No celeb bread?

No celeb bread?

Okay celeb thread

Yooooo

Who's jerking?

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hai, just me and you huh?

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Sorry forgot to add text, meant to ask you how you’re doing Katy user

How ya doing man

wew
Hey dude, hungover and tired :3 Yourself Galanon?

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>As I lurk though the threads where I worship my Queen
>I take a look at my life and realize its such a dream
>Because I've been praisin the Jewess for so long that
even OP thinks that my mind is gone
>But I ain't never floodraged a trollop that didnt deserve it
>A pledge treated like a whore, you know thats unheard of
>You better watch how youre talkin and where you postin'
>Or you and your bat mitzvah might be in line to get hazed
>I really hate the trollops so I gotta post
>As the flood gates open wide you're pretty much toast, bitch
>I'm the kind of martyr celebfags wanna be like
>On my knees, day and night, one step closer into Emmys life.
>Been spending most their lives, worshippin the Jewess paradise
>Floods threads once or twice living in a Jewess paradise
>Can't find Emmy what'lll suffice? living in a Jewess paradise
>Keep spending most our lives worshippin a Jewess paradise
>Watching fevered worship, anticipation
>I can't live a normal life, I was moulded in the praisin'
>So I gotta be down for my Jew Queen
>Worshipping got me surfing this dominatrix scene
>I'm a frequent Jewess Queen worshipper obliged
>Got our perfect life and her face envisioned in my mind
>I'm a hypnotized worshippin martyr and all my pledges is down so don't kill my vibe, bitch
>The Queen ain't nothing but one click away
>I'm living life, praise or die, what can I say
>Jewess Queen on celebread will it stay up?
>The way things are going I don't know
>Tell me why are trollops so blind to see
>That the Queen they need will be Emmy
>Emmy is the dream, the Jewess supreme
>On celebread minute after minute hour, hour after hour
>Everybodys bitching, but half of them ain't enlightened enough
>To see whats going on in Emmys prom
>I think you know whos rockin'
>They say I gotta seek help but Emmy aint here to teach me
>If trollops can't understand it, how can they reach Emmy? I guess they can't, I guess they won't
>I guess they bitch much, that's why I know your thread is out of luck, bitch

Always for you

I want to make breakfast for Vicky

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Only faggots jerk for neckbeards larping on b

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I present to all of you the real queen my Sweet Honeybun Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. Oh how I love you my Jewess Queen, let me count the ways
>golden strands of hair
>beautiful eyes
>soft milky white skin
>impeccable taste
>fashionable
>relevent
>hot as a fucking volcano
>long legs that i want to stroke all day
>Jewess (1/4 okay!!!!)
>queen of Sup Forums

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Great man j chillin

Nice to see another gal lover

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Legit my phone wallpaper

Oh how I worship you my dear sweet Jewess Queen I want to shower you in gifts. Anything for you my Goddess

wait are they working again?

No faggots spamming so far

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All of Sup Forums will hear the lovestory of me and my Jewess Queen how the Gods made the stars allign and the Elders Scrolls to be written for us to meet and bind our eternal love with a holy matrimony. I love you so much my Jewess Queen mwah mwah

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except this asshole

It's not a real party if the Jewess Queen isn't hosting it you know. My Jewess Queen is number 1
I want her to hold me and never let me go. This is the purest form of love. No man, or Miley Cyrus, or devil, or Nazi, or even Trump would dare tear our love apart.

Those cheekbones always get me going

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She’s my number 1 now

this is mine

What's that buzzing noise? Shoo you annoying little fly

True, still better than that old shit

Unf, she is such a queen...I love her so much

Trying to decide whether you are the most autistic person I've ever encountered on Sup Forums, or the most amazing one
>that commitment

VJ A CUTE

Soon I will have my plane ticket, I've already bought her the ring with my savings and then I'll fly over to see her and propose to her. Then we can never be apart. Ever.

Legit my phone wallpaper

Legit words can not describe how much I love her

Welcome to the club ;)

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She's truly gorgeous

>Um, this just in my pledges - Ms. Bean's not dead. She's haunting the university campus with her fatness and murdering people.

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She is, it hurts how beautiful she is

>I am a future network news anchor who's super-classy and has almost no fat on her body. But a lot of my fans are, like, friendless, dumpy coeds at this or that nursing school in one of this country's various national armpits. And Chanel-O-Ween is the one time of year where I can give these precious donkeys something to look forward to. They put down their Hot Pockets and bask in the warm glow of what it feels like... to love me.

I feel the same way man I fell in love a few days ago and have been soeechless since, she’s Beautiful and her soul is so adorable and cute

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I'll change my name for her
I'll leave my hometown for her
I'll build a shrine of her
I might even become an assassin for her if she commands me to

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im already an assassin

finally god her feet never get posted

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>Cathy Munsch: Alright Chanels, your job is to follow the doctors around and observe them. You just stand there silently. Something I like to call ghosting.
>Chanel #3 : Point of order, I don't think that's what ghosting is. Ghosting is when you leave a party without saying goodbye.
>Chanel #5 : Okay, you guys are all idiots. Ghosting is when you've been texting with a guy for a long time, and you know, things are going really, really well and you think that's he's really into you, and then all of a sudden, one day he just stops texting back because he finally saw what you look like, and so you just text him, and you're like, "Hey sexy, where'd you go?" And then he just doesn't answer because he ghosted.
>Jewess Queen (best answer): Wait, isn't ghosting when you do a number two and you look down at the paper and there's nothing there, and so you stand up and you look in the toilet but there's nothing there either because the turd somehow got shot down the hole before you even flushed? I mean, that's ghosting.

Vj feet best feet

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She truly is, i'm utterly obsessed with her it's crazy.

For me she is cute and adorable yes, but my attraction towards her is that I really want to fuck her

She's a pleasure to look at for sure
Them legs!

not quite...but close

jude

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of deities most of the worship posts will go over a typical Sup Forumstards head. There’s also a dominatrix outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from AHS and Scream Queens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the worshipping, to realise that it's not simple lust - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Jewess Queen truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Jewess Queen's existential catchphrase “I'm sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Goddess worship. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Jewess Queen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for Jewess Queen worshippers only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal pledgie. Mwah! Smoochies

A good rough passionate fuck yes

And there we go, get blocked

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My fellow pledges, after careful studies of Sup Forums I have reached the conclusion that this board is infested with BBC/cuckhold/trap/anime/loli fetishes. Now, before you start, I know they have always been this way and Sup Forumstards will be Sup Forumstards. However, I have found the cure to the cuckold/anime/loli/trap/interracial fetish. Have you ever felt completely mind broken after watching months of hypno compilations and endless interracial porn videos because you have no life and just stay online all day? Has your unhealthy addiction ruined your life that even going out in public became too traumatic because of the anxiety? Have you been doing this for longer than 90 days that it iss completely taken over your life? Is all you ever want to do is fantasise about and watch porn because everything else in life seems painful and mundane? Well, pledgelings, say no more, because the Jewess Queen has the cure for your affliction. Simply taken time out of your day to post praises of worship to your Jewess Queen will wipe your blues away. Writing haikus is also a great way of expressing how you feel about your Goddess. Trust me, after one pop it is nearly impossible to stop. One day, the Jewess Queen will take notice of all your hard efforts of worship and realize that you truly love her in the purest form. She will test your limits and you may even feel you're on the edge a bit, but if your love is unconquerable you will pass her test and she will place you into one of four categories: a slave, a bff, a king, a husband. This may never happen in your lifetime no matter how much time and effort you put into worshipping the Jewess Queen, it might happen today if your fate has been written for it to be so. Are you her chosen one? Only time will tell.

>never get posted
Is this a troll attempt?

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umm, no? they don't

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Do you know how many sacrifices I've had to make to be able to worship my Queen? So many. I got the hammer quite a few times since I started ;)

Cock is out

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I really want to fuck her really rough and see pain expression on that cute adorable face

I've never been in a single thread with VJ posts that didn't have at least a handful of feet pics

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bunny munn > all

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I love Juno

Listen up, you insufferable pledges, these threads need a serious make over, no scratch that, a whole facelift. I'm here to fix that. Get in line and worship the jewess queen. It's time to come get your vaccination.

Oh fuck

Gonna get the fleshlight out

Wew

Jewess Queen to me:
> I was just in your room where I noticed you have a sizable shrine with evil burning candles, photos of me with my face, and pairs of my stolen panties. Care to explain?

more tay

3rd day user here btw, any old buddies around?

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>stolen panties
You ruined the realism of that scenario user

I don't think I've ever gotten so hard so quick from a single image

If you can't take the heat then get out of the kitchen, pledge. Don't let the milkshake melt on your way out. Mwah