Ask a native American anything

Ask a native American anything

How does it feel still being colonised by today by afro/euro americans.

>how

Kek

How much native blood do you have?
Can you grow facial/body hair? Where?

Standing rock native here! Hunkpapa Lakota, you must be from SR too then huh? Since you used a Sitting Bull picture.

Why did you fuck up the land so much during your protest of the pipeline that wasn't even on your land? Land which you hold at the pleasure of the US Government. The great father in Washington is getting tired of your shit.

Why can't prairie niggers act like normal human beings? Why do you steal so much and chug cough syrup?

Whats it like getting free money from the government because your ancestors were pussies? What's it like using our fucking money getting alcohol poisoning? When I become president in 2036, I will make the trail of tears look like a fucking joke

How does it feel to be a white guy that pretends to be native in spite of a lack of any amerind dna?

Nobody expected that much people to show up, honestly. Over crowding on a plot of land that wasn't designed for that type of thing wasn't a great idea. Did you know that it's really hard for tribal police to prosecute or process non-tribal members? Those out of state whites really did more harm than good.

Do you have a native card? What are the perks of being native?

This plus how does it feel to be descended from the people that were responsible for the extinction of North American megafauna?

And even then, the issue of whether whose land that is/was is still being argued in the courts. Just gonna have to wait and see on that one.

Tribal ID, yeah most of us have those. You need them for a lot of things here. Nothing much really, we still pay taxes and all that. Sure there are a lot of us on EBT and food stamps but that's not cause they're native that's cause they're poor.

This. Apologize.

What does Apatche pussy taste like?

I'm a cashier and one time I had to not charge tax because the customer gave me a native card.

Fuck your sloth, bitch. Osni Winkté kaka el wathi, hé.

Have you realized that camping isn't actually a culture yet?

How’s peyote? Also how do I fuck a hot Native American chick? I feel like it’d be hard to accomplish being white and all.

That's crazy. I've heard that tax exempt status varies from state to state so idk. I'm a cashier on the reservation and there is very much taxes here. Tribal taxes even.

Thanks for proving that the "Native Americans" actually didn't give a shit about the environment.

1. One of the most intense trips you will ever have.
2. Offer her meth or alcohol. Or be good at basketball. Natives LOVE fucking/getting fucked by whites.

lol k

Are you a pure native American? or mixed with european?

how can Americans help out Native American communities the best?

What % native are you?

hi cousin

100%

If it’s anything like acid it sounds like a good time. From Oklahoma here, we have a shitload of Indian reservations. Do they just allow white people on them and shit? I know it’s a federal offense to pick mescaline from your lands lol

MTA???

Fuck all you native Americans. Alaska native here I'll fuck you up

How do you not just want to kill everyone, all the time?

I would if I were a native dude.

Or mixed with nigger? Give us a percentage feather boy.

Yeah it's not restricted or anything man. Feel free to come check it out, you may not be welcome by most but there aren't any laws banning you from going there.

Pretty good
Fully cheyenne river sioux and barely anything. A few dark hairs on my dick
Nope
I only got a check in 2013 when a hidden tribe bank account was found and money was distributed through us. Pretty nice 2k tho
How does it feel being a cuck?
I do not. If I lived in the landfill I mean reservation I would have one
Dunno. Only like black girls
Kek

Go back to nativa shitskin

why do the hot ones plump up?

Natives are almost always pissed off. You kidding me?

Do you have any facial hair?

I'm part lakota sioux, my great grandfather was full. I really wish I was. Anyways, I'm sure it's been asked already; but what's your tribe, and do you live in a rez?

would your people accept a white guy who loves your culture and renounces what 'the man' has done to the world or would it be too weird.

Diabetes is rampant in native communities. That and most live on EBT and eat only junk food their whole life but the metabolism will die around their 20's

what is MTA? im canada central indian.

Next time I’m back in OK I’ll try to go to a bar on the reservation. Thanks for the idea bro.

>100% native
>ID is next to beer cans because the native drinks their days away because the white man stole their land
This checks out.

What race do you hate most?

Sadly no.. we'll mostly just laugh at you. It's weird and I don't get it.

How much casino money do you get monthly?

aren't you a native american too?

What's the weather going to be like tomorrow Indian?
> oh I dunno let me go taste da soil

How do I protect against skinwalkers?

It's really difficult and complicated for tribal police to do anything to you if you're white. Do with that information what you will.

bet my granny makes better bannok faggot

Checked. Also you should stop.drinkimg that poison native bro.

We're better

Hahaha no. Just having a few beers and watching the packers beat the cowboys on the DVR.

Nigger, I'm not native OP man, but I did study this in college, and you're going to be surprised (probably not really) but that is some outdated shit. Most of the Notth American megafauna died out in several ice ages, and lucky for humans bc a lot of that shit would have been too big, too fast, and too tough to put a dent in their populations. The few stragglers that were left after all the climate fuckery, didn't get hunted out by natives. They'd been maintaining those herds for millennia. It took paying gun hunters for skins to wipe them out. And that's not as ugly as that gets either.

are you saying you're an Eskimo or Alaskan native american or like an american of European decent who lives in Alaska?

What about niggers?

None. Casino revenue on Standing Rock funds the tribal government. They then decide what to do with it. Sometimes this culminates in the form of disbursements but that's not really as common as you'd think.

I'm here for a good time not a long time

Okay now I feel like you’re setting me up for failure. Making it sound too easy lol

You should stand your ground! Those elected "elders" are pilfering while the masses are suffering.

We hate niggers. Most non-natives don't seem to know that lmao but yeah I should have clarified any non native it's hard to prosecute, charge, or even arrest. If anything they'll take you away but release you immediately unless you have a federal arrest warrant.

I'll scalp you.

> topkek

Up north, like near canada, most natives that lived in the town were pretty chill unless too drunk, i've always wanted to head out the the desert and just live. I studied Native American culture in college but there was a white guy in the class who claimed like 1/16th and he would always 'correct' the teacher who was a full native from canada, awesome lady, i hated that guy. It damn near ruined the class for me but natives in their early 20s were at the school for free and my white dick was all to happy to be their weekend strange. anyways, now i have a taste for the natives and wanna move out to the desert.

You're white I'm presuming. Trust me, go into a native bar.. it won't be easy. Lmao

do you know what conquest ethic is?

but hey, he legit dindonoffen. that one was a racist cop.

Right on, bro! Hahaha natives are fiiiiine huh? Lmaoooo

hi how are ya?

yes lol until the diabetes, but hey, some of the round faced girls are cute. Back in Winnipeg i saw a few half native half Asian girls. that was a trip.

Was that a pun?

Are you sure they were half and half? Cause some natives just kind of look Asian

I guess in other places, but the few Ojibwa ppl I've met are the chilliest people ever. Generally friendly good dudes and the women I've met all have a huge sense of humor and are super warm and kind to be around. The kids coming up are off going to college and getting professional jobs and it's like things have been getting better all over for this generation. Not a lot of optimism at the moment with the current state dept making a play to screw the tribes again on oil & mining, but what's new... it's interesting living in a little town between 2 reservations, where those are the cultures, and what's going on in Indian country IS our news. Very different world when I go to visit my friends and they have no idea what is happening and can't imagine the abuses of power and corruption going on right here in the United States. I guess it's not real to them unless it's happening directly to them personally?

Eagle butte er wut

Taco johns or Dairy Queen?

Sitting Bull or Chief Joseph, who would win a thumb wrestling match?

no, it's a traditional native american greeting, you racist.

Kek

Joseph said he'll fight no more forever so sitting Bull wins by default.

Rip Meagan and Ronnie HB.

you ever give someone one of those nasty arm burns?

...

how come you can't grow a beard?

Justice for east lee. But hey man chairman Frazier is an OG! That guy has all my respect.

I found in Winnipeg that a lot of Asian people left america in the 40s because of the shitty way whites would be and how the government treated all Asians, Japanese or not.

I only knew they were mixed because it came up in conversation. I liked the look a lot though. I totally thought they were just Asian looking first Nationals, they were mixed girls i had never seen before.

What brand and model of bow do you use when hunting buffalo?

Hey man, i feel like this is bait but white dudes say that all over the place I assumed maybe you were using 'how' ironically.

Why haven't your tribes banded together and risen up to fight the white man now?

That is interesting. I didn't know that! Crazy crazy crazy

Ojibwe, man you must be wayyy up there, getting covered in ice by now?

Ojibwe are the total hippies of the great old tribes. All they did was make stuff and farm. Their lack of warriors was why the US Gov only *kind of* genocided them for a little bit, instead of completely like a lot of the others up there. Pretty sure they lost all their land several times, but I they're still one of the biggest tribes, and have the bands with the highest populations of full blood native left.

South American mestizo (half breed from a huge dna mess of white, black, native and since Spaniards were conquered by Arabs some of that dna is strong in my region)
What do you think of whites in overall?
In my country Ecuador we have many tribes with a lot of rights. What do you think of southamerican natives?
Also, what are your thoughts about race mixing? Here in Ecuador we are so mixed we dont care about race at all...

do you have to take pills for your disorder, or just visit a psychiatrist?

Not my tribe but ive spent plenty of time. Im ccst. I have people in oglala and crst. All good

pills mostly. why?

why?

And their ladies are fine!!