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jealous that we don't really have a hotpocket product in the UK

they really look like a convenient snack.

real thread autism hours

janny

WHAT IS HE PLAYING AT?!

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day

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poo poo bum bum

WE'RE ALL IN HERE

we're in here ladies

someone make a new

fuck the nonces
i'm all in here

Yes well done Slytherin, well done...HOWEVER

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thankfully there's a non-anime edition

was just going to not /brit/post today

someone make a new

fuck off there's already 4 threads

guess i'll have to make a new

I play my Dark Janny card in attack position

someone make a new

this is the real thread

t. op

i believe you mate

better thread

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switching early

thanks x

hate the irish

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Hate you

anime

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describe the irish in one word

>glassable

I quite like them

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we're all in here

heavily addicted to drugs
cannot bear to imagine how depressed, lonely, bitter and otherwise deranged i'll be at 30, 35, 40, no wife, no kids, just rejection and isolation.

hope i'll be swinging from the rope soon

english

failsworth school
they spent millions on a new building and basically had no money for actual stuff
(even though they could have spent a lot less on upgrading the old ones)
also a very poor area
for school trips we went to sefton beach and a nearby reservoir
it was shit

and for all of the years below mine, they started introducing a blazer into the uniform to try and make things seem less povvo (we only had jumpers before)

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FUCK man I fucking love alcohol

From a Scottish school and we never had any field trips or exchange kids hahah x

>back to bangladesh
send her to mine instead

bit sad lad :(

how do you think you'd of been had you never started taking drugs?

AT THE JOB CENTRE

LIFE'S A LAUGH

THEY GIVES YOU FREE CASH

FOR YOUR AUTOGRAPH

(gimme some money)

What's your excuse for being here on a Friday night

some big skinhead just brought a black prozzi back to the hostel and the girl working on the desk had to explain that no guests were allowed in the bedrooms

he looked devvo'd

m8 your school makes mine look fucking russia

apparently they also tore mine down for a new build but i don't live anywhere near the shithole now so i dont know

Nothing like heading down the job centre with your mates, getting your dole and spending it on cheap cider and ket partying away in some gaff

Cheers wagies, that's my plans for tomorrow sorted!

don't have one

I GOT THAT FRIDAY FEELING

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I'm living in another town where I don't know anyone, for work.

also i'm not a big fan of going out and drinking generally.

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What was your excuse for skipping training again

I am quite the retarded poof

gf is asleep

>tfw you see an hours old thread revived and you realise you've been on /brit/ for 6 hours straight

Went to a catholic all boys grammar school in NI

On the last day of 4th year a gyppo came in, pulled a pair of knuckle dusters out of his sock and busted two brothers he didn't like and when the teachers tried to apprehend him he just sprinted out the school

He also happened to be my best mate for a long time

still a hopeless loser

why do i need an excuse?

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Gf is sending me snapchats from the club and there's some guy dancing next to her wtf

>Northern Irish kultur

youtu.be/umYnYDPFb44

post them

thread theme
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see

>work now in minus 5 hours

What genius decided to open the co op at 6am

when it was a week before gcse's some chav got his dad's shotgun and did himself in

had to endure people pretending to care for about a week

Business idea: recruit gyppos, skinheads, chavs and insular pakis into a private army

You can't save a snapchat video you bells end

many people stay as long in front of the telly

no friends or life

Screenshot the video you lying worm

post them

being at home is the default night

What an all-round disaster of a front page

send her snapchats of brit as retaliation

You're a cuck desu

Fucking enraging that was all the popular kids pretending to care about some fucker they didn't even know

Wouldn't they just become increasingly polarised and fight between themselves?

morning lads

good evening

diana

Because acting out care in public is anything but positive for society.

I made it up okay?

got a big throbbing fully erect cock

*hops on your lap*

make a video that approximates the thing you made up and post that

spunk up my anus

I'm 8 foot 8 and built like the Millennium Dome, they wouldn't dare

know that feel
had a lad who hung himself here no one gave two squirts of piss about him until he was dead

Any of you lads ever deal with itchy bum syndrome? Applying more E45 cream hahah x

thanks, lori

the weird nerdy kid who everyone made fun of became a tranny lads

>Be walking out of local McDonalds other day
>As I'm walking away I pass the drivethru
>Hear someone scream "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YE DOIN HERE?"
>Turn around to see a beat up transit van harbouring two Neanderthal looking creatures with scabs on their faces and no teeth
>I say "what?"
>He screams again "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YE DOIN HERE YE CUNT"
>Turn round and walk away laughing like fuck

Just so random. Wasn't even scared, obviously I didn't want to fight the subhuman and his extended family but why do travellers do this? It's bizarre and hilarious.

/brit/ is proud of you lad

the persian gf

just bought rising storm 2 its cheap af on the chinky sites

Literally have noncery running in the family lads. If this a genetic thing then, if the da and great grandda are anything to go by, I'll have a mid-life crisis and turn into a nonce.

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thanks, loli