You have to pick one to be your gf. Which one do you choose?

You have to pick one to be your gf. Which one do you choose?

Bailey to be my boyfriend
I don't give a shit if it has a cock
I'd destroy that ass

stop posting this shit over and over

ill take the jew

Left. Even though it's a guy, I can't really get it up for Amy. She looks like a fucking cabbage patch kid.

death

the attractive one

(Unfortunately) The one that's a girl because I'm not a fag.

They're both complete fucking dumpster fires. I choose to kill myself.

Bailey for sure. Bailey holds up against actually attractive women, of course she will win against a disgusting one.

since a girlfriend requires one to be a girl amy by default
ops who do this need to learn to word better

penis woman

She's also an insane tranny who's completely let herself go and now looks like a fat guy with tits. No fucking thank you.

Amy, I once crushed on a girl that looked exactly like amy during childhood.

pix

The girl on the left lol! Right one is ugly!!!

Bailey at least they have a sense of humor

Fair enough, but if you compare Bailey and Amy when they're both at their best appearances, I'm pretty sure Bailey would win.

Yes, but one has a vagina and isn't a crazy tranny, just a dumb cunt.

not really swaying this over to team amy

Hands down Bailey.

I'd rather date an attractive, crazy, tranny than a dumb, fat, ugly cunt.

I prefer to think of it as team heterosexual.

lipstick on a pig tbh

I'm not into dicks, so it's my only option.

to be fair to amy you **could** get her to slim-up after you train her to shut her stupid fucking mouth. wouldn't be all that bad then. just ignore here past transgressions against intelligent people.

amy, a good point would be which person has the most currency, but would rather not do pooper stuff

Left

lets just say in this equation there's no solution that does not involve shit on your dick.

A walking mental illness or a child of Lucifer Khazar...

bailay of course. she is a goddess

Bailey, not even a question.
>I'm straight
>traps are gay
>i still choose the trap

don't forget he now has a receding hairline

is bailey Jay still Thicc af? Can someone post some current pics of her?

Wait, fat? like how fat?

Bailey. You'd have to be a faggot to pick Schumer.

Seriously. So you can pick one that looks like an attractive female... but has a penis (which I honestly don't mind, I prefer fucking women up the butt to pussy anyhow). Or you can pick a grotesque hog that probably smells bad, farts and burps all the time, has stinky shits, hairy legs and pits, and isn't at all ladylike.

Yeah, no thanks. Give me the hot one.

The guy because I'm not into pigs

I'm not a legit faggot, so I'd go with Amy.
Wtf, no shit?

>this

someone show us this broken man

Not that guy but yeah she's.. porky. ''Corpulent'', one might say..

It's true, Bailey is getting chubby, I'd still fuck her right in two.

Well that just simply isn't true

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where you get that image from

This

Jew mole rat you mean?

A Trap?...
I'll take it
I don't do pork

omg she still looks like a woman.

Bailey with no wig.

So basically this hairline and this weight is what you're really getting.

BUT I'd still take her any day over fucking Schumer. It makes a difference that a woman is trying to be cute and ladylike and presentable. Rather than someone who just throws on a t-shirt, doesn't shave, belches louder than you do, and leaves floaters in the toilet; all of which are pretty much guaranteed from Schumer.

...

even better

Oh my fucking god.....I'd never do shit with a dude but I'd fuck her in a heartbeat, those curves, lips and tits tho.

Fuck the haters she fucking slays.

>someone who just throws on a t-shirt, doesn't shave, belches louder than you do, and leaves floaters in the toilet
you know my wife?
>Bathroom smells like a truckstop toilet

amy has money so i would use that joke stealing flabbo for money and sex

Whew, I thought it was waaaaaaaay worse. Thank God my thicc Goddess still has hair.

Her everything is so huge.....