oldfags give youngfags advice based on past mistakes they made

> oldfags give youngfags advice based on past mistakes they made

Falling in love. And then falling out of love and deciding not to try again.

Worst mistake you can make.

Are... Are you serious?

I'm in love and shit is tough, i can't even approach the girl.

Be smart with your fucking money. Be sure that you have a good chunk of whatever you make left over at the end of the month. In the long run you'll be glad you did.

Get off this fucking website.

if you're still breathing, it's better if you don't.

To all you young faggots
If you take a girl out, do the easy thing, not the right thing.

The right thing has only fucked me in every way imaginable in EVERY situation.

Just fuck em, Sup Forumsros, just fuck em....

Being together with a mentally ill woman that already had a child.

what do you mean bro?

Don't be a white knight faggot and ignore the signs, don't try to take the high road, just do the nice and easy path.

all the anons who talk about girls, how the fuck do i make a girl like me?
how do i initiate?
what do?

>make a girl like me

Nigga you don't, put yourself out there, 1/100 girls will respond, and out of that, 1/500 will suck your peen. Just stop giving a fuck about getting rejected, get to the gym, get natty as fuck, and be confident in what you say.

how can i not care about rejection when i'm in school?

WEW I've been here since 2007 I'm old so I'm cool. I'd rather not take advice from someone that is proud to give them self a prestige name on a website. that is incredibly fucking pathetic when you can just learn more from leaving your room and talking to people that are much wiser and older than these basement dwellers

>people that are much wiser and older than these basement dwellers

don't be a whiny insecure faggot (except you have one of the rare girls that feel sexually attracted to that). Even if you have some embarassing ticks, just present them if they are the most usual thing in the world or laugh them off. I had a hard time finding girls because i always thought them to stand on some high pedestal and need to be treated like a princess. They always claim they like men who treat them that way but if you actually do it, you are friendzoned in the blink of an eye

Who is this suave man

Don't smoke.

>youngfags
This is retarded.
Please stop.

Why do cheap filtered cigars give headaches?

girls won't expose you, just go for it I got rejected like 3 times when I was in highschool and after a couple of days things were back to normal. Don't make the mistake of doing nothing.

>Don't make the mistake of doing nothing

This.

Invest your money, save your money, don't buy useless crap, don't accumulate crap, don't be with someone that accumulates crap, take care of your teeth, don't get married, if you must get married get a pre-nup, don't have kids unless you know exactly what that means, make sure you know who your partner is - don't kid yourself... people don't change, don't cheat - on anything, evaluate yourself periodically, have a plan for yourself, make personal goals at work, learn everything you can at work and have a plan for moving to the next phase, clean up after yourself - it's harder to catch up if you leave it for later, stop masturbating so much, don't watch so much porn, make sure the porn you watch isn't twisting your head, don't do any drugs that can addict you - no high is worth that, if you are comfortable with yourself, love comes more easily, do outside stuff, volunteer - sometimes you can meet good people that way. Rule of thumb: don't be Charlie Sheen.

>Don't settle down early.
>If you're not an adonis dripping in bitches, then play the numbers game. Hit on all the women you'd like to fuck. Eventually, just as it is in sales, you'll make a sale. Also, this works for sales.
>Take care of your health. The better you take care of it the longer you'll be able to have fun.
>Don't get scammed. The trick to an effective scam is greed. If you can convince someone you've got a secret benefit and only through you can they access it, you've got them. Don't be the guy getting had. There's no free lunch.
>Want to be good at something? Find people good at it and learn from them. Copy them.
>Go outside and talk to people IRL. This is a skill fast disappearing and you'll have a huge advantage in life if you develop skills in this area.
>lower your standards for women. Data from dating websites shows that men tend to cluster around the top tier hot women and ignore the average looking girls. That's miles of available pussy that's going under serviced.

>> oldfags give youngfags advice based on past mistakes they made

Do not think with your dick.
Do not waste your cash on cunt.
Save your money. Start early.

Don't get a liberal arts degree.

Put yourself in situations where meeting is natural. Volunteer, take college classes with labs or that are sports based. Get comfortable with yourself. Get outside and do stuff. Don't listen to the cellar dwellers on this site.

Im 20 never had job no one will hire me, not sure if should date while unemployed what do? Halp pls..

>in b4 get job because trying im fuckin hated

Never stick your dick in crazy. Seriously.

I got a bunch of student loans when I was 18 and now I don't know how I'm ever going to pay it back..

Get used to life not being fair. Salesmen get rejected like 99% of the time, just let it roll off your back and keep moving. Develop hobbies, get into some sport, keep at it till your good at it, Work out! Eat right. Get outside and get some sun. Love you user... you were me 10 years ago!

It's god telling you to stop smoking.

advice is for yourself, not others.

No

Well fuck what matters is we tried

ifBitches {WantGuy}
Guy.exe (mustHaveMoney)

I have a gf now and I blew $5,000 on her.

I could have bought bitcoin for 400 and been rich today. Fuck women.
Join a trade association.

Don’t smoke
Don’t do drugs
Don’t be a dick
Don’t be friends with dickheads
Be polite
Be confident
Work hard

No. Expensive shit is not bad.

Learn how to take care of yourself...cooking cleaning shopping
Save money, dont buy stupid shit
Invest some cash
Dont be afraid to ask a girl out, worst she can say is no
If youre going to buy something, spend the extra cash a get the good stuff...not worth buying shit
Moderation is a good thing
Dont get married unless you've lived together
Dont get married unless been together 7 years

Think this guy is right dont panic though guys going to halloween party going to dress as mime and probably get shit kicked out of me for having sex with guys mum. Dont need job to have drama..

>implying 4chachink is only composed of you, the autists and social rejects
whatever dood

Seriously leave this place and never come back I've been coming here since I was 14. I'm 22 now my ex cheated on me got pregnant and I have no friends now. I took this website culture too seriously and it left me damaged. Leave before it's too late.

I come here when i feel down which is like (3 times a year and ive been here since 09), when im k i get out its fine.

That site has nothing to do with you being a loser. You are here because you ARE a loser, to begin with. Like me...

why do you think it's a mistake?

The best is to manage to put away that money at the start of the month/when you get them.

I second that. Only come here for fun, don't take advices.

Don't do anything an autistic artschoofag would do, and you'll probably be okay.

If you are already an autistic artschool fag, for chrissakes snap out of it and get real world jorb unrelated to art, so you can still actually enjoy your art. The school will not get you a meaningful job in your chosen field; it will take your money and laugh at you. Usually right in your face. You are better off learning from YouTube videos, spending money on any supplies or equipment, and keeping an active online portfolio.
You want to make money in art and you can draw humanoid forms, don't do portraiture or game art- DO FUR PORN. Yes, I know it's awful and degenerate; but it's ridiculously lucrative if you're even halfway good. Saddest soul crushing truth I learned in school in the 90s, from the mouths of Phil and Kaja Foglio themselves. Even more true today. Blame the Secret Masters of Fandom.
To recap: autism, artschool, don't.

RIP user

lurk more

>When buying a car, buy used one or two years old
>No long distance relationships.
>Pay off credit as soon as you can. Auto insurance is credit
>Start eating healthier and buying food you can cook.
>Start working out
>Literally apply for every job you can find.
>Research most of your purchases.
>Reexamine your friends.
>Call your family once in a while.
>Learn your rights.
>Don't buy cable tv. You can find every tv show online free.
>Beer has more caleries than you think.

If you want people to treat you like an adult you be respectful and don't use curse words in casual conversation. Respect is given until they unearned it. Trust is earned

advice:
- get a serious degree
- learn foreign languages: russian, italian and/or chink
- don't waste your time in porn, fapping, girls, gay shit
- never into debts, ==never!==

This should be the default "How To Adult" copypasta, if it isn't already.

Do the hard things and you'll advance. Don't take the easy way out.

If you're smart enough, go to college and get a degree in a field that is in demand. You like philosophy? Art History? Great. Read that shit for fun in your down time. No one is going to give you a high-paying job if you have a bullshit degree

Save, invest, avoid credit as much as possible.

Don't be desperate for girls to like you. Just relax, be yourself, and get out there and meet people. Things will work out.

Don't be a whiny pussy and try to get girls to pity you. So many betas have tried this on my 18 year old daughter and we laugh about them later.

>be me
>obsess over girl
>girl sends nudes
>want to make a move or something
>too pussy to do anything
>she starts dating another guy
>she was virgin, they fucked
>be depressed for two days
don't really care for her anymore but what do I do in that situation?

>sends nudes to Faggot A
>in a short while fucks Faggot B

Faggot A dodged a bullet

>be me, 49, virgin

Just talk to them. Unless you're a chad you don't go 0 to 60 on the first interaction.
Start talking to them in class. Get to know them. Once you've talked to them and weeded out the fucktarded ones focus on the better ones that seem to be more in line with what you like. Then ask them to do something outside of school. If a date type thing seems appropriate then go for it. Most likely something like studying or some group thing will be easier to get them to.
>Hey, I'm user
>Do you hate/love this class as much as I do?
>Check it out, I drew the teacher in the textbook
>are you doing any sports?
>Do you think you could help me with this problem?
>A couple of my friends and I are going to muck about downtown this weekend. Would you like to join?

Just talk to them. They're human beings.

In that situation you should have said
>When do I get to see that in person?

In that situation now that it's already happened?
Use the fact that you got a girl to send you nudes as a confidence boost and move on.

>They're human beings.

y-yes, b-but they sport a v-vagego

How did u get her to send u nudes?

it's a secret

Precisely. Even if they are to make fun of you. When you get laid you dont realy care for how often you got rejected before that.

>Don't make the mistake of doing nothing
yeah this x100

>lower your standards for women. Data from dating websites shows that men tend to cluster around the top tier hot women and ignore the average looking girls. That's miles of available pussy that's going under serviced.

On the topic with women and data from dating websites, my experience with online dating goes like this:
10 messages sent equal one response.
10 responses equal one person you might want to spend more than just a couple of months with.
When I was younger I was ugly and poor, now I am at least not poor anymore. But that used to be my average.
So what I'm trying to say is: Don't get depressed by rejection and for the love of god don't just go for one woman at a time. You don't owe anyone in onlinedating shit.

she was drunk and high as fuck, she basically insisted on sending nudes
fag
thanks for the advice
how so?