What's it like to have a daughter Sup Forums?

What's it like to have a daughter Sup Forums?

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Salty milk and coins.

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Hows your first week of Sup Forums?

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Mostly good, but requires lube.

any type of child in the house is a horrible prospect.

Youre not even ironically funny.

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Should kill yourself.

That depends on how good a parent you are. Everyone thinks they are a good parent, but all of those people who complain about their bratty or misbehaving kids are really terrible parents who just don't understand what they did wrong. Just because you don't beat your kids doesn't make you a good parent.

Good parents raise great kids.

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ID FUck her

ask eminem

OH SHIT!! SHOTS FIRED!!!

IM NEW HERE HOW DO I UPVOTE UR COMMENT LEL

you finally made it. now go to bed.

true dat. kids need to understand that their actions have consequences, in one way or the other, to distinguish productive behaviour vs unproductive. too little punishment makes them disregard any sense of structure, to much and your kid will be a rule-follower puppet all his life. tricky balance i suppose.

doesn't answer op's question. girls are great. a lot of fun to be around, give them love and respect and they repay it tenfold. but you can say that about boys too i suppose. a bit sad in a way, to watch them be so happy, because we'll never attain that level of pure happiness ever again

>raising a child to serve as another man's dick holster
Exactly as it sounds.

BUT MY MOM SAYS I CAN STAY UP BECAUSE I DONT HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW

SERIUSLY HOW DO I UPVOTE? YOU ARE SO COOL AND SEEM LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN HERE A WHILE DO YOU WANT TO JOIN MY MLP MINECRAFT SERVER DO YOU HAVE DISCORD?

sounds like fun
tell us your tips

>not raising one as your own dick holster

>another man's dick holster

so....Trump? You are raising her to be Trump? Isnt Trump going to MAGA at some point? I thought you guys said Trump was a good thing.

Well, it's like growing your own food, or herding livestock.

You know that, one day, you'll be able to taste what you've grown :)

Real answer, user?

In my limited experience, little girls are kind of whiny and demanding, start sulking at the slightest disappointment and bawl when you don't give in to their little wants and demands. Boys can be the same way at times but usually there's a point where they recover their emotions and just kind of be little bros about things. Little girls want to control you, which seems sweet and cute when they're little but you know in the back of your mind they're just gearing up for womanhood when nature gives them better tools to enable them to get what they want from men. That's if they even want it when they get it, or even know what they want in the first place.

idk about all that user. I'm sure you are speaking from experience, but it comes across as bitter.

my two daughters are my best buds. we fish, hunt, and do all that kind of stuff when I have the time. they still play with dolls and shit, and the littlest one demands that I do that tea party garbage with her once in a while, but its all about the environment you are raised in. outside pressures are a bitch, and you think you are doing a good job teaching them to be decent human beings but the sluts on MTV will still be cooler than you. I know things are going to get bad when they get to be in their late teens, but I'm still doing everything I can to show them life is about more than being a cunt.

The sex is good

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if you could raise your daughter however yuo like
how would you?

so how was the sex? just because you did not have sex with your daughter does not make you a good parent.

it's nice to have someone to snuggle with

This

Honestly ?
I'd teach her to think for herself. I'd prepare her as best I can to live her life, possibly become a mother, but, all in all, to have a happy, meaningful, and, if possible, safe life.

Also, I'd probably make her discover how her body can bring her pleasure, and hope she likes it enough she wants me to continue pleasuring her - and possibly wants to pleasure me too, in return.

But I wouldn't force her to do a single "perverted" thing. I'd merely offer, and let her take me on those offers, if she wants to, if she feels ready for it.

HE POSTED IT!!!

THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!

oh you

Its hard. Now she's 14. All her little friends are cute with tight bodies. She has tits and I can hear her masturbating in her room. He search history is disturbing and the porn she watches makes me nervous. All in all... its pain. Knowing that eventually some scumbag is going to put his dick in her and she is going to beg for more.

Depends on the material you start with. I wouldn't raise a kid with an IQ of 75 the same as 125. Likewise, I wouldn't raise a dumpy 2/10 the same as a 9/10.

That's because you raised them as your cute little princesses, overprotecting them and teaching them they are entitled to everything because they are women. In summary, you fucked up their lives because now they'll never be satisfied or happy and they'll grow up with daddy issues. This is the problem with idiots having children

Is she watching Blacks on Blondes?

My daughter's 18 now. I redpilled her early on so now she only goes out with rich fucks. Money won't buy her love, but she will only fall in love with a rich guy.

It’s cool having a little cutie crawling around. I could do without fingerprints on my tv, but that’s pretty much inevitable.

>search history is disturbing and the porn she watches makes me nervous
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This. Being a dad is awesome. My 7 yo daughter likes Diablo3, weight lifting, muay thai and futurama, amongst other things.

Think about parenting like paying it forward. Raise a kick ass kid, make the next generation awesome.

Imagine a world where only men did the parenting. Coz her mom... Fuck it takes a lot of time with my daughter to try and counter the insanity that grown women impose on her.

tell us all about it
I want to know every detail of every thing you just said

I don't know because I have two

no, she watching BDSM shit and blowjob vids

She doesn't give a fuck about money. We have money. What happens when Tyrone and his drug money and Mercedes come rolling?

Is that you, Dad?? I knew you're a Sup Forums tard ヽ(´▽`)/
...now stop shitposting and cum over 4 some fun ;)

Just what sort of red pill was that? The edgy "red" pill of soulless nihilist douchebaggery?

again? b-but what if your mom caught us

AGAIN

blowjob vids?

oh deer lord... that's just as nasty as missionary

Then she knows to get all the money up front.
It's called reality, kid. Try it some day.

oh you! Isn't that the best part? Remember her look last time? I bet she's down 4 a 3some soon (｡‿｡)

Is there a reason you chose to do that? She’s gonna get fucked over, you should’ve taught her to date guys that are decent people regardless of their income

I read somewhere that having a a daughter is the ultimate cuck, is that true?

this isn't anime kid.

this is the real life and not just fantasy.

I suspect there will be some bans in this thread. I am leaving now

what about your friend, Alice right? When did she sleep here again?

just love the look of you both in your pj's

Post an example al let's see how bad is the porno she watches

I'm sure you've made some future pimp out there very happy, and a lot of money.

No man...I'm talking deep face fucking, throat slime, cum blasted faces type shit. Not the kind of blowjobs you give, hardcore ones.

Women are women, no matter the age.

oh deer lord that's even nastier. that's almost as nasty as doggy style

Dubs, it has to be true.

Its the best. Until they are about 17. Then its all worry.

miserable

Lots of young girls lean about sex from porn and think this is what sex is supposed to be like thanks to the prevalence of the commercial shit.

>Knowing that eventually some scumbag is going to put his dick in her
Already happened

So they think being abused is normal and probably wonder why they feel bad afterwards.

Except the ones that genuinely like being choked and made to eye-wateringly gag while being roughly facefucked without any respect, but those are rare.

this

he's absolutely right. my little sis thinks that every guy has some porn dude big cock in his pants.

fuck I can't stop laughing when I think about her having her first boyfriend

she wearing diapers? wtf dude XD

send her to me and i'll let her keep thinking she's right until i'm bored of her and she has to find someone else

You're more frail than my daughter's pussy.

It hasn't happened actually, since she keeps detailed journals. She did watch her friend blow a guy, and says she's going to be better than her when she does it.

hahaha hahaha haaaa

just when I can watch

she better be cute

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she's my little sis. but damn I love her damn little titties. but on the other hand she's my little sis

you feel my situation???,

I've been stressed out since the day she was born

So I'm assuming you have... moar?

That's the sweetest most gentle pedophilia I've ever seen on here.

Watch out user, you're gonna make me misty

adorable until they leave, hold on to them as long as you can.

I'm already here ma'am

no, she isn't for you

but you can watch someone else enjoying her

there's no law against that

that's what I'm talking about

>Be 27
>Got 3 daughters

Explain what u mean with "how is it like"?
Most of the time i hate my life. I work like crazy, have no social life, no free time at home and i am always broke.

You sound pretty retarded and seem to have a negative attitude about social income and whatnot, I can’t wait till your daughter gets fucked over by a rich guy who blows his load all over her face and humiliates her, congrats you’ve also made her a gold digger

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I feel like I have to protect from fucked up people. Mine is 3. They think you’re the best person in the world at this age.

Hoping she goes to college, gets married and leads a normal life. I will feel successful. If she ends up on Sup Forums, I’ll kill myself and wonder where I went wrong.

how old?

was to...

Procreation is wrong. Bringing a child to this world is something horrible to do, an act of pure selfishness and not backed by any meaning.

Don't do this! Let the biological paradox destroy itself. Do not try to prolong it's misery!

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>yeah, thats called grooming loser. if you need puss that bad hire a prostitute. don't fuck up your family for a nut.

Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality

Like intel.
Inside :^)

>In my limited experience
yeah son, your experience sounds limited as fuck

like i said.

this is not anime kid.

this is the real life and not just fantasy.
i understand you got caught in a landslide but didn't have any escape in reality.

open your eyes dude. look up to the sky and see.

i was just a poor boy and didn't need any sympathy.

your daughter, like everyone else's, are easy come and easy go.

whatever. doesn't really matter to me.

WHATS GOING ON IN HERE

maybe
sorry it took so long to get back, I was banned, and I wiped out my history, so it took a while to find the thread

A lot of you guys are far too cynical to be parents.