G'morning user

g'morning user.
i hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Because I'm happily married and have many children.

For once, OP, I got no reason not to.

I haven't had breakfast yet

catholic bro?
if so, been a while.
how u ?that's great man.
hope you get to eat soon.

Yep, OP, it is me, Catholicbro. Had to take some time off the net because the second youngest had the whooping cough. He's fine now. What's new?

Too much of a pussy I guess

lol @ catholicbro getting satan trips.
glad your kid is ok.
nothing is up.
still shit posting the same copypasta daily.
nothing else is new.
life is good.
ur kid made a recovery right ?
staying alive is brave.

Holyfuck source on that doe?

because I have hope that one day my waifu will be real
pic related

n/a
g'luck man.

I keep telling myself it's because I want to bear witness. In reality, it's probably just my programming.

thanks

to see if you ever stop posting this thread

nice dubs.
good programming
your'e welcome
one day i will.
one day i may die.
mods might ban me one day.
who knows what the future holds
how r u today ?

enlightened now that I have seen this thread

Nah, u'll neva die OP

neva die.

because I work for a bank and I have the day off.

that's cool.
glad to help with that.
i've missed days/weeks.
esp if i'm on vacation in another timezone.
how r u?
congrats on the off day.
how's bank work ?

y u missing time opie???

nobody's perfect.
not as perfect as your dubble dubs.

is this the same op from last night?

Because then I couldn't think about killing myself tomorrow

that's hard to say.
there are many anons.
can you be more specific ?

user made the same thread last night and posted porn with every post, just like you are

i'm the aussie lad (if you're the op from before)

I'm a programmer. Make decent money and work half from home. Plus government holidays off!

There is no point.

i shit post alot of b. so possibly yes.
congrats man. sounds like a good life.
i agree.

Got more rape that needs doing.

you were 2 away from quads.
have fun with that.

i still have a faint idea of hope feels like

because i fucking rock

Because the odds that life is better than death are not insignificant.

keep hope alive.
nice dubs.
i agree

...

insane huh.

probs just gonna play PUBG and masturbate, no reason not to live through it frankly.

>PUBG
what's that ?

PlayerUknown's Battlegrounds, pretty good battle royale style game, large map, 100 players, gas circle closes in until last man standing, need a beefy PC though. Smoke a few cones, get a few chicken dinners (aka: come first). Life's not all bad, for now.