ITT: Make up band names and others guess the genre

ITT: Make up band names and others guess the genre.

The Birds

The Normies

Path of Totality

Blackned Brutal Porngrind

The big guys

My Wife Is a Teenage Robot

Post-Industrial thrash noise metal

The Quishels

My waifu cucked me

Squishy Squishy Poo Poo Wee Wee

Spindle Dolls

indie-alt
dream pop
industrial or indie-alt
industrial

The Roses

Noise Rock
Post-Punk

Stately, plump

Sounds like a Mr. Bungle cover band.

Fat Chicks Give Great Head

guess the genre

Whatever genre Bloodhound Gang is.

Memerap

Vampire Rainbow Party

Oleo Wonderberry and the Tin Whistle Agitprop Brigade

Post-Punk/New Wave, become a straight-up synthpop band in their later career, singer hangs himself after the seventh album.
Indie Pop with some influence from Gothic Rock, but more in the fashion sense than the musical.

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Black Men Make Better Lovers

We're Not Gonna Talk About Julie At All

Ice Age Einstein

The Jewish Sponsored Impressionable Teen Psyop

The Conceptual Penis

Jesus Christ
>tfw was considering using that name to start a band and it was gonna be either post-punk or new wave

Does this mean I'm going to hang myself?

Rhombus

The Whoroscopes

Deathcore/djent/Jared Dinescore

Pop punk

Memecore

Anal Cunt cover band

Grindcore

postrock
jewish trash rock, sounds like a marc ribot side project

In-House Outhouse

Sleazy Jeter and his Rag Tag Team

One Way

>straight-edge hardcore
>a deficient They Might Be Giants clone
Beat me to it.
>antifa-core
>prog metal

shit prog metal
baroque pop
chameleons-esque post punk
les claypool side project
math rock

bon iver ska cover band

Rivers Cuomo and The Weezers

Smooth vaporwave w/sax.

Stop and Frisk

I Raped A Girl (And I Liked It)

furrycore

Mourning Breath

Tongue-in-cheek rockabilly.

*Seth Rogan's laugh*

Pornogrind

Post-Hardcore/Noise Rock with jazz influence, guitarist is a methhead and dies of an overdose during the recording of the third album. They have to replace him, but the new guitarist is an incredible improvement and they make it big.

Whatever Leftover Crack qualifies as.

British Invasion
Doo wop
gothic rock/dub
garbage
lo-fi bedroom pop

these all exist

Kickboxer

Punk

17:45 to Leeds

Mirror Dimension

Like the Residents, but less edgy.
Indie pop
punk revival
Alt-metal-ish sound, like Primus.
Folk-influenced something or other
Mashups

I've got one for you.
>Dog Alert Confidential

Acapella doom.

Dead Like Leaves

John Locke and the 10 Inch Cock

Dark Folk

Goth pop

shoegazey post hardcore

Punk
Post Punk
Oneohtrix point never but shitty

DEFCON 0.5

They cremate the roadkill here

Oedipus Girl

Fist My Sister

American power electronics
Labrat-style noise metal.

Twisted Sister parody act.

gothic folk band with black metal album covers

Spoken word at frequencies beyond human hearing.

I liked that name enough to make a fake album.

>for you

Transient Son

reverse oreo creampie

Pygmy Meat

The Faggots.

>Lowers Volume

it was only a matter of time.

Janitors for Jesus

Hillbilly Hannukah

The Switcharoos

Hildegard von Bangin'

Sun Conjunct Uranus.

Toffee kid

Feast of Sacrifice

Utility

post-hardcore, emo

Melancholic Petrichor

Here's an album cover too

Jihadist Gandhi

Mature Navajo Bitches

Classic punk, of course. Early example of "queercore", but only in the sense that the lead singer was gay and some of their songs were about being gay. Used the term faggot as a word of empowerment.
Southern rock with a slight alternative country vibe. Have changed bassists several times because their bassists just keep turning out to be either drug addicts or awful people. Drummer has one eye.

just don't be the singer. be the guitarist.

Hedonist sarcoma

You must be thinking of "The Byrds"

Industrial, though their early stuff is punk influenced.

The Hillary Trump Bastards Fags Children

Name is very telling, bargain bin gospel à la The Walmart Employee Choir
ironic field recordings
white belt 'false' grind that put out one EP in the early '00s, modern mathcore bands cite them as an influence
Russian deathcore band with poorly translated shock value lyrics

A quick search on last.fm isn't hard.

Done Dastard