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METAL GEAR!? Edition

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he tends to repeat himself an awful fucking lot and he seems pretty smug

I like this video on molymeme though

>open up a bunch of job postings
>i'll apply to them tomorrow
>continue shitposting
ah yes

Paha Sapa is the perfect gf

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r8 the last gun I bought

Remember that Kojima is An-cap
>military without borders
>black and yellow characters
>main character is known as "snake"

he mocks christians as much as he can but never does he say anything about muslims believing thats adultery can cause earthquakes

Wish a car company would make a small, cheap, and unsafe car that I can drive quickly in

Even sedans are huge

that's pretty fucking stupid. I notice a lot of "atheist youtubers" do that shit. the only ones I can think of that handle Islam often are unfunny, genuine fedora tippers (bible reloaded)

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What's been going on in America the past month?
I haven't been keeping up.

Militaries Sans Fronteires more like Militaries Sans Roads

Post the full thing you dumb nigger

Well Drumpf fired comey and then.. BOOM BIG REVEAL! ITS PICKLE RICK! haha

SOMEBODY HAS TO PAY

just fapped in my masturbatorium
bet you shits don't even have one in your house

*BURPPP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor takes a step back from the laughter to remember that G*d is indeed an opioid for the masses
Y-y-your parents are fucking idiots Morty every*URP*body is stupid except for me
>the redditor laughs at the joke but knows deep down that he and Rick are one in the same, misunderstood geniuses with no need for human companionship
WUBALABADUBDUB SCRUPPY POOPY DOOPY DOO
>The redditor gets Rick's edgy sense of postmodern abstract humor and posts a detailed review of the episode praising it's artistic merits
mmmm get schwifty, SZECHUAN SAUCE!
>the redditor's mind buckles beneath the weight of its own genius and he escapes into a state of intellectual nirvana

some trump controversy
some scientific breakthroughs
some good music
some shootings
and lots of americans looking blankly into space and wondering if they'll ever achieve what they see as their own american dream

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Isn't she beautiful, buds?

Warms my heart just looking at her :')

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youtube.com/watch?v=d47Jibt-EOE

he was so young, so full of hope and promise

ideas man is good

>say something meaningful and not autistic
>oyster: blahh blouuhhh BLEEEHHHH *STUPID POST DRIPS FROM ANUS (MOUTH)*
you make me this way

Rick and Morty is unironically a good show no matter how bad the fanbase may be.

Bucks county more like Cucks county lmoamoaoamoao

you don't understand the message behind the post

Is this a picture of "americans looking blankly into space and wondering if they'll ever achieve what they see as their own american dream"?

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Rick:
>"Its-its-its the Jews, Morty."

>You gotta be*UUURRP* careful about the Jews!"

>"I-I've been to over 2000 different universes M-Morty and the Jews own over half of them."

Morty:
>"But that's, that's imposs-possible Rick, they are only like, uh, a small percentage of the population. Gee Rick, don't you uh remember like what uh happened last time with the holocaust and the 6 million or something?

Rick
>"T-thats where you're*BURRP* wrong Morty. What do they teach you in that school of yours? How to be a *farts* cuck?"

>"H-h-here, watch this documentary I found on Youtube. It will catch you up to pace, Morty. The white man will *UURRP* rise again, Morty. Trust me, I've been to that timeline.”

it was made with love too

each bite caressing my taste buds and telling me everything will be alright

uhhhhhhh ummmm

i just want a fucking job lads

why won't they even give me a chance

>ith wath maythe with lub thoo

I'M SO FUCKING HIGH

It's the average american watching Rick and Morty and not giving one shit about political events other than "Muh drumpf"

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I have a date with a 50 year old woman tomorrow.
Dunno what to wear honestly, we're going to a pintxo bar hopping, but she wants to go to some higher class ones.

Maybe dress shirt and skinny shorts with casual dress shoes? I dunno if a button up short sleeve would be too causal. I don't want to be under or overdressed.

I'd ask /fa/ but they're out of touch with reality.

why

Macron?

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If you're overdressed you can take it off
Maybe a polo? I've always thought of buttoned up short-sleeves as tacky (or a meme if it's tropical/90s inspired).

wtf i h8 treyarch now!!!!!!!!!

thinking of bacon and eegs

Why are steak cut fries not the norm

nou

>saying no to money
As much as I dislike the things, I would sell-out (wouldn't go full mycraff though).

buds buds

d-do you like me

What is this shit

thinking of speeding across the deserts in the southwest under the stars at night

this
Never cared for KFC's though

go away to your gf

OF COURSE WE DO :)))))

Turning on the news and seeing all those crimes the narcos do makes me want to drop a nuke here

did a good poo

Because I want to stick my dick in her vagina. What a dumb question.

future far right macron

what do gf's feel like?

choot'em

>fucking 50 year old women and having sex casually
you truly are sick in the head

like pronouncing your vowels properly

sure

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thanks

not a fan of this meme

What was the director thinking???

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went to the largest shopping centre on the entire continent today buds

i do it often but i also did it today

>noth a fath of ths meme

In n out is only good if you get extra fry sauce on your burger

the government should sacrifice the narcos just like our ancestors did

You're speaking a european language on a foreign continent, it cannot be saved or preserved.
See also: Afrikaans

I was considering a polo, but what if it's too casual?

why would 'not' have an h sound

hmmm?

Idk it's passable as formal in most US normie places

is not fry sauce dummy

used to live near there myself
now i live near the largest single-level shopping centre in Alberta

hwæt!

normie Americans wear graphic tees and cargo shorts

chinook centre?

The gf

Should I spam this thread once again with MGTOW crap?

literally nothing wrong with graphic T's

We really do dress like children. Dress your best everyday, you feel how you look.

the gf

jorts and 'flops 4 dayz

only i can spam these threads

welp gn

Haven't smoked weed in over 4 months

Can you believe it?

crossiron
chinook has multiple levels i guess

*enters your dreams at high velocity*

>being proud of a huge mall

why is alberta such a shithole?

the english rose gf
only mall i've been to in calgary is crossiron

What do you think 50 year olds look like? Do they look like grannies in Finland or something?

The gf.

properly sized jorts have their place, just not everyday
Unless they go over your knees

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kind of a shit mall tbqh
west ed has more attractions