Sup Forums is dead and we killed it
The most interesting thread I've read in a long time was about people who want to fuck Orcs and why they felt that way, so let's try start an interesting discussion on this godless board.
What are your fetishes/fantasys and how did you develop them? Did feminism in the media make you a sub? Tell us your story user.
Bonus points to people who include related pic
I want Vanilla Ice to fuck my ass
>fetishes
It's not a fetish if we all want that user
>Blarg b is dead!
>We need to save b!
>Let's have another discussion of our deviant sexual appetite!
Way to go user
People don't discuss it they just post degenerate shit then call each other autists
For all the bitching and moaning what ultimately killed b from what it was was porn. 14 year olds realizing they could use their total freedom or speech this site affords them to look at boobies.
Aw man you're right
Feelsbadman
Im sissy i think because i got introduced to porn at like 10 and its always focused on how good the lady is feeling her moans and getting her off. That tied with a small penis (3ish hard) makes it hard for me to imagine going to smash town on a chick and her enjoying it. I also love attention and chicks that dress sexy get attention so that fact made me wanna dress sexy. Also no male/father figure growing up in a house of all girls so I'm drawn to the feminine. Thats basically all the reasons i have my fetish.
Well said. If fuckers weren't perpetually horny as shit maybe we could get a good thread going
Mann if porn is bad for anything its this. Every guy wants a foot long dick and every girl wants their man to have one too.
I've always had a strong foot fetish but I've never understood the causes. Did something trigger it or am I just fucked in the head?
Tarantino movies? Do you like to be dominated?
I get you man, I wish I was a femoid
Oh my god I love objects so much. But I also fucking hate it because almost nobody understands. UNF every night I fantasize about fucking by bed or my tablet/ phone. I like to imagine that objects have sentience and love to be touched.
Yeah I like femdom and BDSM too.
I didn't watch any Tarantino movie till I was like 12, and I've had this fetish forever, so I don't think that's the cause.
I've never felt such a strong attraction to anyone as I do with objects.
I take it you're a Pixar fan? "What do these objects do while we're not looking" "fondle each other"
The femdom and BDSM will be it. Liking feet is a kind of symbol that you are below them, kissing someone's boot is classic submissiveness
I've never heard of that before, do sex toys do it for you or just everyday objects?
Meant for
I think that reply was meant for me, but yes you are correcto
I sure am and what you said is pretty hot, but just a month ago I stumbled upon Object shows. Some of them are actually really well made like the second season of Inanimate Insanity and BFDI. The shows spawned a bunch of object porn as well.
Everyday objects, but especially technology since it feels more alive than regular objects.
Would you tap bmo tho?
>Sup Forums is dead because it no longer posts my subjective favvies
you killed Sup Forums
finish with yourself.
I was in that thread! Good times indeed
All anyone posts is porn and half is animals half is traps.
This guy summed it up perfectly
Y E S. I love how adventure time produces so many fuckable characters. My personal favorite is raggedy princess since I like to think she feels like warm laundry. Also i-is that gif canon? I need to know for research purposes...
Kek at raggedy princess, yes that gif is canon.
If marceline and bubblegum don't fuck by the end of the series I'm gonna bring a riot to CN offices
How big is your Orc folder? There was a lot in that thread
I really don't get the anime, furry and fuck knows what's next? Lego porn? Thomas the tank-dildo fetisch?
Sure, i'm a straight guy that never had any problems getting girls, but wtf? If any of you actually find a girl and start bringing out desecrated pillows, cum-infested stuffed animals and shit they'll be out the door faster than you can tip your fedora..
By all means, if it's your thing, keep at it as long as kids, animals or people get molested. But really, what makes a person decide that this is the way to go? You don't like men/women? Prefer fucking fabric?
Not that big though I wasn't the only one posting, around 100 pics of female orcs (futas included) and 30 of male ones.
Fucking normie, I'm the same way but some people like fabric. Don't judge
For the love of fuck.. *not get molested
Not judging, just can't fucking understand it no matter how hard i try.
>not that big
>around 100
Orc porn is a lot less niche than I thought, I guess Tolkien did that
Here's a quote from a super fuckable half life gum woman
I'm telling you, it's not that big. You can find a lot more porn with goblins, elves or dwarves. People find disgusting or gay seeing strong orcish womyn and don't like it that much.
Threads dead already :(
back to r/Sup Forums
Yeah, that's what you get from Sup Forums. If you want quality discussion, go to any other board and start something there. Sup Forums is for random shit and so quaility is... random, at best.
When i was kid I wanted to have a hot and sexy babysitter to come over, take care of me and fuck me... I was a weird kid
>I was a weird kid
Not at all, me and lots of my friends felt the same way. I wanted to fuck J.Lo so bad...
Anyway, what you like is called straight shota, plenty of stuff about it dude
When i was 5 i dreamt a hot lady came over to my school, interrupted class and said she was responsible for me, like a tutor or something, and then she took me out of the class and fucked me in the cowgirl postion
There's a movie coming out on Netflix called "bad babysitter" it looks awful but I'll still watch it with my dick in my hand
I've been lurking /x/ lately, complete mad fuckers, but still entertaining if you're a night owl.
I remember watching one of those erotic movies from the 90s with Antonio Banderas and getting my first raging boner when I was 4 or so
Next day I was humping girls at my kindergarten. I was born to be a perv ffs
Thats the thing, i dont remember watching any sort of porn or anything sexual at the time...
Besides learning at kindergarten that dicks and vaginas were for reproduction, i didnt knew anything else...
What the fuck
kek that's pretty fucked up. I developed a fetish from spongebob that'd actually fit this thread
>Besides learning at kindergarten that dicks and vaginas were for reproduction
Holy shit, what kind of kindergarten was that? Other than humping girls, stealing a Batman toy and beating a kid with a toy shotgun, I don't remember much about kindergarten but I'm sure there was no peepee and vagoo talk
The episode where they turn invisible and run around naked gave me a fetish for nude invisibility. Being but ass nekkid around crowds of people while no one notices got my metapod hardened
I dont know man, shit was in our books and we learned it, but the other kids didnt seem to pay much attention to it...
I just enjoyed looking at pictures of boobs
I imagine myself fighting with a woman and then having bloody sex with her. Licking our scars and shit. Maybe I'm a vampire
Yeah I didn't get that shit until 6th grade
>the penis goes inside the woman
>Mr, how does it get there?
>umm, you'll have to ask your parents about that one
Fun class
Damn nigga that's pretty fucked, like a real tough woman or normal proportions?
When I was on my teens I had a wet dream with Countless Bathory in a bathtub full of blood. Shit was cash
I would say normal... I dislike bulky women. I'm actually a pretty vanilla dude. Its just this weird fantasy I keep having. I don't know if I could get a girl to do it. I would probably seriously hurt her
That's pretty hot user. Greentext?
Also, related to the boobs, i had boners when i saw laddies breastfeeding in public back then and couldnt avoid but looking at them and imagining myself getting breastfed by them...
And that is why i have a lactation fetish
Not a fan of tokyo ghoul but this shit really turns me on
It was pretty vanilla tbh. She, bathing on the tub full of blood, me joining her, kissing and then fugging with her. Sorry if I can't make a great story about it, though I guess I could one day write something about it, idk
For you
>says b is dead
>tries starting and interesting discussion
>it's about sex fetishes and fantasies
>trap, foot, furry, various other fetish threads pollute the board daily
>this kills the board
>only contribution in his attempt to make a decent thread is a contribution to kill the board he's trying to save
>mfw
>tfw no big boobi breastfeeding gf
Why live?
>as long as kids, animals or people get molested
thanks for the chuckle, user
See
"See"
you fucking autist
See?
>Why live?
tbh I don't really know, I just keep going because dying is kinda scary. One day I'll get depressed enough or gather enough courage and put an end to all this. Maybe I'll stream it, who knows
fucking autist
>waaa I wanna end it because i'm "depressed"
man up, faggot. Go outside
Except I'm not the one posting degenerate shit and I'm not calling you an autist. I'm pointing out the fact that you or if you're not OP then he is posting the same things to the board that are already making it less enjoyable... And then talking about trying to make it better. Oxymoron isn't it? If not, certainly counter productive. And the fact it's done some obliviously doesn't indicate things are gonna get any better or even any different. Even different shit would be better than the same shit.
Is OP still here?
That's the typical response from someone who hasn't dealt with depression, fuck off
Still here, drifting off though
Was that the skyrim thread?
Yeah the cat cock one
Oh, I see. I'm still not sleepy, can't sleep much lately.
What about your fetishes? I like orcs and /ss/, what about you?
Femdom and exhibistionist shit,
and a few sub genres of that. Pretty basic shit, atleast for this website
I loved that thread
I sometimes dream of meeting an android or a cyborg with an existential crisis. We fall in love and I help her start a family, adopt a child and live happy lives.
Have you every wished to fuck ur own butt?
OP of this thread here, I didn't say it because I didn't want to sound like a self jerking faggot but I was OP of that thread. I just made a shitpost because I was bored and had been modding skyrim then you faggots turned it into something beautiful
No
It was pretty fun
I kinda imagined, that's why I repeated my role orcposting and keeping it alive
You have a fuckload of movies for that fetish. going through something someone like a crisis forms bonds, love is such a weird and dumb thing kill me
With someone* fuck me im tired
Kek
That's kind of you, appreciate it
I don't think I have much of what you like tbh
Also, the tusk actually enhance the fetish for me
>orcfu will never scratch my cheeks kissing me
Literally no reason to live anymore
I hate all these fucking porn ads Sup Forums puts up. Especially the shitty gif of some bitch shoving a micropenis up her hole and then when she pulls out the dick jiggles like its made of rubber. And it's retarded logo "pussy saga" bounces around the ad like a fly trying to break free of a car window. It's isn't even a porn game either, it's literally a matching game like candy crush except cheaper and not fun.
Dude, use adblock+ublock origin
Haha you tried it? I keep getting a dating site advertised with a guy dressed as a cat fucking a girl dressed as a lady bug
Fuck man. This thread is getting me really into orcs.
You'd end up with scars eventually
I swear it started out as the skyrim equivalent of "white boys can't compete with this"
Nah, not that hard! I imagine them more like getting in the way, not actually hurting me
Welcome brother
This just makes me want an Orc friend.
Have you played the quest in oblivion where you get a free house and live in it with an Orc girl? Only thing is she eats all your food
I like to hunt for diamond ore in minecraft then throw it in lava
lol yeah that was the intention
Nordic men cannot compete