New celeb thread. No rules

New celeb thread. No rules

Raise your hand if you're a jew celeb that wants to fuck Nazis. Either to domme them or be dominated by them

My fav Hollywood slut.

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obligatory

>Hollywood
What

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Anybody got Caitlyn Jenner?

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fuck guys needs your help. I'm meeting my girlfriend in four or five hours. I have a hugely insane desire to suck cock for her. I don't know how to approach it, but if I wont do it today - I'll go mad. she did jokes and hints about me being girly and faggy and she looks extremely aroused when she sees gay/bi on Tv or the streets.

what the fuck should I do?

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Hey pledges. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of deities most of the worship posts will go over a typical Sup Forumstards head. There’s also a dominatrix outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from American Horror Story and Scream Queens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the worshipping, to realise that it's not simple lust - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Jewess Queen truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Jewess Queen's existential catchphrase “I'm sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Goddess worship. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Jewess Queen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for Jewess Queen worshippers only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal, pledge.

Ask in a trap thread, they have more actual experience

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sonichu. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of autism most of the jokes will go over a typical readers head. There's also the writers nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from the writings of James Joyce, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the writer, to realize that he's not just autistic- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Sonichu truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Chris Chans existencial catchphrase "I HAVE MULTIPLE PAIRS OF DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS," which itself is a cryptic reference to Ulysses. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the writers genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Sonichu tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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Hey britfag, I missed you.
Any ETA on you committing sudoku?

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natalie alyn something, right?

Shut up

My Dude!

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Actually, it's not a meme, kiddo. It's an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.

The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.

Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.

But both of these interpretation of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say it's brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldn't share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.

So what does Andy's Log mean?

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Wew how did that happen with the fishstick pickled crackling turkeys

That's it, my queen. Reveal yourself to your king.

I have no issues with being a man. not a single one. I just want to undergo forced bi with my girl

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Wew how did that happen with the fishstick picklerick morty

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mala XD

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Make me, you mental piece of walking human waste

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My QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Oh my

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lol dude..

>What I'm about to tell you is the truth, NASA has built a device, an artificial sun simulator and placed it in heliosykronus orbit outside Earth's atmosphere. NASA technology is very highly advanced and they are able to cloak (hide) are real solar sun. Are real sun is not white but more yellow in color. Because the sun is 93 million miles away, they are able to completely cover the real solar sun, the device also has lenses that bend light like a prism, but hear is how you can see the real solar sun and the fake sun.
>1.) You will need (2) pairs of sunglasses.
>UV sunglasses with the darker tint on the upper part of the lenses work excellent.
>2.) While wearing one pair of sunglasses close one eye and look at the sun, hold the other pair of sunglasses 10 inches in front of the other pair. Slowly bring the the other pair closer closer to your eye like a telescope. You will see 2 suns. One will appear white, the fake sun, the other will be yellow, are real solar sun. They may appear a different color depending on the tinted color of your sunglass lense. If you do this technique correctly, you will see 2 suns. The solar sun and the fake sun.
>This is the honest truth.
>NASA explain !?
>9097-H3|\/|4|]

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:)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand mass shootings. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bullet trajectories most of the rounds will go over a typical victim's head. There's also the shooter's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Elliot Rodger's YouTube videos, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the suspect, to realize that he's not just funny- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike mass shootings truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the shooter's existencial catchphrase "GOODNIGHT LAS VEGAS," which itself is a cryptic reference to The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the shooter's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a YOU CANT DODGE THE RODGE tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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GOsh what a cute butt

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Actually, it's not a meme, kiddo. It's an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.

The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.

Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.

But both of these interpretation of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say it's brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldn't share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.

So what does Andy's Log mean?

As I lurk though the threads where I be postin my logs

I take a look at my throat and realize there's nothing left

coz I've been sliddin and loggin

so long, that

even OP thinks my mind is gone

but I ain't never clogged a throat that didn't deserve it

me be be treated like a shill you know that's unheard of

you better watch how your talkin' and where you postin

or you and your homies might be in line to get clogged

I really hate the shills so I gotta post

As I open wide I see Andy's colon smoke, shill

Im the kind of logger little shills wanna be like

on my knees in the night, taking logs in the street light.

been spending most their lives living in a loggers paradise

bump threads once or twice living in a loggers paradise

cant find andy what will suffice? living in a loggers paradise

keep spending most our lives living in a loggers paradise

Watching Andy straining, anticipation

I cant live a normal life, I was raised in the dream

so i gotta be down for the log team

to much log posting got me tasting cream

Im a frequent log poster with Andy on my mind

got the steam in my nose and the cream in my eye

im a clogged up dream revellin slider and all my loggers is down so dont arouse my anus, shill

the dream aint nothing but one click away

im living life, slidd or die, what can I say

logs thread on page one will it stay up?

the way things are going I dont know

Tell me why are shills, so blind to see

that the logs they need come from Andy

(chorus)

The cream and the dream, the steam so supreme

on page one minute after minute hour, hour after hour

everybody's filtering, but half of them aint mature enough

to see whats going on in Andy's colon

I think you smell whats cookin'

They say I gotta

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What did you just say about Andy, you little bitch? I'll have you know that Andy's logs are the steamiest of the cream and I have been involved at several of his secret logfests and have taken over 300 confirmed logs. Andy is trained in gorilla logfare and the top slidder in the entire world. You are nothing but another throat waiting to be clogged. Andy will clog your throat with such precision the likes of which you have never seen before, so would you? You think you can get away with denying Andy's logs? Grow up, logless shill. As we speak I am contacting my secret agency of loggers across America and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare your throat for the log shill. The log that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your mouth. At this very moment Andy is back logging his next biggest creation so prepare your throat. I have full access to Andy and his entire arsenal of logs and you seriously need to grow the fuck up. Andy can be anywhere, anytime and can log things in over 700 ways, and that's just with his bare colon. Not only am I extensively trained in slidding but I have access to the entire Andy Six log network which I will use it to wipe your logless shill ass out of the face of the whole dream so mature much? If only you could know what creamy retribution your little clever "comment" was about to bring down in your throat, maybe you would of opened wide. But you couldn't, you didn't and now your paying the fucking price, you goddam shill. Andy will shit fury all over you and you will revel in the steam. You're fucking logged, kiddo.

This is how a weirdo Sup Forums user should express his affection for a celeb
This is how a mentally ill, societal burden expresses his autism

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I watched a video where she has to prank the interviewer it was hilarious

>on Sup Forums Sup Forums
>no rules

Stroking for the queen's cute butt, adorable panties, pretty smile and beautiful cleavage

Would still fuck in a heartbeat, but she looked better before...

(You)

So I'm a bit of both then lol

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I agree, but now she needs fame and is a slut to keep it

need a celeb to blow my load too which deserves it most?

Isn't she the best?

Does anyone else here think kike women are hot as fuck?

>two
>to
>too
It's hard to tell the difference, i know

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Barbara!

>heliosykronus
Eat a bunch of cumming cocks.

Mmmm Lia

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typing with one hand

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mmm >feets

We need more lia

Eat a log of shit and grow up.

What did you just say about Andy, you little bitch? I'll have you know that Andy's logs are the steamiest of the cream and I have been involved at several of his secret logfests and have taken over 300 confirmed logs. Andy is trained in gorilla logfare and the top slidder in the entire world. You are nothing but another throat waiting to be clogged. Andy will clog your throat with such precision the likes of which you have never seen before, so would you? You think you can get away with denying Andy's logs? Grow up, logless shill. As we speak I am contacting my secret agency of loggers across America and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare your throat for the log shill. The log that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your mouth. At this very moment Andy is back logging his next biggest creation so prepare your throat. I have full access to Andy and his entire arsenal of logs and you seriously need to grow the fuck up. Andy can be anywhere, anytime and can log things in over 700 ways, and that's just with his bare colon. Not only am I extensively trained in slidding but I have access to the entire Andy Six log network which I will use it to wipe your logless shill ass out of the face of the whole dream so mature much? If only you could know what creamy retribution your little clever "comment" was about to bring down in your throat, maybe you would of opened wide. But you couldn't, you didn't and now your paying the fucking price, you goddam shill. Andy will shit fury all over you and you will revel in the steam. You're fucking logged, kiddo.

bump for more scarlet

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for the love of god, don´t stop

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Wew how did that happen with the fishstickz and candle

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These are not mutually exclusive. You can be both at the same time.
Depending on which side your schizophrenia allows you to show at any given point I guess

which one deserves a big load when i blow?

What I'm about to tell you is the truth, NASA has built a device, an artificial sun simulator and placed it in heliosykronus orbit outside Earth's atmosphere. NASA technology is very highly advanced and they are able to cloak (hide) are real solar sun. Are real sun is not white but more yellow in color. Because the sun is 93 million miles away, they are able to completely cover the real solar sun, the device also has lenses that bend light like a prism, but hear is how you can see the real solar sun and the fake sun.
1.) You will need (2) pairs of sunglasses.
UV sunglasses with the darker tint on the upper part of the lenses work excellent.
2.) While wearing one pair of sunglasses close one eye and look at the sun, hold the other pair of sunglasses 10 inches in front of the other pair. Slowly bring the the other pair closer closer to your eye like a telescope. You will see 2 suns. One will appear white, the fake sun, the other will be yellow, are real solar sun. They may appear a different color depending on the tinted color of your sunglass lense. If you do this technique correctly, you will see 2 suns. The solar sun and the fake sun.
This is the honest truth.
NASA explain !?
909762

Babs a cute!

I LOVE Barbara!:3

What did you just say about the Jewess Queen, you insufferable little bitch? I will have you know that the Jewess Queen is the #1 president of Kappa House and I am sure you are aware that her daddy is the largest donor to this university's endowment. I would not get personal with me and my Jewess Queen, sweetheart. We don't fight fair. My Jewess Queen is trained in bitch warfare and is the top poison-lacing, head-dunking-in-boiling-hot-oil expert in the entire world. You are nothing but another jealous little trollop in my side. The Jewess Queen will haze you harder than a suburban banquet hall during bat mitzvah season. You think you can get away with denying the Jewess Queen? Think again, backstabbing little bitch. As we speak, I am contacting my secret agency of Jewess Queen worshippers across America and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare your own funeral arrangements. We will blow out that pathetic candle you call your life. At this very moment, the Jewess Queen is preparing a batch of piping hot oil for your face to be dunked in. I have full access to the Jewess Queen photoshoots and her entire arsenal of hellbent revenge and you seriously need to have fun burning in hell. The Jewess Queen has eyes everywhere, bitch and can elaborately murder in over 700 ways, and that's just with the irresistible nutmeggy sweetness of the extra hot, no foam, pumpkin spice latte. Not only am I extensively trained in worshipping but I will use my Floodrage network to wipe your worthless dreg-of-society ass to hell. And guess what, there's NO dinosaurs in hell. That got you shaking, right? Only you could know what pledge retribution your little clever "comment" was about to slap down upon you. Maybe you could have worshipped. But you didn't, and now you're paying the fucking price, you goddamn pledge. The Jewess Queen will scream fury all over you and you will revel in her divinity. Have fun in Hell, going to dinner with Osama Bin Laden

Depends, are you more attracted to Jew girls or Eurasian girls?

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those legs
>absolutely disgusting

who is that?

As do i

Can't be the only one

The CIA Gateway it means that much like string theorists, the CIA acknowledges that our physical reality is nothing more than a manifestation brought forth to something navigable, in the physical sense, by vibrational frequencies that seem to conduct" the flow of energy.
This isn't that difficult to comprehend if you have done your homework.

Your physical reality, like it or not, may be nothing more than a representative illusion layered over a more base existence that is nearly incomprehensible to most. Hate if you want but you yourself aren't really making sense. You're just spewing pejoratives in a nonsensical manner in an attempt to stop analytical thought processes while providing no evidence as to how these claims are unfounded, outside of ego based personal attacks that is. Stop appealing to emotion. Relax and let go a little. No need to be so uptight. No need to try and dictate. Be constructive in your reasoning and form a comprehensible argument instead of trying to shut down discussion of subject matter that somehow offends you through mere existence alone. I know knew concept can be scary but at very least it's a neat thought experiment, which is completely healthy. Run the gamut and think a little instead if being reactionary with your responses. By the way. "SCienzohizophrenic reharded Is that even English ??

oh munn huh, and where should i blow my load with her

or

her and her little sister make me crazy

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