My wife is going on vacation next week for 25 days taking all our kids with her but one...

My wife is going on vacation next week for 25 days taking all our kids with her but one. I chose not to go because her family is fucking boring and if I go on vacation I want a beach within walking distance.

We've been married for 10 years.

Her friend, a pharmacist, much more successful than my wife, has a couple kids and is professional at work but some kind of crazy party woman at night.

This woman wants to hang out with me to "keep me company" while my wife is gone.

Do I accept this or hide as to not ruin my marriage.

what the fug's goin on in that gif

Aliens prop.

Segorny weaver loves her chiropractic sessions as much as the next lady.

You are about to get cucked m8.

If she's hot, accept

If not, don't

Also what kind of wife goes off on vacation without her husband?

Enjoy your cucking.

Man! They really knew their sex dolls back in the 80's.

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It is not your fucking blog

yea might as well

your wife is probably going to fuck an old fling when she is back in town

Just by reading the first part I can tell your marriage is falling apart, so you might as well hang out with that other chick and make it fall apart faster.

You're a guy, you should be a cheating slut anyway. It's only biological for you.

No idea.

My wife would say if you arent going im not going. Or she would suck my dick like a champ every night until I say fine bitch lets go.

The questing is should be cuck his wife with his wife's friend.

Sounds like you are currently failing a shit test. Never fuck one of your wives friends you fucking idiot

If you have to go out and get a escort a couple of towns over and only pay in cash

>not giving your wife a good dicking daily: the comic

I forgot.

This other chick hates niggers and jews and we all live in Idaho and love Trump.

Also my wife's Grandma has one foot in the grave and visiting that shit for over 3 weeks is NOT something I want to do.

>Wife going on vacation alone. You're going to get cucked. Might as well cuck back

aka being a dicklet and a pussy: the life

Sounds like you have a case of failing marriage

>My wife is going on vacation
>Her friend wants to hang out with me to "keep me company"
Sounds like a set up. Don't do it op

Nah it's really fine. I have shit to do here, she has to see her family who I don't like.

Marriage is fine.

The issue is this other chick.

What's wrong with me asking fucking Sup Forums HAHA.

I might as well ask my dog.

Let's talk about cucks and jews and shit like every single fucking day instead of something else.

Maybe your wife is hoping you cheat on her with her friend so she can divorce yo and take all your money :^)

Is putting your children through a divorce something you really want to end up doing? Because fucking you wife's friend will put you on those tracks and there will be no breaks my friend.
Your kids matter most and a strong family unit is essential. Work through the hard times don't just say fuck it because a new broad is around and you want to fuck some strange.
Lastly if you are really contemplating fucking some strange because you are frustrated with your wife going out of town to do something you don't want to do then you probably should find a way to work this out with her. This is a sign of underlying problems between you and her that NEED to be solved. See a personal therapist, see a marriage councilor do something that is not fucking your wife's friend and destroying your marriage.
Fucking your wifes friend will come back and bite you in the ass, it's not worth it to your kids. Your kids come first.

>grown man cant live on his own for 25 days

What kind of pathetic man are you?

Soviet face massage

If you have a prenuptial agreement. Do it. If not don't lose your hard earned money.

WTF is wrong with you you know how this story ends. You sound like a fucking sullen 14 year old boy. "I chose not to go because her family is fucking boring" harden the fuck up and be the leader of your family. Why the fuck are you not going you whiny little bitch.

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No seriously you shouldn't ask an Iranian duck feeding board about advice on your marriage. Look at us man, we watch anime and live on neetbux

Wouldnt be the first time someones wife asked her friend to try and fuck her husband. (She will rape you in court and take everything)

That requires OP to put others before himself and I don't think he is capable of that.

Do you not love your wife?

Also, I don't know why everyone is making a big deal about the vacation. The girl wants to see her family, completely normal and understandable, and the guy wants to do something else with his time, also understandable. I know that when I was a kid my mom and dad both used to take us on solo trips to see family if that's just how the scheduled worked out.

>getting married

for what reason?

It's a trap m8

Second this. Go and lead the family, do what you want to and have her and them follow your lead. Don't negotiate, just do.

Poster from Israel: Hey goy Destroy the basic building block of western White civilization.

If it's her friend your wife probably asked her to keep tabs on you in case you wanted to stay to get a sidechick.

American dream my Jewish friend. You wouldn't understand

More like the basic cucking block lmao

Also, western White civilization? people have been getting married since before white people have been in the west.

fuck a prostitute if sex with another woman is so important, do NOT shit where you eat ya dumb fuck.

Go see an escort if you need to get something out of your system

Cheat with her friend and its gonna come out eventually. Even if it doesn't it will only make you more paranoid that your wife's cheating on you

this

You're so fucking selfish how can you even be married?

>I chose not to go because her family is fucking boring and if I go on vacation I want a beach within walking distance.

This story is fake. Married guys would talk at work about how they had to go see her side of the family and the bullshit they had to deal with. It's part of the job.

Don't do it user. The only reason this woman wants to keep you company is because she iscjealous of your wife. Buckle down and just wack it forca few weeks. You will regret it if you cheat and even if you dont cheat ifcyourcwife finds out youvwere hanging with her friend shecwill get jealous. Not worth it.


t. Lawyer who has worked on more than a few divorce cases.

Uh, no. Don't accept.

>This woman wants to hang out with me to "keep me company" while my wife is gone.
>Do I accept this or hide as to not ruin my marriage.

Only if you think you can trust her while thrusting your throbbing cock in her and not tell anyone.

A russian guy is gently massaging m00t.

>Not being a fucking mature adult and taking the hit for your marriage by going with your wife
You sound like a self-absorbed faggot. Grow up.

>Idaho
Are you guys Mormon by chance? My wife's family is Mormon and from Idaho and I can't stand to spend more than a day with them. Her sister especially. 38 year old single uptight prudish virgin Mormon woman. I can't take the constant bombardment of Mormon bullshit they throw at me. I would fuck the sister in law though cuz she is smoking hot and a virgin.

Look, NO woman is innocent. NO woman deserves your respect. Your wife probably has cucked you already and you have never found out. If not, then she's only waiting for the right chance. Don't worry about your marriage, successful marriages are a myth - there's no such thing! If you really wanna stick your dick in that other lady, just do it. Don't even hide it, slap your wife to the face when you tell her you got your dick wet whole she was away and next time she should go on a vacation somewhere you wanna go because YOU ARE THE FUCKING BOSS!

>making women jealous is a bad thing
>won't entail wife to be better at sex than other woman
>other woman won't think the same

The man has everything to win.

looks like your marriage is falling apart and u just want to fuck some pussy which actually wants you. the unfortunate part will be that your kids will have to go through a divorce

shhh merchant, you can't break their narratives on their hugbox like that

The unfortunate part is that he has gotten a woman pregnant already.

>MMXVI
>falling for the marriage meme
Not even once!

Marriage is actually a Jewish construct. Our society was sexually free before Christianity. Look at the Greeks and Romans.

OP's marriage

Greeks and Romans had marriage as well. It's just a legal contract between two parties representing two families. Today, marriage is useless unless it's for business purposes. Economic benefit should be the main reason you get married in the first place.

You're saying just because other people have done it before that it isn't a building block. Have you thought that because the institution has been proven before that white Christianized peoples of Europe push it as important?

Shove your progressive globalist agenda of turning the whole world into degenerate Babylon up your ass.

total cuck avenue

if you even have to ask your marriage needs help.
get a marriage councillor or something, or maybe the time apart will actually help, absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Don't ruin your kids lives for the sake of some bitch who will no doubt brag to others she fucked you, women are bitches and will do that, even to hurt their best friends.

Hide bro, she sounds like a psycho. If you are horny just jerk off or get a hooker. Divorce is painful and expensive.

The other woman is a disaster waiting to happen. Unless you are OK with cheating on your wife, you probably don't want to put yourself in this situation.

You should use this time for bonding with your guy friends. Maybe goto a titty bar or something, but definitely do not pursue this other woman.

I knew Sigourney Weaver never got any good roles since Alien, but damn.

>Marriage is actually a Jewish construct. Our society was sexually free before Christianity. Look at the Greeks and Romans.
100% bullshit. "Sexual freedom" is a jewish construct and most of the shit you hear about Greeks and sex is exaggerated or taken out of context by modern jewish social engineers trying to degenerate our culture.

Our current concept of marriage is actually Germanic in origin and has absolutely nothing to do with Christianity other than the fact that it was absorbed into it (just like our pagan holidays). I'm not trying to trigger any Christbros btw

Jeopardize a 10 year marriage with children for 20 minutes of physical pleasure. Sure makes sense, why think with your head, when you can think with your dick.

protip: No matter how flawless your plan to keep it secret, it won't be.

Let her come over. When she does just be friendly, tell her shes attractive but you don't want anything to happen... you could never cheat on her... you love her too much.

Never have affair with woman you know, or someone who could potentially know your wife

She demands something, you can't deliver and you have mess at your hands. If you want pussy other than your wife, buy hooker. It's not worth it honestly, you'll end up being despised by your children and your wife ends up divorcing you.

If you want something different then do something for yourself. Start exercising, you are probably skinny fat. You'll feel better and you can make demands from your wife.

Well getting married in the first place was your mistake.

by her I mean wife obviously

>Marriage is about love
You're in for a shocker when you get older, then.

Your wife laid trap for you OP

>married, not living in a separate house

You know answer senpai. Even butt ugly, 25 days worth of sperm is too much sperm.

>babylon
Marriage existed all over the world in many different cultures leaf. It's amusing to see christcucks acting like it's their invention and anything else is a modification of that.

i'll trade these two pigs for that daughter wasn't a form of marriage commie.

oldfag candy assgot leave sigourney off this before i call the people's champions!

I've been married to the love of my life for six years. Met when she was 15, took each other's virginity, and ran away together when she had just turned 16. I've spent every single day of my life with her since then and we still start missing each other if we have to be apart for more than a few hours. I love her more than anything- sorry you haven't been lucky enough in life to find love.

The fact that you would ask a bunch of strangers on the internet leads me to believe you are just a degenerate fuck fishing for validation for your behavior. But here is your (you) anyway.

Truly not moot, he was never that handsome.
Marriage on the many styles that were used by the christians over the generations was not invented by them, that's a fact. There's no reason to get butthurt about it.

>This woman wants to hang out with me to "keep me company" while my wife is gone.
>Do I accept this or hide as to not ruin my marriage.
Don't user, it's a trap.
Either way, that's kind of patronizing, or she's trying to be a scumbag by going behind her friend's back and screw her husband (literally and figuratively).

>married six years
>thinks expert

kek. your face in four year's time when she hits the Wall.

this. It's a trap op!