Only Canadians are allowed in this thread

Only Canadians are allowed in this thread.
Prove you are Canadian with things only Canadians know of.

>Be Newfoundlander
>Have Roast Chicken Lays and Pineapple Crush
>mfw it's only sold in Newfoundland

I drink Tim Hortons every day of my life

>A FUCKING LEAF

ON is okay I guess we have a Toronto

The Tim Hortons for die-hard hipsters.

Go die in a hole brandon.

Canadians never reveal those secrets you are a fake.

with 35 million of them it's pretty damn hard to keep the secrets a secret.

coun't me in

>MAPLE MAPLE MAPLE MAPLE

>be newfie
>put vienna sausages on pizza
>pineapple crush
>jiggs dinner
>cold plates

I drink Pabst... Ehhhh

Pabst is American, get out.

You can buy pineapple crush in ontario now

tabarnak

>Prove you are Canadian with things only Canadians know of.
I drink maple syrup to get drunk and crave getting my asshole railed by Americans constantly.

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>I buy my cigarettes from the reserve

>lays
>aka walkers

They sell walkers roast chicken all over the united shitdom. It's not rare.

My city is full of 3rd world crimes.

No they aren't

-Ontario

The Lays website says they are only sold in Atlantic Canada. Guess I've been lied to.

Manufacturer to supplier. Supplier to stores. Suppliers decide where shit goes, not the manufacturer.

>3rd world crimes
Kek. Not even criminals. Their mere existence is a crime

I speak Canadian, eh

Maple syrup is good, eh?

Probably under the lays brand name. Lays is identical to walkers which is the UK brand

Any Barrie fags here?

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>be albertan
>crush darts every fuckin' day
>hope Amazon picks Calgary to move their data centre
>will probably pick Toronto tho

why don't you jump off that there cliff ?

My prime minister is a cuck faggot

now that's something everyone knows, try a little harder.

what part of Alberta are you from? im from way out west and we say hack darts

I like coffee crisps and i'm not mad about our PM; for all the bitching at least we get the forefront of a new industry & can dismiss him shortly after.

yes, eh

I'm Canadaen because I cum in my hand and then eat it

holy fuck der bai, real original arent ye

>french fries and gravy, eh

>liberalism, eh

>socialism, eh

>hockey, eh

>mooses, eh

>curling, eh

>mounties, eh

>inferiority to America, eh

I can prove I'm Canadian.

>3 families live in same house as me
>my name ends with PREET
>I'm trying to set up a designated shitting street!

11/10 top eh

I rolled dubs

hahahhaa this is surely an east end canadian.
replace it with chink memes if you're on the west end of canada.

2112 ......I must be!

Checked, eh

Ive always wanted to try pineapple crush. Im from Shediac NB.

Eh, giv' er bud!!

Im in huntsville right now, at inlaws'.

>local stores carry retarded lays flavors like dill pickle, salt & vinegar or barbeque
>wonder how they make profit
>mfw in civilized europe we have normal flavors like red pepper, hot pepper, green onion, roasted chicken
>mfw im only a polack

Canada?! You mean north AMERICA!!! ‘MURICA FUCK YEAH

I really hate Canadians, you faggots fuck up more raids then anyone other then Brazilians. I really wish your country had anything thing ever eventful happened there so you'd have your own business to mind.

i think us americans are nice people mostly

I feel the need to inform you that the country you're living in is named USA = United States of America.
So, America is the continent you live on.
The Country you're from is called "United States"

And it's referred to as America for short. This is because it's the only country on the continent that matters.

Gonna head to the LB and get some Pil, be right back.

Jays play at Rogers centre, was Skydome, before Exhibition Stadium

Lays ketchup chips at sobeys

We invented the gps and telephone ya baiter

Niagara Falls Canada is way way nicer then that shit hole Niagara Falls, NY

>bank at cibc
>go to timmies
>most people i know smoke weed
>actually say "eh"
>and "get fucked
>have loads of canadian tire money.

you should walk into a french boulangerie

smells delicious

not even a leaf and I can buy pineapple crush, what the fuck are you talking about.

>visit wifes parents in sydney
>get pizza at kennys
>run into frankie the onion ring weather dude

underrated post