Need bigger dick for sex asap, whats best way

need bigger dick for sex asap, whats best way

Time machine and better genes

also lose some fucking weight.

mad penis gains that way

He knows that hes a fatass hes just to wizardly to loose weight

you can try to yank on it

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Lose weight so it doesn't look small compared to your body.

lose weight fatass. That'll get you at least another 1-2 inches if you take away your fat pouch.

Loose some fucking weight fatass

The only way is surgery, the rest is a scam. It's just not possible.

Fuck only midgets. I swear that you will feel like you have the biggest dick in the world! Works for me!

are there any hot midgets? Literally every one I've ever seen has been ugly as shit.

someone please tell me jelqing is another way to get a bigger dick

Ur mom is quite good.

there is no way to increase your penis size user. If there were, everyone would know about it by now. It would be a multi-billion dollar industry. Everyone would be strutting around with donkey dicks.

The fact that that isn't our reality tells you everything you need to know

You don't need a bigger dick. You just need to know how to use it (and how to use the other parts of your body) to compensate your tiny dick

i have been using an x4 labs for a year now,months on end,with absolutely no inrease at all,even half a centimeter.

see

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bathmate or other pumps works, but it takes about 1 year of active, everyday exercise...mainly it improves your girth, but also little bit of length as well

fair enough, i've been convinced.

MMMMMMMMMM

The first hooker I ever fucked was an Asian midget... it was amazing!!!

story?

Chop it off, your boyfriend will thank you.

Sure
Be me just got done working a shutdown at a power house like 6weeks working 7-12's. Had $$$ and needed pussy so got on omaha backpage and started shopping. Had a couple in mind and saw this midget that went by the name joy banks. Not bad looking( didn't have the big head and shit). And it was only $200 so figured fuck it why not. Call her up she thinks I'm a cop. So she makes me send her a timestamped pic. So sent a time stamp of me sitting in my truck(it's a pretty nice truck). She still thinks I'm a cop so I tell her what 28 year old cop do you know rolling in this slick of a truck... she agrees and tells me what hotel. I get to the hotel and call her and she gives me the room number, so I stroll on up to the room thinking I'm probably about to go to jail haha. She opens the door and the top of her head doesn't even reach my belt line. She looks like the pictures so I'm relieved. I get naked and lay on the bed and she walks over and grabs my cock and says ok we are good to go. So she climbs up on the bed and is walking around me and I'm trying not to laugh and she stands with her pussy over my chest and bends down and put a rubber on my dick with her mouth. Proceed to smash! She either came twice or faked it twice haha I butted and told her to save my number for future meet ups. A week later she posted on backpage again saying she is retiring( her 401k must have done well) and that was the last I saw or heard of her. She changed her number and disappeared. Still look for her online once in a while but no luck!

damn, at least you got the experience!