Hi everyone its fortune time with osaka as your host
The rules
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
fortunes might take some time to make
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per user
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, and death
Fortunes?
Im willing to take my chances
Yes anonu fortunes
>your fortune says to find the nearest playground for its loil season yay
>your fortune says part of mywisdom will be passed on to you once I die
fortune pls osaka chan
Can I afford to feed myself in a week?
I'm in a bad spot right now, Osaka-chan. Please help me out.
Ok anonu sorry for not making a thread for you i bet you missed me when I was gone? Sorry I'm being to self centred
>your fortune says that you should spoil osaka chan for kisses
That's pretty cool
I'll take one.
I hope it's good. Last time you told me something good will happen in 3 hours, or close to that anyway. However, nothing happened.
You can
>your fortune says to not take the wallet infront of you for it is a trap set up by the cops
I can just tell me your problems and I'll listen
>your fortune says to be honest and don't procrastinate for it will affect you badliy also you will lose a finger
I would maybe pay a finger to get out of this mess but can I pick which one?
You avoided death you just weren't playing attention to what happened
>your fortune says to chase the dog off your yard with a bat
You're just making these up, aren't you?
That pic is literally me since last weekend.
Sure you can I don't mind right now since my head feels werid
I am but its mostly for fun just give it a try and accept the bullshit it won't harm you
Same I felt like doing it but I can't since im to scared
What's my fortune?
Konbanwa,Osaka-chan. I'm having a hard time, so I really need your clairvoyance. What's my fortune?
What is?
Your fortune says to hold your motherfucking horses lol ok your real one
>your fortune says to stop smoking cigarettes its killing you
>your fortune says to pull out some paper and draw out the outcome
But I've never smoked cigarettes...
What does the future hold
Ok. Here you are.
In so sorry im out of my mind right now is there anything I can do to make it up?
>your fortune says you will have a erection in two minutes
Oh I see try to be smooth and if all else fails learn how to use a knife
Thanks, Osaka-chan! You're a life saver!
No im not but I thank you anonu
serious inquiry, will cops ever find my secret folder?
Tell me my fortune, oh user. Will I ever end up getting together with this chick I'm talking to?
What state or country you in?
>your fortune says the results will vary from your location
Ill say no since you just want her for her body and nothing else
>your fortune says to think with your heart not your dick
texas, best country of the world
Fuck, maybe you right. Thanks fortune user.
You guys don't doubt eachout unless the other person is black right? Also as long as it not cp your cool
Your welcome
this helps, arigathanks
Have fun with your guro anonu
fortune
I love fish tbh
>your fortune says the fish will drag you back to sea
I love fish too I had to save that image
For what reasons? Is it because you like osaka?
who wouldn't like osaka
all azumangas are bests
They are also its nice that you seen the show im sure most the post here haven't seen it yet
Is she waiting for me to text her? Haven't talked with her for weeks now
Yes she is don't keep her waiting since I would expect you to respond
>your fortune says you will be forgiven
Magic sphere for fortune teller Osaka!
what did you expect from neo/b/turds
just talk to them about sao, jojo and titan
Tell me
Thank you anonu *hugs you*
>your fortune says you will be able to rave at the sphere party
I never seen those ones since they don't interest me that much
What anonu?
Thanks
tell me
My fortune
Your welcome
Tell you what be more specific please
Ok I was just messing with you
>your fortune says to live your life with misunderstandings to get funny reactions from people
Osaka, please give me my fortune. Im not doing to good right now
Aww I know how you feel come and sit for a bit
>your fortune says to expect a very bad consquence
...
A bad consequence? Can you explain if its something to do with family or a significant other?
That's so cool anonu I saved it thank you
Famliy
Heh I forgot pic
Is it life changing or is it just gonna be something for the time being?
Time being since family will always love you
Thanks Osaka!
You can talk about your problem if you want I can give advice as well but if you don't want to I can understand
Im just so fucked right now. Im in love with this girl and this girl loves me. We used to be in a relationship but it was rushed and I decided to break up and it left us both crippled. I found myself coming back to her because I really do love her so much. Now the problem is, Her parents dont like me and my paretns dont like her. We can only text right now and have to go see eachother secretly but its hard to see eachother. We live very far away from eachother. I love her alot and tell her to just wait for me to get a car and get done with school but thats a really long time and it hurts for us not to be able to see eachother. None of my friends support us together and none of her friends do too. I just wish I could go far away with her and raise a family and grow old with her.
do you lurk /azu/?
I demand a fortune to be given. Please and thank you.
Ahh like Romeo and Juliet you know how it going to end but at least love eachother ok before it goes really bad
I do but its so slow that I just took some images and made a Osaka is best thread there
>your fortune says the there won't be alot of people to shit up the place there
One fortunes please
Yea I guess so
i would like one!
Ok busy anonu
>your fortune says take your bad luck somewhere else not hear for I hear ticking
>your fortune says to run from gay clowns for they have aids
>your fortune says to sit down and stand up three times in a row for a curse to work
Can you give me the fortunes please Osaka-chan?
Sure I can
>your fortune says to post the lewdest thing you have for a blessing from the sex gods
lets get this over with so i can become an hero
Wow she's cute also your killing yourself?
shes a beauty right? ive always had a thing for girls with the slightest scene in their looks. just not mentally. fucking hate those fags
i recently started dating this girl and i need to know if im wasting my time or not. things are great right now but i need something long term and if thats not gonna happen then whatever i guess
I offer my best waifu,
Will this satisfy the Gods?
I'm ready to have my future foretold and designed by Osaka-chan
>Tags: Dunkirk & LOMA
>Future's looking good
Gimme a fortune
...
Check 'em
Fortunes?
Can I get one? Is the thread still going?
Im high right now, fortune plx
dont fall for the bait
What do you mean my mentally like they insert themselves with them right?
Also she's so cute I would hug her
>your fortune says you will be cute yourself expect them to hug you alot
If your not happy with her then she's not the one especially since your thinking that already also don't rush things families are a big responsibility
>your fortune says you will have one kid
Sure will thank you its really lewd.dont let me stop you happiness I don't want to mess things up for you
>your fortune says to not buy popcorn
Welp I'm bready to see get my fortune c:
Thanks for your time, Oh wondrous Oracle.
>mfw
Sure
>your fortune says to call the person below me a traitor for he will crucify me
Sure is it just taking me some time to make them
>your fortune says to trow the book into a pit of fire for Its full of lies
What you had to get high my anonu?
>your fortune says you will scream at your tv laughing and calling it a nigger
>your fortune says its time for you to go to a haunted house and write both yours and my name on a piece of furniture