Sup bois

Sup bois.
I've got a question!
What can I do with this ol' friend?
It was my first dildo, was great three years ago, but now it is melted and too hard (and kinda small)... Technically for me it's useless, but I want to release him with dignity to the heavens, because he lost it all time ago. Give me some ideas, please!
What about to fill it with explosives?

Inject your sperm into it

Put it in pussy with timestamp or you're not interesting there

superglue it to a statue

>now it is melted
what

>melted
what

Roll

collective mind
do you happen to be my long lost siamese brother

I second this

This is a great suggestion

what country
if you're a leaf and this gets dubs we are

How the fuck did it melt?

we're not

As much as I want this to be kinky, user here has a point. Glue that shit to a statue and update us if you can.

Stick it to your forehead like a unicorn and take a pic

use the suction cup to stick it to the front end of your car and drive around poking other cars with your dick

Nice one!

Netherlands

If it melted on its own I wouldn't want something that shittily made inside me

scandnavian boat that is set on fire.

non-leafs btfo

package it up and mail it to your parents with the correct return address

The suction cup doesn't works anymore

This is best idea that will probably come from this thread.
But it can't just be stuck on any random piece of surface area on the particular statue.

trap statue confirmed by dubs

what town we (Sup Forums) will find the perfect statue

Space program

THIS

Suggest me a kind of statue. Maybe a religious one?

Dubs confirm

>but I want to release him with dignity to the heavens
Do exactly that. Space program.

glue it to a mosque

(OP)
Not a bad idea, quite decent.

>thinking OP is a femanon
Topkek

Glue it to a muslim

Gonna consider that one!

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Rlly niggu?

Glue it to a swing at a playground.

Tie a bunch of balloons to it

Helium balloons. Set it freeeeee.

I second this

Sticking to a statue and space program are winning bois, gimme moar ideas! I will upload the result once I deicide

Already been suggested

Glue it to a statue and then send the statue into space.
May require a lot of work, but the results will be satisfying

Buy nine more, some glue, and a pair of gloves. Freddy Krueger that shit.

Rolling for dildo-attached Ronald McDonald Statue Space Program

I second this. Ronald McDonald wanted to be an astronaut as a little boy. Now's his chance to live out his dreams!

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statue

lets find out pic with it in your ass with time stap or your a Fagit

Disappointingly there are no more Ronald McDonald statues here, they were removed at all.

Potential non-shit thread abandoned by shit OP. Why does this place have to suck so much?

I need this one, where to buy, OP?

Stick it to a statue, yeah

because OP never delivers

Put superglue on it (lots of superglue) then ram it up your ass, leave it there overnight and the superglue will repair the dildo to be as good as new.

toss it in a kid's playground. Maybe even superglue it to the monkey bars or another obvious location.

In a sex shop, they´re cheap but magical

Near to my house there is a playground with an elephant statue, what do you think, friends?

Do it. Do. It.

Nice, the elephant will have an extra long trunk.
If not the elephant, maybe you could put it at the top or middle of a slide?

If dubs
>Shove it in ass
>Post picture of it with timestamp
>???
>Profit

Also there is a hand carousel with a dinosaur, a donkey and a horse, that is better?

Does it have a dick?
If not, this is perfect

That elephant is totally dick cleared

ROLL FOR THIS

Glue to the crotch of a Ronald McDonald statue in your local restaurant.

Pic related.

he already said his area has been deRonalded
the current plan is to give a kiddy slide elephant a dick

Excellent, glue it where the dick should be and spray paint “ u mad whiteboi” on the side

Rolling

Well, it´s not a slide, it´s just and elephant

Shame, I didn't read the thread properly. Would have been epic to superglue it like pic related

How big is the elephant?

I kno friend

What town do you live in OP? I will search for targets for you.

DO A VIKING FUNERAL!

This is poetry.

It´s two meters high

If they did have him there I'd print out a pedobear and put on his pocket as well as the dildo like pic related.

Well, that's sad. Ronald McDonald statues are true symbols of America. Are there many such cases? Do you live in the South, where Ronald only needs the appellants "E. Lee" to be anointed for sainthood, and where their noble statues are being torn down by SJWs? I could totally get behind a Ronald McE.Lee statue, too, where the proud Ronald rides astride a noble steed, waving an enormous dildo above his head and grinning in triumph.

Friends, you all rule, please help me with this one: I live in mexico, I´m out of money, recommend me a cheap but powerful glue brand, please.

Got quads but forgot pic.

Let that fucker go up in to the heavens with a bunch of helium balloons

Yes, viking funeral. Honour my ancestors by giving Tor a dildo

Dildo space program.

or if they have a drone, use it to fly the dildo across city

How about this option?

Viking Burial, make sure it's pointing directly up, record drone footage for dat youtube $$$ boiii

Nice idea, but I´m poor like a nigger

make like a nigger and steal one

Nice one, but here is empty of colonels.

I vote donating it to a Goodwill/Salvation Army type business.Put it in a box of other random junk so it goes unnoticed at first.

lol. All it needs is Philthy Phil.

massage unsuitable

How near are you to this one?

That's a tiny monster cock.

Far, boi

Maybe you have these collection boxes?

What city you in boi?

This one?