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Fuck Drumpf

>only girls are allowed to wear dresses
FUCK

chekc these

hm think I'll come now

then I'll cum, in laci green's mouth

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cum is dead

The prettiest girls are usually the most expensive... like 500-600 per hour. You get more bang for your buck with a slightly more plain girl... if you know what i mean.

i'm not feeling happy right now, bois

didnt think my edition would get a chance.

thanks janny

lads why doesn't anyone want to trust me to run high pressure process equipment?

It's sad because it's gotten to the point where it's not even worth it anymore to talk to attractive girls, it's 90% of the time a wild goose chase and they're ending up on their back every night getting stuffed by a hotter guy, richer guy, or guy with a bigger dick. I've deleted Tinder twice and I don't think I'll even try another dating app again. I'm seriously done trying.

>almost 25
>never had a real, salaried job

im a loser

call me Tortuga

most women are miserable and selfish. women's wall is 29 years old and after that is all down hill. once the youth and looks fade, women have nothing to offer. bitches are not domesticated, they are fat, lazy, selfish and etc. women has no worth so why get married and have them ruin your life and take everything in a divorce. stay free men and be happy .

salary doesnt mean a whole lot 2bh. I know lots of people who turned down salaries because of the ot they had to do anyway.

I find the prettiest girls on the metro and sit next to an uglier girl instead of them and it really smashes their self esteem. They wonder if their makeup has come off or if they are hitting the wall. Bitches ain't shit.

I sit next to the prettiest girls on the subway but don't talk to them because I'm an alpha male

>I find the prettiest girls on the metro and sit next to an uglier girl instead of them and it really smashes their self esteem. They wonder if their makeup has come off or if they are hitting the wall. Bitches ain't shit.

Do this experiment: walk by a girl and see how many times she has a slightly irritated look on her face, as if she's telling herself,
"omg....another guy who thinks I'm fabulous."
If she doesn't do that, notice how often they supposedly need to check their phone, or fix their hair (and thereby block their view of you) just as you pass. Over time you'll see how often this actually happens. It's actually funny, in an eye-rolling sort of way.

Of course, do this as you observe them through your periphery.

Men have to own some of this though. When you stare at a woman, chances are she'll think she's all that, and her head will swell. The dudes who are most successful with women walk around with an "I can take it or leave it" attitude, which, in turn, makes women wonder why THIS particular dude isn't like all the rest. Women have been placed on pedestals for far too long by men that they now place themselves there for no good reason.

me too

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The prettier the face, the bigger the whore.

>white
>"""""""people"""""""
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not enough calories consumed today?

they mean to say they can't explain the 7 year gap between graduating high school and now to anyone so it'll look bad to every employer and literally anyone

beta numale: the song

>russian thinks he'll get any of my (You)s
lol

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
t. wai pipo

yeah no, I didnt mean that

Fucking a pretty girl is the same thing as fucking an ugly girl while watching a pretty girl on TV.

what are you? a fascist?

it's honestly the purest sound of agony I've ever heard, only thing that comes even close is when actors/voice actors try to emulate people who are on fire

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>those literal pig squeals

nothing wrong with fascism, commie

She might be a great body and face and mind, but mens' experience tells them that she's a retarded whore.

I am not commie

fucking dark haired BITCHES

imma go play sum Quack

cum is ded

I dated a single mom and it gets old. They're basically a burger through the drive -thru. Lots of drama, competition with the baby's father to be relevant in the woman's. life. Single moms with kids are devalued in the market. If they're a perfect 10 but have kids then she's actually a five. It doesn't matter how good she looks or if she's got a good job and house or if she's got wealthy. Would you buy a used hot rod with mechanical problems when you can buy a brand new one for a few thousand dollars more?

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Can i pick up Mexican chicks with my Big CHIcano Wallet?

about to play The Order: 1886™, my personal game of the year for 2015. It's a bit of an underrated gem hehe. Think I might play some of UNCHARTED: The Nathan Drake Collection afterwards. What can I say? All of my favorite Uncharted games from the PS3 era, all in one place. You really can't beat that (except, maybe, with Uncharted 4 and the new Uncharted: Lost Legacy stand-alone story).

post more pictures of hungary

i want steam to get some bl vns desu
heck even more otome vns would be nice

couldnt find anything to get my mom =(

playing gaaamu in a bit

Fully 90 to 95 percent of women are actually ugly or very plain without fakeup. Then they add the hair extensions, fake lashes, fake nails, high heels, shapewear, spray tan, push-up bras, and the list goes on and on. Men however are judged on everything from 6ft+ height requirements to 6 figure incomes and etc. The game is completely rigged and unfair.

You know what? I'm just gonna say it, I appreciate being in the company of you all and I hope only good things happen to you all.

Good night.

ayo gimme dat mexican "i just found mgtow forums" for 2000 alex

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nigger leave

All that prettiness wasted on such retarded woman

>tfw I can't help but agree with Mexibro's posts
this is all your fault, 4chinz

I'm legitimately attracted to 90% of women who aren't obese and don't have any major deformities with or without makeup.

Only low-test men have unrealistically high standards desu

do NOT insult my heritage.

>get home from hospital
>still just sit on Sup Forums shitposting
makes u think

nice monkey dong

got any architectural shots of budapest?

thats a big cock

*dons a kippah in solidarity with my semitic allies*

REALLY makes me think

he's not wrong objectively speaking
do you think monkey urologists are gay or something for looking at monkey cocks all day

Men aren't ignoring pretty girls. They are ignoring games, drama, violence, deceit, lies, legal entanglements and all the other hell that comes with those girls, pretty or not.

do you look at monkey's penises all day?

Last final tmrw, it will be weird coming home and not seeing him. RIP

I'm not a monkey urologist so no

is he?

I actually am one of the guys who is ignoring pretty women. Any woman who is a 7 and a half/ 8 or higher turns me off. Any woman who has the look that guys obviously know she is good looking will get nothing from me unless they work hard for it...and NONE EVER do. They are too busy getting cheated on and abused by the "fun" "bad boys" who they have nobody to compare to from experience. It runs soo deep with me that I straight up aren't attracted to hot women who look like models and porn stars. Total turn off. Their physicality has no power over me because I know how they would treat me if I had the audacity to show that I think I deserve a woman who looks like her physically by talking to her and asking her out. The same women who talk about that it's all about what's on the inside that matters.

*throws rock at the monkeys balls*

You don't have to be a urologist to recognize a big cock when someone shows you one

>I actually am one of the guys who is ignoring pretty women. Any woman who is a 7 and a half/ 8 or higher turns me off. Any woman who has the look that guys obviously know she is good looking will get nothing from me unless they work hard for it...and NONE EVER do. They are too busy getting cheated on and abused by the "fun" "bad boys" who they have nobody to compare to from experience. It runs soo deep with me that I straight up aren't attracted to hot women who look like models and porn stars. Total turn off. Their physicality has no power over me because I know how they would treat me if I had the audacity to show that I think I deserve a woman who looks like her physically by talking to her and asking her out. The same women who talk about that it's all about what's on the inside that matters.

I don't ignore pretty girls as much as I'm not fooled by surface value. Like buying something like a shiny brand new sports car you might be drawn to the flash but then you actually look deeper and you find it's a lemon or you start to see the hidden costs of it and like any car it depreciates in value in time. There is also the delusion that they are worth more than they actually are. When your the buyer you don't make it obvious your interested in buying otherwise the seller has all the power. The same goes with girls, choice is power and why would you give your power to them? For sex? That's not of any value anymore, its a cheap commodity. A person who has power, who has choice doesn't just pick any girl no matter how pretty they may be. A person who makes a haste choice is one who is desperate and without self respect. Don't trade your power and respect.

you seem to know a lot about cock

F bud. He had a pretty good run though.

no more than the average straight man

All your problems would be solved with a qt black gf.

Just because a woman is pretty does not mean that she is not a nightmare and smart cats know this...

>be me and 3 others, "best friends squad"
>have been planning on going out tonight for a while
>talking about plans the night before
>heard from friend this morning about what we'll pregame with
>he calls me back a few hours later and says he probably wont go
>tells me he'll call me for sure in a few hours to hang with me
>both other friends tell me they'll call for me sure to make plans
>waiting for a call, never happens
>check snapchat stories
>they were pregaming at someone's house without me
>now they're at the club with literally everyone we know
>tried texting 2 of them
>both say they're not up to much

What the fuck I'm so bummed out right now. This isn't even the first time. Getting pretty tired of this shit. I'm starting to feel like they only use me for rides, alcohol, and money.

Didn't you post this before?

Best looking girlfriend I ever had and trust me she was drop dead gorgeous SUCKED IN BED.Slept with her twice to give her a second chance then moved on.

I really want the sitting president to be impeached.

pizza is done
suddenly have strep throat
wtf!!!! weekend ruined!!!!

>my mom is going to give Serial Experiments Lain a try after i introduced it to her
>she's not an animefag
Wonder what she'll think of it

they are fake friends

nah was mostly chilling at my friends apartment
and going out to drink was there not for long
going to the zoo was the best part anyway

Thinking of this for an album cover

that would make the news interesting again

handsome dog

No, because it's happening right now. Must have been someone else because I don't come to /cum/ very often

Are you a teenager?

are they?

I was in the USA a couple days ago, and people offered to buy cigarettes off me in the streets lmao
buying cigarettes off me
can you imagine that?
I gave them a cigarette and even lighted it for them

I was trying to hollar at a thicc ebony queen today and she visibly cringed

why would you try to get her to watch one of the most esoteric entries in the genre?

I know they are but I don't have any other friends to go to if I dump them.

Somebody else posted a story VERY similar to yours

What a small world

Thanks, cute kitter

He was supposed to be a showdog, he really was a pretty boy. Can you believe that picture was taken just weeks before he died?

The prettier they are the looser they are. Fact.