Alright Sup Forumstards lets try this thread again. Last one got killed cuz Captcha was being a nigger

Alright Sup Forumstards lets try this thread again. Last one got killed cuz Captcha was being a nigger.
This is the story of Aaron the Tard

Part 1
>Be me
>Be freshman in High school
>New kid shows up
>Came from an inner city school nearby
>Lets call him Aaron
>Aaron is in my P.E. class.
>Day one
>Walk into locker room and stand by my friends from years past
>See Aaron huddle in corner
>Smegol.jpg
>Whale of a teacher walks in
>Aaron starts chuckling to himself
>Asks him whats so funny
> Tard screech initiate
>"I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A HEALTH TEACHER NOT A SNORLAX!"
>wut.png
>Everyone stants in bewilderment not sure what to do
>Teacher is in his 40s so has no idea what that is
>Another kid explains what snorlax is
>Teacher escorts Aaron out of the room
>mfw he gets an office referral and In School Suspension on first day of fucking school.
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Part 2
>Class is uneventful for a while
>Aaron doing stupid shit but nothing memorable
>"Free Friday" or some shit so we can decide what game we wanna play
>Aaron not out of locker room yet, refuses to change out until everyone is gone
>Decide on Cops and robbers
>Basically glorified freeze tag where the "cops" are the freezers and the robbers pick a "boss" who is the unfreezer guy
>Start playing for a while
>Aaron comes out of locker room and into gym
>Someone explains the game to him
>Tells Aaron that two people here are cops
>Aaron loses his shit
> "I cant go back to juvy!"
>Fucking bolts
>Sonic Fast
>Runs out the doors to the outside we use to get to baseball field and stuff
>Don't see him in class for like 3 days

Part 3
>P.E. Class
>Playing kickball
>I start needing to piss really bad
>Convince whaleteach to let me go to bathroom
>Get into locker room
>Smells like someone made cow dung in an aerosol can and sprayed it everywhere
>Fucking WWI mustard gas
>Burns the eyes
>Turn corner into stalls
>See Aaron hunched over
>He is shitting in the fucking urinal
>Run to whaleteach
>Tell him about whats going on
>We both return to the bathroom
>No shit in the urinal
>No Aaron to be seen
>Surprise bitch
>He walks out from one of the toilet stalls with wet hands
>This motherfucker picked up his literal feces ,put it into the toilet, and washed his hands in the goddamn bowl
>Both of us are horrified
>Refuse to touch Tardboi's hands from now on

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Keep it comin OP

Part 4
>Getting sick of Aarons shit
>Still paired with him for like every group project
>Teacher refuses to let me switch partners to someone who doesnt look like they have smegma smeared all over their face
>P.E. day
>Speed Ball
>Like Vollyball except you can catch it
>Aaron manages to catch ball for once
>I reach out hands for a pass so i can spike it cuz I am tall and net was short for all the other kids
>Hisses like a fucking lizard
>Im done with his shit so I walk towards him and am gonna confront him
>"HADOKEN"
>streetfighter.ppx
>Throws ball at me
>I sidestep that bitch
>Comes back
>Ball hits him square in the nose
>Screeches with the force of a thousand sums
>Bloody nose
>He says I threw the ball at him
>Another fucking week of detention

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Bump in the night

Part 5
>At the beginning of the year we are all issued iPads
>The Airdrop feature was a big hit among the 14 year old trolls
>Aaron took this to a whole new level
>Constantly Airdropping stupid pictures to people all over the class
>Starts getting more and more ambitious with his pictures
>Starts sending some of the drink bleach memes
>Allegedly sends one to the teacher's iPad while they are presenting (I wasn't in that class)
>Can't tie it to him difinitivelty though so no punishment
>Starts Airdropping even crazier shit
>The IT staff at school is incompetent so they can't find out who is doing it
>Starts Airdropping Rule 34
>The only time people receive it is when they are near him
>School still cant prove anyhing so they lock the name of each iPad to the name of the Student
>Fucking Airdrops a picture of Shrek with a gigantic dong to Whaleteach while he has a presentation on the whiteboard
>Directly under picture
>Accept this photo from "Aaron's iPad"?
>whatareyoudoinginmyswamp.pdf
>Whaleteach visibly screenshots
>Aaron finally gets in major trouble
>1 week out of school suspension and revoked technology privelages

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Part 6
>Aaron starts acting especially creepy this week
>He is angry that he had his tech revoked
>Stuff around the school goes missing
>Escalates over time
>Starts out with whiteboard markers
>Then electronic pencil sharpeners
>Locker Locks
>Clocks
>School installs security cameras
>Gets a video of Aaron trying to get a chair out of the Academic wing
>Towards the end of the Semester
>Find out from secratary that Aaron got expelled on behavior

I will bump while I read your faggotry

Part 7
>Back from Christmas break
>All students are informed in their science classes that there won't be any Labs for at least 6 weeks
>Turs out that the school needs funds for the science wing
>The new gas tank that fuels the chemistry room's bunsen burners and shit is empty (pic related)
>The gas line from the tank to the school was dug up and had a slit cut into it
>Video of someone in a black hoodie with an aerosmith album cover on it
>Aaron wore that same hoodie every day
>Try to find Aaron so they can charge him with it criminally
>Aaron and his mom couldnt be found
>Rumor starts that he moved to Canada but nothing for sure
>Even after this moron is gone he still haunted us
Last memorable story but will answer questions if asked

Lol outsmarted by a tard

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Do you remember his real name and everything? Ever put some time into a fb search to see what became of him?

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Your school seems to be awkward as fuck, if someone at my old highschool said that everyone would piss their pants.

yes i remember real name, but like i said nobody ever heard from him, he was probably too dumb to make a facebook. and this was not that long ago

>issued ipads

>14 year olds

18+ site.

Dude look him up I wanna know where he's at I bet he has one by now

sounds fun! my highschool is boring as fuck.

Dubs demand. Do it OP

TRIPS DEMAND

first iPad came out in 2010 asshole
> "and this was not that long ago"

he never said they were ipad 1s

If that's not a sign that Aaron himself wants to be found idk what is. C'mon OP do it

fine, will check.
return soon w/ results if i come up w any

I bet you he will be one of those people with a anime pfp

The first ipads issued to schools was in 2013, at best you barely make the cutoff.

I hate a tard greentext that seems like each section is unfinished and is written by one

true statement

If there is a God then this kid will have a legendary facebook

OP here
i checked all of the profiles on fb that even could have been him. I checked all that remotely looked like him or had non-person/anime profile pics
Nothing to be found

Bumping for knowledge

Thanks for checking OP. I stayed up just for that. Goodnight my retard Sup Forumsrethren

Going to check instagram to see if he still has a profile there. He had one in HS so ill check if its still up

Tuning into this...

Its literally just fucking this with no caption
pic related

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what is this

its just like 40 of these

wut do Sup Forums?

Message him