NZ/New Zealand thread

NZ/New Zealand thread.

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Stuff New Zealand is known for:

Fucking sheep
Lord of the Rings
"WE'RE NOT AUSTRALIA"

So who ended up as president? Can't afford a TV...

forgot island niggers

Go back to /bant/

>back to /bant/
>back

guy #2

Wellington reporting in

Anybody keen for some cs:gay or some LP in dota? I'm bored

too busy playing the battlefront 2 beta, mate

That's a shame.

Hello, boys!

Why are IDs even gone?

Upper hutt best post. Outta pot so I'm gonna have a crack at a can or crc.

also Welly

ahhhh there he isssssss

>New Zealand thread
What is that? Is that like a province in Canada or something? Next to Nova Scotia?

>Christchurch

I wonder what it smelled like.

Knowing her, it probably smelt rank

gib nudes

Why does she have clown make up on?

this is the best I've got I'm afraid. Pretty sure she sent nudes to other guys. They're probably floating around the web somewhere . . .

Was wondering where you've been the last wee while.

Wellington here, with my dick out.

Looks like a Jew.

the ironic thing is she trained as a makeup artist

Are there any chubs who don't have shitty tattoos do draw attention away from the flab?

instagram.com/p/BZ9fP8kFsSQ/ christchurch

probably not

Just been lurking mostly.

What did you have for tea?

show bobs

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American hot dogs. T'was good. You?

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I wonder what it would have been like back then.

anything with american in front of it is pretty much processed ass.

Beef, chips, kumara chips, sauerkraut.

Same, think about it often.

Any word from """"him""""?

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that is quite substantial.

all the cunts that were alive during that photo are now dead. everyone in the world at that time is now dead..
that's some heavy shit.

I, too, am in Wellington, and seek to have intercourse with these two ladies.

can we make it an all you can eat buffet?

American in NZ here, I can confirm this.

IDbro?

Nein.

Processed ass? I eat bacon all the time.

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Certainly. Eat whatever you'd like, as much as you'd like.

well the first one doesn't do online dating anymore but you can probably find the 2nd one on tinder

Check'd.

I'd eventually run into her on Courtenay Place, or at my work since I work at the hospital.

ew. I hope I never had to go to the hospital and have your neckbeard hands touch my bosom.

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We don't have to be in the hospital for me to touch your bosom. ;)

>Text dealer asking if he has any
>"Yip will drop in half an hour"
>Get text, think yes.
>"Sorry all mine are gone"

Arggggh!

>Bespectabled
>witty
>Hamilton: the musical

Nevermind

Manface.

rip.
I have a quarter of a tin that is about 3 months old.

She wasn't too witty herself tbh

The sex is still worth it though

Spoiler alert: she squirts

Yeah, if you like getting pissed on.

It's piss!
mfw jason genova
mfw no face.

Fuck that's hot. I had a squirter a few months ago. I love eating pussy, and she kept squirting. I soon realized it was pee, but I didn't give a fuck since I have a pee fetish. Do you know where she works?

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She doesn't work. She's at uni

sounds like a filthy fucker.
wears the same clothes for 3 days.
pisses in strangers beds.

someone post some cool shit.

what's the tinychat?

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Yoooo your flags been cucked by my flag nice

tinychat is dead but it's tinychat com / nzcam

A tin is gone in, at the most, about two days for me.

Sometimes a few hours.

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His military service should be complete soon.

it will never be the same as it was.

NEW ZEALAND IS NOT GARBAGE

And she's got a kid too. Pretty sure she neglects it

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you should become the step father.

what sizes are your tins like tho ?

a fat one can last me 2 days but the shitty

I thought the IDbro army thing was a meme.

No thanks. I'd end up having to pay for everything.

Wheres all my self employed Bitcoin traders at?

Yeah shitty as.

My hook ups are shit. Envious of the people in this land who have they real good hook ups. Hash, different strains, etc.

i have an ok hookup in the sense hes reliable and can meet usually wherever and whenever

but i pay like $50 and get anywhere between 2.5 - 4grams so some weeks its a total rip off other weeks its better than the usual tin house shit.

i honestly have no idea how people get good hookups over here unless they already knew the people, i've been sold "strains" before but irrc most of the time in NZ that is just the dealer making up a name for w.e he has

weed is weed.
you git what you got.

is dumb.

Anyone dabble with Bitcoin here?

>Hash, different strains, etc.

I can tell you this much: Hash in NZ is not the same stuff you see state-side. Nowhere near the level of concentration and usually not completely clean either.

As far as strains go, unless it's local renowned stuff (GG, AK, WR etc) then they're just saying whatever sounds good.

Me, responded before I saw And he also makes a point, while there are definitely "strains" that contain different levels and as a result will give you different highs, at the end of the day weed is weed.

Being a weed snob is the deadliest sin.

Fucking stoners enjoy minimum wage retirement at 70.

Why would a stoner have to retire at 70? Good jobs here don't drug test.

No a trade isn't a good job.

>retirement
>implying ill ever work

ill keep using your hard earned taxes for weed and fast food thanks

Yeah mate. Coinbase is where I store my stuff on an account with no personal details against it

I then purchase bitcoin anonymously with cash at a bitcoin ATM that is nearby which deposits bitcoin directly into my coinbase account.

Then I buy drugs.

how does one get into alternate currencies ?

i've been thinking of putting a little bit of cash into bc purely to buy drugs but honestly i've never fucked with it and dont want some dark net neckbeard doxxing my ass