Have you considered pansexuality?

have you considered pansexuality?

No, I only fuck people.

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No, my pans are for cooking only.

pan doesn't mean literal pan

So you only fuck metaphorical pans? It's like some fetish that can never be real?

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No, I fap to pictures of pans, which aren't literal pans.

I have a collection of cum tributes all over these pics btw, if anyone's interested.

VERY interested

Nah fam das gay

Is that a Dude?

I...think? My brain is telling me no, but my diks telling me yes.

Does it matter? It needs to be spitroasted.

mmmmm, yeah.

Whores.

Is that some fancy ass faggot word for a degenerate?

>over-rated post
1 (You) is one too many
>kys

He's so hot.

mmmmm

Have you considered monkeyfacesexuality?

lies
he's cute

agreed

good taste

I want to fuck him so bad.

It's a word for a bisexual who has a tumblr; otherwise, there's no difference

all pansexuals are bisexual but not all bisexuals are pansexual

that's because some bisexuals will clarify that they don't like trans people

You prefer sex with XX or XY partners. Or both.
You are straight, gay, or bisexual.

THESE ARE YOUR ONLY OPTIONS

Pansexual is someone who is bisexual + also likes trans people.

Stop this shit. It's not a thing.

Have you considered euthanasia?

If pansexual were honest, they would simply identify as bisexuals who like trans.

There are bisexuals that don't like trans though, just like how there are straights and gays that don't like trans.

That's why this whole thing is a thing at all.

By your own definition, some bisexuals like transpeople, if some do not. Therefore, they are...again, but your definition, just bisexual.

Fucking tumblrtards...

i do not find pans to be arousing.

I'm not trying to defend pansexuality.

I'm just explaining why there is this debate at all. Those are the facts.

Is that a male? Wonderful!
>tfw no androgynous BF

the one on the left looks like my best friend from HS, is he Swedish?

really regret never getting with him ;(

Jeez, Theon really went downhill after he lost his dong.

By offering the specifications of the anatomy of a unicorn, you are not presenting facts. You are merely elaborating upon a fantasy. It's not a fact simply because you wish to believe.

I don't know. I only know these only exist in dreams. Where do I find one like these, introverted, weird, into abstract things and nature in my area / western Germany?

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Have you considered getting your head out of your ass, OP?

not sure what you're implying.