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/brit/
jealous that we don't really have a hotpocket product in the UK
they really look like a convenient snack.
real thread autism hours
janny
WHAT IS HE PLAYING AT?!
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
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poo poo bum bum
WE'RE ALL IN HERE
we're in here ladies
someone make a new
fuck the nonces
i'm all in here
Yes well done Slytherin, well done...HOWEVER
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thankfully there's a non-anime edition
was just going to not /brit/post today
someone make a new
fuck off there's already 4 threads
guess i'll have to make a new
I play my Dark Janny card in attack position
someone make a new
this is the real thread
t. op
i believe you mate
better thread
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switching early
thanks x
hate the irish
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Hate you
anime
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describe the irish in one word
>glassable
I quite like them
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we're all in here
heavily addicted to drugs
cannot bear to imagine how depressed, lonely, bitter and otherwise deranged i'll be at 30, 35, 40, no wife, no kids, just rejection and isolation.
hope i'll be swinging from the rope soon
english
failsworth school
they spent millions on a new building and basically had no money for actual stuff
(even though they could have spent a lot less on upgrading the old ones)
also a very poor area
for school trips we went to sefton beach and a nearby reservoir
it was shit
and for all of the years below mine, they started introducing a blazer into the uniform to try and make things seem less povvo (we only had jumpers before)
FUCK man I fucking love alcohol
From a Scottish school and we never had any field trips or exchange kids hahah x
>back to bangladesh
send her to mine instead
bit sad lad :(
how do you think you'd of been had you never started taking drugs?
AT THE JOB CENTRE
LIFE'S A LAUGH
THEY GIVES YOU FREE CASH
FOR YOUR AUTOGRAPH
(gimme some money)
What's your excuse for being here on a Friday night
some big skinhead just brought a black prozzi back to the hostel and the girl working on the desk had to explain that no guests were allowed in the bedrooms
he looked devvo'd
m8 your school makes mine look fucking russia
apparently they also tore mine down for a new build but i don't live anywhere near the shithole now so i dont know
Nothing like heading down the job centre with your mates, getting your dole and spending it on cheap cider and ket partying away in some gaff
Cheers wagies, that's my plans for tomorrow sorted!
don't have one
I GOT THAT FRIDAY FEELING
I'm living in another town where I don't know anyone, for work.
also i'm not a big fan of going out and drinking generally.
What was your excuse for skipping training again
I am quite the retarded poof
gf is asleep
>tfw you see an hours old thread revived and you realise you've been on /brit/ for 6 hours straight
Went to a catholic all boys grammar school in NI
On the last day of 4th year a gyppo came in, pulled a pair of knuckle dusters out of his sock and busted two brothers he didn't like and when the teachers tried to apprehend him he just sprinted out the school
He also happened to be my best mate for a long time
still a hopeless loser
why do i need an excuse?
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Gf is sending me snapchats from the club and there's some guy dancing next to her wtf
>Northern Irish kultur
post them
thread theme
youtube.com
see
>work now in minus 5 hours
What genius decided to open the co op at 6am
when it was a week before gcse's some chav got his dad's shotgun and did himself in
had to endure people pretending to care for about a week
Business idea: recruit gyppos, skinheads, chavs and insular pakis into a private army
You can't save a snapchat video you bells end
many people stay as long in front of the telly
no friends or life
Screenshot the video you lying worm
post them
being at home is the default night
What an all-round disaster of a front page
send her snapchats of brit as retaliation
You're a cuck desu
Fucking enraging that was all the popular kids pretending to care about some fucker they didn't even know
Wouldn't they just become increasingly polarised and fight between themselves?
morning lads
good evening
diana
Because acting out care in public is anything but positive for society.
I made it up okay?
got a big throbbing fully erect cock
*hops on your lap*
make a video that approximates the thing you made up and post that
spunk up my anus
I'm 8 foot 8 and built like the Millennium Dome, they wouldn't dare
know that feel
had a lad who hung himself here no one gave two squirts of piss about him until he was dead
Any of you lads ever deal with itchy bum syndrome? Applying more E45 cream hahah x
thanks, lori
the weird nerdy kid who everyone made fun of became a tranny lads
>Be walking out of local McDonalds other day
>As I'm walking away I pass the drivethru
>Hear someone scream "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YE DOIN HERE?"
>Turn around to see a beat up transit van harbouring two Neanderthal looking creatures with scabs on their faces and no teeth
>I say "what?"
>He screams again "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YE DOIN HERE YE CUNT"
>Turn round and walk away laughing like fuck
Just so random. Wasn't even scared, obviously I didn't want to fight the subhuman and his extended family but why do travellers do this? It's bizarre and hilarious.
/brit/ is proud of you lad
the persian gf
just bought rising storm 2 its cheap af on the chinky sites
Literally have noncery running in the family lads. If this a genetic thing then, if the da and great grandda are anything to go by, I'll have a mid-life crisis and turn into a nonce.
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thanks, loli