New Celeb Fap Thread

New Celeb Fap Thread

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fuck off with these celeb threads asshole

I'm still awake.

Hey, pledges, did you miss me?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of deities most of the worship posts will go over a typical Sup Forumstards head. There’s also a dominatrix outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from American Horror Story and Scream Queens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the worshipping, to realise that it's not simple lust - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Jewess Queen truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Jewess Queen's existential catchphrase “I'm sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Goddess worship. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Jewess Queen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for Jewess Queen worshippers only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personnel kid.

wtf are you doing here if they bother you? huurrrrp de durrrrr!

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You guys are bad influences, but god damn if that isn't my definition of heaven. Just feeling her soft skin and hearing the sounds she would make...

I present to all of you the real queen my Sweet Honeybun Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. Oh how I love you my Jewess Queen, let me count the ways
>golden strands of hair
>beautiful eyes
>soft milky white skin
>impeccable taste
>fashionable
>relevent
>hot as a fucking volcano
>long legs that i want to stroke all day
>Jewess (1/4 okay!!!!)
>queen of Sup Forums

awake and with my cock in hand for TayTay

those eyebrows are gross

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Oh how I worship you my dear sweet Jewess Queen I want to shower you in gifts. Anything for you my Goddess

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I want her toes in my mouth

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Oh funny, I don't remember fucking asking you.

your posts are cringe and she's an ugly literal who

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My beautiful Jewess Queen loves eating shekels and bagels too! Yum!

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is there a living creature more beautiful than her?

Listen up, you insufferable pledges, these threads need a serious make over, no scratch that, a whole facelift. I'm here to fix that. Get in line and worship the jewess queen. It's time to come get your vaccination.

So if goyim has to suck Jew dick to get in movies, what do Jew girls have to do? Nothing?

You're not stroking, are you user?

Not in this universe, my friend

not yet my snek not hard yet

Nothing. They usually already have connections and rich Jew daddys. They get roles just by showing up and showing interest.

Hey bro, you never kikd me

Not the most flattering dress, but I still loves me some Christina. Every once in a while I think her stylist has a stroke.

All of Sup Forums will hear the lovestory of me and my Jewess Queen how the Gods made the stars allign and the Elders Scrolls to be written for us to meet and bind our eternal love with a holy matrimony. I love you so much my Jewess Queen mwah mwah

WOW, deeply inappropriate.

That is just way too much titty for any man who isn't me.

It's becoming increasingly harder to resist. Your description last thread was dangerous for me.

Did you just click into a celeb thread to co.plain about celeb threads? The trolls must love you.

God damn, has she ever gotten naked on screen?

Not even a little.

It happens, I've personally had plenty of strokes involving her.

Thats just unsanitary.

I haven't made a kik I'm not sure I want to anymore. I really only come here for worship posts and RPing and talking about celeb stuff. Don't do much lewding especially not after drama from earlier on the celebread

exactly

Boo hoo

Not that I know of. Lingerie and clothed sex scenes only

who? me?

She is quite a specimen.

So close to TayTay, My cum is the same color of a TayTay blouse

Last post, I swear :3

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What about the part where you pull down your shorts letting your hard, straining cock out, Lily stand naked in front of you with wet hair. You step up close behind her and rub your shaft between her soft pale legs, feeling the heat coming from her pussy.

Lily gets worked up and she starts sliding back on it while you rub the length of her arched back. She stops, panting slightly, leans back to your ear and whispers "I want you to fuck me".

Is there a part where you kill yourself?

Indeed she is.

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I ain't saying I could handle them, but by God I'll die trying.

Ew ew ew no explicit lewding please this is a family show.

God among men

Trying so hard

Fucking hell... well that did it. I can't resist anymore. You've broken my resolve. Only one thing left to do.

YOU

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Bummed to hear that. Pics to worship and RPing is what I want. If you still have my kik, it'd be cool if you added me.

Oops.

I posted the one jlaw pic I had, because it's the only one worth saving.

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My worship life is here on Sup Forums unfortunately. But you seem like a chilled person and I hope you can understand.

My kingdom to use her like a dirty slut for one night.

I'M SORRY, TAYTAY MAKES ME DO THESE THINGS

he lives on Sup Forums in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on Sup Forums and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads

no more fappening?

No mortal woman should be forced to compete with a goddess. Poor little January.

Wtf I want to be Taylor now

That seems to be quite common, I don't understand it though, cause if you were Taylor, how would you ever be with her?

Not to be vulgar, but I woild knock the bottom out of that vag.

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RP on here then, bro? I would love some time with the queen

Glad to see more Christina anons in these threads lately

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Which celeb shall I be a sissy for? And dress up as

Oh I would leave her filled and broken.

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No oops. This is a good thing. I'm finally embracing all that she has to offer. Every last inch of her.

Actually, it's not a meme, kiddo. It's an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.

The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.

Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.

But both of these interpretation of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say it's brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldn't share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.

So what does Andy's Log mean?

Did I scare Lily user away?

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he killed himself and his parents are happy

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isnt he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little anti-log post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you dont even fill in the captcha. Maybe youre such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The epic Dani Filth, isnt it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but its OK, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, thats right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting Dani Filth in threads about Andy Sixxs shit. Just imagine this: She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic anti-logfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She cannot even try to talk with you because all you say is I WOULD NEVER SUCK A SHITLOG FROM ANDY SIXXS ASSHOLE! You have become a parody of your own self. And thats all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he has done a million times now. And that is all you will ever be.

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he's obviously fapping lol

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If you're twink-like, i'd have you dress as Lindsey Stirling so I could rail your ass into oblivion.

Id be nice and at least give her a ride home afterwards. But oh yeah.

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I love Dove's feet

You read my mind