I've discovered a way to beat any drug test (it's actually not that hard if you have a basic medical education). It's a slightly tweaked application of a basic medical procedure. If you're a doctor/researcher you might know what I'm talking about.
The problem is it's extremely dangerous. In some people in might be harmless... or you'll die a horrible death (though if you get to the hospital soon enough you'll probably be okay.)
I want to monetize this somehow. I know people will definitely pay a lot of money to beat drug tests, but I also think I'll go to prison if I do this to people.
Carson Gonzalez
Well user, you have intrigued me to the point that I am willing to reply to ask for your method. Go on and inform us.
Owen Campbell
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Robert Thompson
Do you have a medical background?
Cameron Sanders
Enough of one, yes
Cameron Flores
Yes op, although I mainly went down a biopsychology path and am currently focusing on chemistry
Chase Peterson
It's very simple really, just put draino in your foreskin and when you piss in the cup you pour the draino in along with the piss and it kills the piss.
Jayden Moore
Basically exsanguination followed by transfusion?
Leo Mitchell
Okay. I don't mind sharing the idea because "beating a drug test" isn't something you can patent.
However, I will not say outright what it is. A desperate person might read this and kill themself trying it.
So here's a hint. The major side effect that will kill you if you did it, is severe pulmonary hemorrhage plus kidney failure. Also, ask yourself the question: when there's something unwanted in the bloodstream, what's one way we try to get rid of it?
Josiah Morgan
just put less clean piss up ur weiner and you wont die
David Carter
I've known people to pump themselves full of fluid through their urethra to pass a piss test and for fetish shit.
Levi Morales
Haemodialysis? Apheresis?
Lucas Peterson
I mean in theory that could work, but it's practically impossible.
Connor Diaz
Nope. Drug molecules are too small - they wouldn't get filtered out reliably.
Luis Diaz
You didnt start this thread to not tell us. Go ahead, get on with it.
Landon Young
carbon nano tubes in the urethra?
Liam King
Ugh you guys are no fucking fun.
Last hint:
a method very similar to this is currently being used in addiction treatments to prevent people from getting high... but if I had to choose a doctor to study my method, I would choose a rheumatologist.
But this is doable at home with $100 worth of stuff you can buy off the internet.
If you can't get it by now, I'm done.
Julian Jones
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Wyatt Price
Why the fuck would anyone want to possibly kill themselves to pass a drug test?
Caleb Martinez
infusion.
Lincoln Long
Exactly, but learning a new method to pass one while doing drugs is interesting
Jordan Diaz
Small molecules are what dialysis removes, you mong.
You could pheresis out larger ones, but you're talking significant cost.
Here's a thought.
If drugs are against your work contract, and you are subject to testing, don't fucking use them.
