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Don't you...forget about me edition.

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no

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting

anime

cum

why did wings evolve when half a wing provides no evolutionary advantage?

charli

I'm the football yank, I like football. I am well liked, you like me.

>anime

half a wing lets you glide between treetops

these evolved into wings which let you maneuvre wilst moving between treetops

>tfw remember reading vidya reviews on teletext in the morning before school

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is that true? I know a lot of people imitated him

cute

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wish i had a tank

n-no
you'll bully

might have a tank

yeah there was a whole craze around Europe

guys started dressing like him too, silly

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hello

here to see a man about a dog

hhmmm half a xanny or not?

girls really just spray piss everywhere like cats don't they
disgusting barbarians

Trump is going proper mental today lads haha

what happened now?

Any Yanks ITT? Fuck off

going to see a woman about a pussy

i remember test cards haha

yep

>NHS was crippled by russian cyber terrorists today
>user would rather discuss Trump's latest funny tweet

what has the world become

/brit/ hunter gatherer society when

said he has tapes of Comey and will release them if Comey leaks anything from the FBI

>that entire region between her midriff and knees
mercy

yeah

>One of the earliest known associations between the media and suicide arose from Goethe's novel Die Leiden des jungen Werthers (The Sorrows of Young Werther). Soon after its publication in 1774, young men began to mimic the main character by dressing in yellow pants and blue jackets. In the novel, Werther shoots himself with a pistol after he is rejected by the woman he loves, and shortly after its publication there were reports of young men using the same method to kill themselves in an act of hopelessness.[5]

>This resulted in the book being banned in several places. Hence the term "Werther effect", used in the technical literature to designate copycat suicides.[6] The term was coined by researcher David Phillips in 1974, two centuries after Goethe's novel was published.[7]

>he's STILL angry

sort yourself out ffs

>russian cyber terrorists

If it were there would have been some kind of message that went with it that would identify them. This was just an ordinary fucking virus that the NHS's shitty Windows XP system got infected with.

Joe Rogan needs to stop smoking weed or at least stop doing it before his podcasts. He may not recognise it in himself but all the tangential thinking and long-winded expositions of very banal points that he does are byproducts of marijuana use.

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Chelsea have won the league lads
poor people btfo

I work Thurs, Fri, Sat and Sun for 4-5 hours each, that's enough to qualify for tax credits which is an extra 60 per week, pays my mortgage and bills with enough left over to do other stuff

Half what? .5mg 1mg either way runt tier dose

squealing

scrap the NHS

government funded private healthcare is the way forward

Or. You could stop listening

I come to /brit/ for the wee posting

Don't go to A&E lads. It's a fucking mess.

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everywhere was hit, it wasn't a targeted attack, and it used leaked NSA software
mobile.nytimes.com/2017/05/12/world/europe/uk-national-health-service-cyberattack.html

youtube.com/watch?v=Y0hqtYGqh4w

hate the NHS
love pints

would be 1mg along with a beer. Have no tolerance (nor do I want any) and i'm down to my last bar baka.

Last time I took a proper dose (whilst drunk) I did some very stupid things.

going to A&E. you lads need anything?

Everything seems so much better when you're just very slightly less than two drinks in. Functional... yet limitless

significant blood loss gf

nah a mix of state owned and private owned paid for by national health insurance

cornetto if you please

>slightly less than two drinks
You better be a grill

nurse gf please

>went to doctors today
>had to pay $300 worth of BTC in order for the doctor to access my file on the system

Thought 'Tories privatising the NHS' was a meme, wew.

youtube.com/watch?v=hUg0jFO7NTo
watching this thing about a lad freight hopping his way across canada, thought you might be interested x

at least it wasn't the sperms

Nursing is a slaggy occupation in the US, they're all nuts too

Whats the most monged you runts have been?

On my 18th I had about 16 and a half pints and thats probably the most fucked ive been, either that or the time I was drinking Potcheen

not always

*slaughters you*

You don't even know what a drink is you sap-sucking aphid of an excuse for a human

the accent in america meme only works if you're good looking

t. spent 3 months there

might be close to getting a girl to send me a pic of her chebs lads

>tattoos
>smokes
>parties
>dyed hair
>piercings anywhere but ears
>gauges

>You don't even know what a drink is

A drop of the ol' Kopparberg 4.0 i presume?

>he believes the 'muh cyrillic metadata' tripe
open your eyes mate (all three of them)

Fair enough if drinking. Be careful mate xanax is not to be messed with

me again

~13 beers and 3mg xanax

or

4 beers, a lot of port and fair bit of ket

wrong lad

absolute twat on amazon sold me a piece of junk treadmill

that look of concentration when she starts weeing is so cute

Chortling at the thought of you trying to match me on a night out, I'd still be pounding Jack Daniels while your friends would be outside calling your mum telling her she better come pick you up

have you ever had a girlfriend

First week of uni. It was "Jack Daniel's birthday" week, and they had prizes you could buy for JD Dollars. You got one JD dollar/shot of JD you bought.

I decided to get them all in one night and bought shot after shot. I was alone obviously as it was the first week of uni and as an anti-social cunt I hadn't made any drinking friends.

I woke up at 4am behind a bench, covered in my own sick, freezing cold and alone. I managed to get a taxi home by scraping mysel clean with a stick and zipping up my hoody. I had nightmares that morning in my cheap single bed.

The next day I went back to the uni bar and got a LOT of dirty looks like they remembered me and were not impressed. Having checked my wallet I had all my money and 21 JD dollars, exactly enough to get all three prizes.

I wore that t-shirt for the entirety of my time in uni. I felt I had earned it after the horror show that must of occurred.

took lots of diazepam and buckfast and started smashing a pineapple over my head at a mates, i cant remember it but he got a snapchat of me doing so

the meme only works if you're good looking

t. spent 30 years here

had gin once (horrid, like drinking perfume) and don't remember anything about the night except i woke up in the bathroom with a copy of finnegans wake

did you make any mates in the end?

we roll deep in the endz
standardly roll with skengs

>with a copy of finnegans wake

there's also a drink up here (poorthener) called 'skittles' which is just a plastic pint cup of neat vodka with a bag of skittles in it

fitting choice of book to wake up with, rebirth mate

A few. Lost contact with them all now obviously - apparently having careers and families is more important than getting pissed with the single loser they were mates with in uni.

reminder for the wagies

not him but obviously he hasn't

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Business idea: cede the north to Scotland

i am pessimistic that humanity will ever truly progress. the reason homo erectus, homo neanderthalensis etc were wiped out is because homo sapiens are inherently evil creatures.

our capacity for evil knows no bounds

ee by gum, it's grim up North

'dora

some nonce was shouting at an employee at greggs about some bullshit and asking for the manager

aye la

shit gimmick. kill yourself

yes