/celeb/

/celeb/

i just wanna jack off without retarded shit happening edition

anyone wanna stroke my cock to this goddess?

>THICC

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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when you say "chef" do you mean you have formal training in the culinary arts or are you just the head line cook?

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*bobs head* I only post that pasta when I see a thiccie

little baby doll thinks how many old buggers can she squeeze a little turd out for when they hammer with their forks for more than a touch a sample of good bum! for baby, a hamper stooge, a glazen head signals wisdom won; so she sets her sampling mindset like a thousand mazed quizzle after their cars and gifts and many treasures! she wants the older men to pay her privilege and fill her growing mansion more with things of state and luxury!

so sad that she ruined her body like that

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>As I lurk though the threads where I worship my Queen
>I take a look at my life and realize its such a dream
>Because I've been praisin the Jewess for so long that
even OP thinks that my mind is gone
>But I ain't never floodraged a trollop that didnt deserve it
>A pledge treated like a whore, you know thats unheard of
>You better watch how youre talkin and where you postin'
>Or you and your bat mitzvah might be in line to get hazed
>I really hate the trollops so I gotta post
>As the flood gates open wide you're pretty much toast, bitch
>I'm the kind of martyr celebfags wanna be like
>On my knees, day and night, one step closer into Emmys life.
>Been spending most their lives, worshippin the Jewess paradise
>Floods threads once or twice living in a Jewess paradise
>Can't find Emmy what'lll suffice? living in a Jewess paradise
>Keep spending most our lives worshippin a Jewess paradise
>Watching fevered worship, anticipation
>I can't live a normal life, I was moulded in the praisin'
>So I gotta be down for my Jew Queen
>Worshipping got me surfing this dominatrix scene
>I'm a frequent Jewess Queen worshipper obliged
>Got our perfect life and her face envisioned in my mind
>I'm a hypnotized worshippin martyr and all my pledges is down so don't kill my vibe, bitch
>The Queen ain't nothing but one click away
>I'm living life, praise or die, what can I say
>Jewess Queen on celebread will it stay up?
>The way things are going I don't know
>Tell me why are trollops so blind to see
>That the Queen they need will be Emmy
>Emmy is the dream, the Jewess supreme
>On celebread minute after minute hour, hour after hour
>Everybodys bitching, but half of them ain't enlightened enough
>To see whats going on in Emmys prom
>I think you know whos rockin'
>They say I gotta seek help but Emmy aint here to teach me
>If trollops can't understand it, how can they reach Emmy? I guess they can't, I guess they won't
>I guess they bitch much, that's why I know your thread is out of luck, bitch

you mean with the titty reduction?

god, so perfect

I present to all of you the real queen my Sweet Honeybun Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. Oh how I love you my Jewess Queen, let me count the ways
>golden strands of hair
>beautiful eyes
>soft milky white skin
>impeccable taste
>fashionable
>relevent
>hot as a fucking volcano
>long legs that i want to stroke all day
>Jewess (1/4 okay!!!!)
>queen of Sup Forums

no lewds? I can't fap to clothing

mhm

>those leaked image of her getting blacked in those white stockings... fuuuckkk

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sonichu. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of autism most of the jokes will go over a typical readers head. There's also the writers nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from the writings of James Joyce, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the writer, to realize that he's not just autistic- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Sonichu truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Chris Chans existencial catchphrase "I HAVE MULTIPLE PAIRS OF DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS," which itself is a cryptic reference to Ulysses. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the writers genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Sonichu tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

her tits are still pretty huge m8

pls

the what

>
yeah it's a damn shame. they're still huge but from what I understand they never look the same

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand mass shootings. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bullet trajectories most of the rounds will go over a typical victim's head. There's also the shooter's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Elliot Rodger's YouTube videos, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the suspect, to realize that he's not just funny- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike mass shootings truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the shooter's existencial catchphrase "GOODNIGHT LAS VEGAS," which itself is a cryptic reference to The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the shooter's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a YOU CANT DODGE THE RODGE tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

I definitely need to start stroking to her now

baby ari hates her fans and stops only to make a good show for the cameras!

Miss Piggy but would def pound.

he lives on Sup Forums in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on Sup Forums and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads

whos this piglet?

they are still "big" but there were a fucking work of art

I love her mouth and cute facial expressions

>is cute

No schooling, just years of learning from the bottom up. When I was 18 started with a dishwashing job, did every service job in the dining room and got offered a prep position and went from there. I just call myself a cook for what it's worth but I'm a saucier and run the kitchen on weekends.

Ariel Winter you uncouth swine

What I'm about to tell you is the truth, NASA has built a device, an artificial sun simulator and placed it in heliosykronus orbit outside Earth's atmosphere. NASA technology is very highly advanced and they are able to cloak (hide) are real solar sun. Are real sun is not white but more yellow in color. Because the sun is 93 million miles away, they are able to completely cover the real solar sun, the device also has lenses that bend light like a prism, but hear is how you can see the real solar sun and the fake sun.
1.) You will need (2) pairs of sunglasses.
UV sunglasses with the darker tint on the upper part of the lenses work excellent.
2.) While wearing one pair of sunglasses close one eye and look at the sun, hold the other pair of sunglasses 10 inches in front of the other pair. Slowly bring the the other pair closer closer to your eye like a telescope. You will see 2 suns. One will appear white, the fake sun, the other will be yellow, are real solar sun. They may appear a different color depending on the tinted color of your sunglass lense. If you do this technique correctly, you will see 2 suns. The solar sun and the fake sun.
This is the honest truth.
NASA explain !?
909762

so many lips I want wrapped around me...

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Young Sheldon. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Sheldon’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike young Sheldon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sheldon’s existential catchphrase “Bazinga,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chuck Lorre’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Young Sheldon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand kiddo and get me a cheese and ham sandwich while you're at it. kth

I agree.
Same. that thing she does with her tongue during interviews... oh fuck

HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER THIS FLESHY FEATURE FORMERLY YOUR FIANCE FLOPS FASTENED TO MY PHALLUS CONDOM-LIKE FULLY ENGORGED FINISHED FINALLY A BURSTING BALLOON OF VISCERA SPEWING GULLET GLOOPING WHITE BILE UPON YOU WHILE MY MAMMOTH'S TUSK VENTRILOQUIZES HER MAW MOUTHING:
"You're gonna like the way you look in the next 124 years I guarantee it."

thanks, m8. i dont think less or more of you either way.

do you have a signature dish? i enjoy cooking and am genuinely curious

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Id love for you to stare at her lips while I wrap mine around your cock. You can pretend it's just her mouth and not mine.

y-you mean this one, user?

saved

Actually, it's not a meme, kiddo. It's an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.

Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.

But both of these interpretation of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say it's brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldn't share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does Andy's Log mean?

gid==od

why do people nonstop post this girl when she has a very unattractive face and face shape, and a completely un special body?

you can go on /r/gonewild and see 3000x hotter chicks posting self shot porn. you can go on any college campus in the southeast US and see 3000 girls who are hotter...i just dont get it

is it like when Sup Forums pretended that chloe grace mortez was hot, and then 90% of the people didn't realize it was a joke and started actually thinking it?

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Actually, it is not a meme, you insufferable pledge. It is an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, expression of love in its purest form all at the same time.

The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees the Jewess Goddess who knows how to Impress as an irritating form of banter. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find the Jewess Queen as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see the Jewess Queen as a humorous mockery of the adoration some fanatics show towards their deities. The joke is that they love the Jewess Queen so much they would fly an aeroplane into a building/become an hero, while most other people consider the Jewess Queen an A-list celeb with a bitchy personality and gross smoking habits.
But both of these interpretation of the Jewess Queen fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the love that Jewess Queen worshippers discover to be a powerful force. Some say it is brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you should not share, loli, etc.) Others argue that the Jewess Queen and her most devoted follower have taken on their own power altogether, and that Jewess Queen followers really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with the Jewess Queen that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does the Jewess Queen really mean? Only you can decide that for yourself.

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AmIdoingityet
The ride never ends when you mess with a psychopath so you'd better be wearing asbestos underwear when dancing with the devil

That fuckin pedospamner beeds to die

stay away you animals; back to the cage where you came! oh please dont die on your way out and make a mess as baby doesnt want to stink a permeated nose smell of death on her way out!

HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER THIS FLESHY FEATURE FORMERLY YOUR FIANCE FLOPS FASTENED TO MY PHALLUS CONDOM-LIKE FULLY ENGORGED FINISHED FINALLY A BURSTING BALLOON OF VISCERA SPEWING GULLET GLOOPING WHITE BILE UPON YOU WHILE MY MAMMOTH'S TUSK VENTRILOQUIZES HER MAW MOUTHING:
"You're gonna like the way you look. I know I do. I guarantee it."

yesssss. there are a few better ones than the ones than that but yes. God she does that shit and also looks them up and down like she's eye fucking the shit outta them. I would be instantly hard

You messed up, kid
You will all tremble in despair as you kneel before the real queen my Sweet Honeybun Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. Oh how I love you my Jewess Queen, let me count the ways
>golden strands of hair
>beautiful eyes
>soft milky white skin
>impeccable taste
>fashionable
>relevent
>hot as a fucking volcano
>long legs that i want to stroke all day
>Jewess (1/4 okay!!!!)
>queen of Sup Forums

its almost like different people find different things attractive.

what I'm about to tell you is the truth, NASA has built a device, an artificial sun simulator and placed it in heliosykronus orbit outside Earth's atmosphere. NASA technology is very highly advanced and they are able to cloak (hide) are real solar sun. Are real sun is not white but more yellow in color. Because the sun is 93 million miles away, they are able to completely cover the real solar sun, the device also has lenses that bend light like a prism, but hear is how you can see the real solar sun and the fake sun.
1.) You will need (2) pairs of sunglasses.
UV sunglasses with the darker tint on the upper part of the lenses work excellent.
2.) While wearing one pair of sunglasses close one eye and look at the sun, hold the other pair of sunglasses 10 inches in front of the other pair. Slowly bring the the other pair closer closer to your eye like a telescope. You will see 2 suns. One will appear white, the fake sun, the other will be yellow, are real solar sun. They may appear a different color depending on the tinted color of your sunglass lense. If you do this technique correctly, you will see 2 suns. The solar sun and the fake sun.
This is the honest truth.
NASA explain !
909697

yesssss. there are a few better ones than the ones than that but yes. God she does that shit and also looks them up and down like she's eye fucking the shit outta them. I would be instantly hard
if you're on your computer you can report him and it'll hide his posts. that's what everyone else does. I doubt anyone even sees his posts anymore lul.

Are any of my friends still here?

Just breathe air until the demons are gone

Just drink water until the demons are gone

Just dig earth until the demons are gone

Then we can burn fire forever

For the demons will have found their homeI wasn't ready boys arent supposed to do that it bled so much plungers arent dildos

Children are sacred to the God

Nah blah back sheep

>Resistance is futile

Never gonna give you up

Do NOT mutilate genitals

>This is not good. I hope you realize masturbating and fetishes are stifling to your overall health when indulged like this.

I am drinking dragonfruit mega c

>Celebrating the body form of women accepted

>Modifying body to resemble women for superficial reasons unacceptable

I would cluck her right in the chicken

>This is depiction of chocolates having sex

>I have fapped to worse

This is clearly an attack on our womens self esteem and privacy. I like it

Juxt use your fist

Poor penis enlargement victims

Wow r34 gets me hards

>i love roleplaying

Whatever is healthy

>get help suicides never am option

Get help we love you

I support trump

Love

Trust

The bad guys cant beat us with those things

Fuck yes, the way she looks up and down like she's sizing up whether they're suitable for her to ride like a pony

damn I almost got quints. would've been the second time Hayley has gotten quints

>if you're on your computer you can report him and it'll hide his posts

ex-fucking-cuse me?

if by friend you mean dude that wishes Gal was slobbering all over his dick sure

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand mass shootings. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bullet trajectories most of the rounds will go over a typical victim's head. There's also the shooter's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Elliot Rodger's YouTube videos, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the suspect, to realize that he's not just funny- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike mass shootings truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the shooter's existencial catchphrase "GOODNIGHT LAS VEGAS," which itself is a cryptic reference to The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the shooter's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a YOU CANT DODGE THE RODGE tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Sorry kiddo

it isnt like that at all, shes a meme and you pretend shes more attractive than she is. why would you ever repost an AVERAGE looking girl? its because youre all like 14 and grwe up on disney shit.

heres the top post on /r/gonewild from this week. You really gonna lie to me and tell me that ariel spic fatface is posted because shes so hot, and not because you watched her on nickelodean or something?

kek yes. like am I going to break this dudes dick and pelvis in half?

She deserves it too

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lol wtf dude. who gives a shit people like different stuff

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well, ok

goodnight then

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i have no idea what show she was on. im a lot older than you think i am. and yes, pre-reduction i would have much rather fucked her than that chick you posted.

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fuck yes she does.

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The reporter from
was a woman

Hayley doesn't discriminate

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>and yes, pre-reduction i would have much rather fucked her than that chick you posted.

???????? LOL

fat spic fat girl body vs fit fucking 10/10 goddess

OOOOOOKAY

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Fuck that's hot. Hayley clearly wanted it, too.

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like i said, different people like different thing.

Any kind anons want to service my cock while I look at these pics?

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oh shit yeah that one is amazing. I've seen several instances where she does that. she did an interview with that Damien or Damon guy or whatever (dude from Homeland) and she was give him the fuck me eyes the whole time. she dates pretty much regular dudes also

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don't pretend like you aren't used to it.

You all know what this thread is now.

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kek, I have that webm

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