know they are, they also know how bad shitskins are.

Which brings the question, WHY would a farmer purposefully introduce parasites into the cattle that he needs? Long term he will not only kill the cattle but he'll end the only means for his sustenance. Jews aren't stupid, they know this, they know that creating an entire continent of muslims is literally bolstering the strength and numbers of their old enemies.

So the only option left is that jews aren't working with their own interests in mind, they are outright making the human race weak for a reason and without any /x/ explanation hijacking their own chances of survival.

Aliens would be accepted into our multicultural interspecial society free of hate.

Oh. Makes sense.

Probably not and eventually we would lose any war or confrontation with aliens who visited us.

Honestly the only way I can see aliens benefiting any involvement with us is by using us as slave labor.

...wait what?

kharak is burning..

YOU ALL POSTING IN A BLUEBEAM DATA MING THREAD

That includes your sorry ass, turkroach.

You're included, roach.

Why would they want to come down to a lifeless rock? They stand nothing to gain.

Maybe they would use us as pets, you know like we do it with dogs and cats and more recently
>monkeys
>turtles
>tortoises
>snakes
>spiders
>birds
>fishes
>octopuses
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Why would they?

There are plenty of resources in the galaxy, and if they're spacefaring they can probably make everything they want... Why take the risk of encountering other lifeforms and all the problems that brings up? What is special enough about Earth to even bother?

Get outta ma brain!!!

The jews would side with the invading aliens and attempt to slither into positions of influence.

only if they gave us all playstation 5

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ok

Again, I would be more impressed than anything.

The first sight of niggers, muslims and sjws would give them a reason to shoot a giant laser at us.

you are on a merchant image posting website

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>thinks he got away
kek

Why does pepe only have 1 tit?

i would join aliens to purge all this degenerate scum

You are the cancer that is killing Sup Forums.

Anyone replying to you and not sageing is the cancer that is killing Sup Forums.

Stop roleplaying faggot

First we would try to make contact to see what their goals are. If a deal could be made, whites + aliens vs. the rest. Whites can have 1/4 - 1/2 of the planet and continue to exist.

If no deal possible, then try to work with the other human races.

why do people think that if someone who is capable traveling thru galaxy have some problems with us? it would be over within minutes kek.

I will join the aliens and wish I get an alien qt gf

>the first broadcasted video that made it into space is Hitler's speech at the 1936 Berlin Olympics

>If we are visited by aliens they are likely going to be Naziboos

Thank fucking fate.

Why would they be affected by diseases if they came from another world. If a tree on your street catches something do you get sick?

imagination are the seeds that you plant into the soil which cultivate the sky.

If you have been here for some time, you should have seen at least three or four of this kind of thread, and where they ultimatly lead: Nowhere.

as if any of these threads lead anywhere but the kingdom of trolls

yes I've been here this long

>implying different biologies could interact

whites would do the fighting, niggers would just stand by the side, doing their usual nigger shit.

seriously, not a single nigger or sandnigger nation has nukes or an even remotely relevant army

I'd use the ensuing chaos to kill some of those disgusting aliens. If I saw some extraterrestrials, I'd kill them too.

poo in loos will be joining in.

I doubt it, and I certainly wouldn't set aside my differences with anybody because the world needs to be cleansed from the human race desu.

I would ally with the ayy lmao's and kill the shitskins.

Why would they trade when they can just take all resources they want? How much trading did you do with the abbos before you shoved them into tiny reservations?

lol op, like people had a choice.
And no, it will never happen. This goes both ways.

Looking for exotic food sources? Or zoo animals?

BTFO

You have more of a chance of this planet being hit with a weapon so beyond our ability to perceive it would be akin to magic from our standards, technology that erases stars and solar systems. To entertain the idea of alien invasion in terms of hollywood and green feet on the ground, they would send machines instead of life forms themselves like terminators, only more horrifying. This is due to reasons of bacteria and viruses they have never adapted to, were you to set foot on an alien world that had the same atmosphere as ours you would still die within most likely an hour from a simple virus as the human body has never once experienced it regardless of how minor it is or if it would be nothing more than a common cold to the alien world's people.

Alien invasion wouldn't be lead VS laser weapons, it would be more close to a wet sponge VS ten billion nuclear warheads.

link with subs?

it's a cancer tumor, not a tit (kek)

Australians will keep up morale with top tier shitposts

What if they just come for lulz? Like in Predator?

I'd join the ayylmaos.

I would just willingly die tbqh famzilla.

If aliens invaded earth right now the only people who could put up a fight are the Nips with their advanced mecha suits.

Doesn't matter if they orbitally bomb us or if the ayys are robots

Any advanced alien race that had the ability to launch an invasion of another planet presumably light years away from their own would slaughter us in minutes.

Niggers would blame whitey.
Arabs would blame Europe and then promptly suicide bomb.
Fags can't fight.
Degenerate won't ever fight, they'll sell others off to aliens at best.
That leaves neonazis, jews, spics, chinks, squatters and nips.
Jews will be at the back of every fight, obviously.
Jews will probably have alien-go-away technology made just a few days before invasion, incidentally, too.
Jews will also be selling weapons to everyone fighting.

>If we kill the aliens they win

You introduce the parasite into the herd if herd becomes too strong or too big to hold, since you dont want to cull the herd, you must weaken it, hence the immigration

The fuck is Bluebeam?

No, it would be like Independence Day. The hippies would welcome them, and die.

I would side with the fucking aliens, actually. If I have to be ruled by reptilians at least the ayylmaos will be honest about it.

Jews would immidietly side with Lmao's if they thought they would win, and then sell the rest of the world out.

western world would unite, put up a fight.
arabs would get fucked because they have shit army and history has proven that they cant contol their own forces as soon as shit hits the fan.
Russia would be a beast.
china probably would do some real damage too.
africa... well we all know what will not happen.
some other asian country's and some south american army's would put up a real fight.

but it doesnt matter if they bomb us from space.

And you know they're gonna be boiling with anger because on their way here they're gonna catch up with all the shit that happened after.

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did the native americans? did african tribes? no you'd have ppl that would fight for the aliens depending on their agenda.

I'm pretty sure if there was an invasion niggers will go loot the streets immediately

We have nothing against invading space niggers. The best we could do is hurl nuclear bombs at the spacecrafts hoping they're not indestructible, hoping they don't just keep coming. We would just waste all our nukes and military force trying to fight them off and even if we can do damage, that would just make them more aggressive. They would annex earth in a short time and either kill us all or use us as biological resource, very unlikely it would be for us to be enslaved.

When ayylmaos come, just say goodbye. Fap one last time and enjoy one last happening thread.