Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Chloe Moretz standing there
Wat do?

> "I don't want to know how you ended up here but you have to eat those eggs"

Ask her where's Tay Tay?

Is she here to fuck? if not gtfo

Say
>You've been out of the limelight for a couple years now. what happened?

eat her butt

Oh God~

Feed her eggs.

Offer her an egg in this trying time

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I'd invite her to poundtown population her.ungirt the loins and prepare for some long strokin on that pussy.

Hand her the strapon and drop my pants.

>pls be gentle this tiem chloe ;_;

turn around and walk back out
>mfw i can't talk to girls

>DISGUSTING

Ask her who she is, never heard of her before

I offer her my tray of freshly deviled eggs.
No one can resist my eggs, no one.

Turn 360 and walk away

180?

Whip it out and start pissing on her.

Turn 3600 degrees and fall down dizzy.

>360
>walk away
dont breed

meme

Unfortunately, Chloe lost most of her fan base when she turned legal.

> Being this fucking newfag.

Kek, newfag.

haha everybody look at the newfag

Call the cops. Have her arrested for breaking and entering. She does not belong in my room.

You mean walk into her?

make her sign some kind of consent form then make sweet sweet love to her all night long

I’d very slowly and tenderly make love to her bottom

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