Story time fags

Story time fags
>be me
>19 year old fat virgin
>6/10 girl hitting on me in class
>she ask me out for coffee
>sure why not
>go sit with the bus
>holding hands
>oh user you are really cool
>i know
>she smiles
>might give her a chance
>we sit down for coffee
>talk about anime
>she calls anime amime
>alright i guess
>told her about fate series
>OMG i loved that anime i watched it in 1 day
>da fuq
>tells me she been choosing random episodes and watching it
>she is 4/10 now
>her mom calls her
>talks about 5 min
>Hey user im home alone wanna come
>fml.jpg
>why not
>go to her house
>Fuck Yeah.mp3
>is this the moment user loses his virginity?
Will continue if interested

More my dude

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Where is part 2

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Please, continue

More.

>calls anime amime
>she been chosing random episodes
and you didn't instantly lynch her publicly
kys heretic

continue

Why not i have not heard of this one.

>get at her house
>hey user want something to eat
>meh.jpg
>she is telling me how handsome
>obviously flirting
>she comes and sits on my lap
>hugs me
>tits in face
>fml im gonna lose my virginity
>we make out
>carry her to her room
>open door
>The whole fucking Room is with fucking K Pop singers or whatever the fuck they are and with around 50 crosses and saint icons
>fml.jpg
>she goes to her bed
>she takes of her shirt
>aww yess.jpg
>SEE A FUCKING K POP BRA
>doesnt matter
>proceed with losing virginity
>unzip bra
>dissatisfied with tiddies
>meh fuck it
Continues

You're very picky for a virgin

...

Red alert Red Alert

Now, I know I’m old AF, but when did unzipping a bra become a thing?

I had girlfriends with real problems (daddy issues, asperger... etc..) So yeah, for me that is nothing, keep going user

No idea but my sister has one like that better than the hook design but must be a bitch girls with long hair

>start groping her
>she likes it
>feelsgoodman.png
>she takes off my shirt
>i slide my hand down her pants
>wet af
>feelsgoodman.png
>start unzipping pants
>fucking K Pop panties
>keep repeating to myself
>just chill user you wont be a virgin anymore just chill
>take off her panties throw them
>she is touching my dick
>handjob not that nice
>while she jerks me off i see the k pop singers and jesus icons staring at me
>akward af
>doesnt matter will bang
>proceed going down on her
Continued

>unzip bra
OP outed as bag of sand-tier larper

>Now, I know I’m old AF, but when did unzipping a bra become a thing?

Must be something only the new fags do

My guess is you found out she was retarded.

Everyone walk the dino.....

bit picky for a virgin don't ya think?

OP you're a fucking ballbag, hurry up.

I go for she was a trap

Mmm
more

Im craving for more

>oh user i love you
>jesus and the 50 saints staring at me
>time to insert le dicke
>as im ready to put it in
>i see the posters and icons yet again all staring at me with a dont do it man face
>i wont let icons and posters judge my actions
>i put half my dick in her
>she fucking screams
>proceed to go deeper
>she moans like crazy
>starts rambling in korean or something
>i dont care
>proceed to ban
>pull out
>jizz goes on the face of Jesus Christ and some gay pop singer
>i aint religious so i dont care
>Suddenly she stops me
>wonder whats going on
>user i have something important to tell you
>they saw an angel fall down from the sky with wings and everything and i wanna go see him
Continued

I lost my virginity by almost getting raped by phat accounting department MILF.

is she Korean or Spanish i cannot tell

Fake as hell

Is she gay or European?

Still enjoyable

This is starting to get weirder

>religious
Don't stick your dick in crazy, boys.

wtf nigga

>bitch da fuck you talking about
>what did i just fuck.jpg
>i see all the k pop and jesus icons looking at me judging me
>tfw i should have trusted them
>user wanna go see the angel
>uggh im kinda busy
>oh ok user i will wait
>sit naked in her room for 5 min she still talking about the fucking angel
>im trying to figure out what the fuck did i do
>icons and posters still judging me with the i told you so look
>finnaly decided that she is either way too stupid (have no idea how she got accepted to college) or has some sort of autism
>decide to get revenge
>hey user wanna watch anime
>yeah sorry i gotta go i need to pray
>oh user i didn't know you were religious
>Yeah i just converted to Islam
>she looks at me confused af
Continued

ABSOLUTELY HARAM

Gotta hear the ending

This story

Thats not jesus, that portrait is of cesare borgia

This story hits home, almost did this in highschool but decided the virginity was not worth the possibility of getting stalked or killed.

Good one

>oh i didnt told you that in Muslim
>feelsbadman.jpg on her face
>b-b-b-but user i though you were Christian
>nah babe i was Christian as a child i converted to islam a few years ago
>b-b-ut user my religion says that i shouldn't have sex with people of other faiths
>oh really i didn't know that
Decide to fuck with her a little bit more
>hey babe dont worry im sure My god will forgive you if you convert to islam
>she is litteraly crying like a 3 year old
>user *wipes tears is that true that all will be forgiven if i convert
>yeah babe dont worry im sure Allah will forgive you
>i can convert you to Islam right now if you want
>oh user i really love jesus im not sure
>common it will be good islam is better
>15 min talk
>telling her about islam for what i know from Sup Forums
>She decides to be muslim
>topkek
>now babe we must prepare the ritual
>ok user but im scared
>dont worry babe its alright
>get a notebook
>scrabble some shit on it
>looks good enough.jpg
>start singing clashing of swords (saleel al sawarim)
>ok babe you are muslim now but for Glorius Allah to forgive you for your sins
You must wear a burka and pray 3 times a day
>ok user i will do anything
Continue

I hope you have the paper and showcase it

continue
i'm high as fuck here, lost in the story

next time, pre-type this shit or youre gonna lose most of your audience

im invested this better play out

hurry up op

Cmon OP

Deliver op

.

This story took a turn

> Open the door, get on the floor
> Everybody kill the dinosaur
> Open the door, get on the floor
> Everybody kill the dinosaur

> Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
> Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

>finnaly leave her thing she calls home
>crazy ass bitch took my virginity
>its Friday and we have classes on monday so ill see her then
>she is a hidden muslim
>she didn't told her parents
>she made a second account on fb Name last name #Muslim
>fml top kek
>lets see how it goes
>she is posting pictures of her in burka
>she has liked all the Muslim pages she could find
>notgoodenough
>i must make her dissapear before she tells everyone that i made her a muslim
>sit down think for a while
>i got it
>i will tell her to use her savings to go to meha and steal money from her parents on the day she goes
>meet her on Monday
>hey babe i wanna marry you but i cant
>w-w-why user
>i cant because you are not a true muslim
>you must go and live in meha and medina for a few years
>tell her the plan
>she fucking agrees
>total psyho
>tell her where to buy a ticket
>tell her that i have some relatives and friends there so there wont be any need to pay for anything except a one way ticket
>she trust me
>i tell her than no one has to know about this
>she never spoke
>final day of revenge plan
>she comes to the airport i say goodbye to her
>she leaves crying that she wont see me in 2 years
>cykebitch
>planes leaves
>i dont have relatives there
>she will probably be killed or raped there
>she has enough money for a week
TFW i sent someone to hell for taking my virginity

>

what the hell is even happening

The fuck, bro?!

kek

post prof of the flight

I do not think that this story is real.

you have to go back

>her parents think she has gone to study in another country
>college kicked her out
>i search for my virginity back
>i AM user the converter

what even?
>final day of revenge plan
why do you need revenge?

How would you feel if you got your virginity taken by some 4/10 psychotic bitch with an IQ in negative numbers

no fucking shit

this is a convoluted story, so you wanted revenge cause she took your virginity even tho you were like "fuck it i wanna get laid" and she was retarded enough to convert in the span of 30 minutes

Most of this story sounds reasonable,

except for the fact that a faggot virgin on Sup Forums got laid, so this whole story must be a lie

I wouldn't give a shit because I'm not an autistic larper

...

you stealing my randoms boy you dun fuggd up

I liked the story when it lasted. To bad like him, It didn't last vary long.

Will do next time
Also will sleep now anons
I wrote this from my phone
Got college tommorow everything was true until the convert part

Put me in the screenie

Also anons
This was my first greentext
Ill make a better one tommorow
But will write it beforehand
See ya tommorow around same time
-OP

nigga i want fucking consistency in my fucking fiction

Admittedly shes an idiot but she let you fuck her and you couldnt hink of anything beyond sex, you got what you deserved could of just broke up with her you cunt..