You wake up in Bucharest...
You wake up in Bucharest
I get a plane ticket out of there before Gypsies drug me and steal my kidneys.
Check if my kidneys are where they should be
Funny considering its safer than almost anywhere in USA
>speaking of
>b-but Europe is nothing but Turks and refugees!
>b-but Europe is nothing but Turks and refugees
True for Western Europe
find out who pickpocketed me
In the early 20th century, Bucharest was known as the Paris of the East. That was before gommunism...
Even still it's like 5% of the population at worst.
that was Beirut, m8
I'm ok with this.
My network gives me free roaming in romania so i find a cheap air bnb for 2 nights and google some things to do in this city.
I'll find a bar to go to tonight and try to find a pretty girl to fuck, tomorrow I'll do the same.
Flights back to London are pretty cheap so I can get home Sunday evening and be back at work on Monday.
so was Warsaw and and Prague rofl, every big city in universe was called Paris at some point
iirc ceausescu destroyed most of the Parisien style buildings within the last five or so years of his reign.
But they are all concentrated in same places, my Grandma is Wien born and raised and refuses to go to the city anymore
>I'll find a bar to go to tonight
>going to a bar in Romania
Might want to follow the advice of afterwards.
Find a Romanian bf
Bucharest was also known as this. There are many "paris of"s
Bucharest is fine you wet fucking pussy
If it wasn't 7:00 AM over there, they'd probably be here to dispute this claim.
man are you fucking dumb why would people who want human parts target foreign tourist? they go for homeless people and people who are alone
>hobo goes missing
>american tourist goes missing
think which one pulls more attention, people here have such a weird view on Eastern Europe, only limiting factor is money, if you have enough of them you can live just like in Western Europe, the possibility is there, its just that most people work for slave wage
Find the puppeteer.
It has to be christmas tho
>Bukuresht
>Bukur esht
>20 year old Japanese university student raped, killed in Romania
japandailypress.com
Preparation comes early.
>Japanese cannibal killing and eating French people
BUT WAIT
>Japanese government does fuck all
>government does fuck all
Alright Zhang
>Junko Furuta
>dont leave our island propaganda
nice.
I get on a train and get home in 2 hours?
oh no
Budapest>>Bucharest
Oh fuck it actually happened.
nippon knows what's up
I celebrate that I am now in Europe and probably head to Poland.