What's the best part about Canada?

What's the best part about Canada?

Welcoming the Muslim hordes with open arms

Free health care.

Nothing.

Nothing.

The nothingness is my favorite part

justin trudeau will die someday

the Atlantic part

wanna see my best part OP ?

Shut up you Acadian. You don't count.

Living in the country directly south of it

mexico?

Everything is so PC that you don’t even have to worry about thinking freely for yourself bro. It’s so easy.

get out shitskin

the wildlife

Newfoundland is not Acadian nigger

It’s impending annexation by the USA.
Allahu Akbar, Leafie.

leafing

the wpg jets

Brock Lesnar

That glorious combination of British freedom and American sophistication.

i think you got that backwards

strippers

the west coast bois

No, that was perfect

Aside from having to sacrifice a kidney and your first born child to afford rent, Vancouver Island is basically paradise.

The US border
>and i guess our embassies

The only parts that suck are the big cities and they're the only parts anybody pays attention to. Sad part is they aren't really Canadians they're full of imports and college neo-libs.

truth. it gets cheaper the farther up north of the island you go though

-a bit less bureaucracy than the U.S.
-healthcare (though its not as good as people make it out to be)
-slightly more comfy suburbia

but seriously though, change the miles to km and gallons to liters, and you got the northern US
its really not that different

True. I own a business in Victoria, so I don't want to be too far away at any given time. Paying $1625 a month to rent a place that'd be $850 a month in Ontario is suffering.

best things about canada are prostitutes and weed. get with the program USA!

being that much closer to a real country

Yeah but in Ontario they tax absolutely everything so you'd get fucked in other ways. They're trying to add a tax to employee discounts soon.

ouch, there's always langford but that's a shitty commute into the city

im fat so probably goin with poutine

Mine is already taxed. Shows up on the T4 somewhere. Its a "taxable benefit" I think. Shitty Loblaws.

eh bud did they beat the oilers last night? went to bed after 2nd period

Man I fucking hate those leeches. They'd tax you for breathing if they could. They tax our booze, they tax our smokes, they tax the gas because the price drops, the first fucking thing they mention when they propose legalizing weed is how they're gonna fuck you up the ass with taxes, they tax us for healthcare then they let you die at the emergency waiting room while they go treat some paki immigrant for a cough cause they showed up before you. God I fucking hate our gov't right now.

Pretty much all the big cities are awesome. I say this as a rural Nova Scotian who's visited them all and lived in several of them.

no shit tobacco and booze are taxed, they cause cancer/other major health complications that the rest of the population has to pay for with tax dollar to their healthcare. The sin tax exists for a reason

It's actually false that smokers are a net cost to the healthcare system. The reason is that smokers die sooner, and don't end up with years and decades of chronic care associated with old age.

I'll smoke to that!

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I live on the border to Quebec and Ontario. The big cities are fun to visit, but they're hell to live in. I fucking hate the attitude people develop when they live there too long. A month was my max time I could stand being in Toronto.

They may not be the NET cost (fucking obviously), but they still play a significant part. If smokers didn't exist, we would pay less tax

Tell me more buddy

Tobacco and booze are taxed insanely in Ontario. Ask Ontarians from around here where they buy their booze and they sure as shit don't say the lcbo, everyone just goes to the Quebec side and buys from the saq.

it's so much cheaper in Quebec, true

Look retard. Smokers pay a big fucking chunk of taxes. Without all the bullshit taxes a pack would cost 3 or 4 bucks max but they cost 14 for fuck's sake.

as they fucking should

I’m not your buddy, friend

being next to America.

Sadly accurate these days

Somalis. Knock out game/polar bear hunting. Muslims. Stinky people. Heroin. More heroin. Heroin injection sites. People shooting up heroin in public parks. Synth weed. Gang violence. Everyone's so doped up they don't know how to walk straight. Granola bars and cyclists. Too much hash. Homeless people. Gang rapists. Everyone above 12 deals molly.

5-2 jets

>these people deserve to suffer because authority figures instructed me to hate them as a small child

hey, if you wanna be a drain on our healthcare system your going to fucking pay for it friend.

That's Costa Rica.

kek,
>other people should have to pay for me to ruin my health and be a detriment to society

>muh drain on healthcare
Might as well drop universal healthcare and make people pay like the states at that point.

Ha! I like that. Which part of the island are you from? Nanaimo myself

nice trips even though you're a sheep retard

the prostitutes

it's more corrupt than america. trudeau family

Quebec

isis recruitment tool. so suck a kebab sand nigger

lol, nice hitler dubs even though you are a "regular" faggot

Canada is like a prison for leafs.

some get out, but most don't. that is good enough for me

1488 is Hitler dubs.

the quebec

>no mass shootings on a daily basis
>free healthcare
>sane politicians on both sides
>politically moderate populace
>practically no terrorism
>well-liked around the globe
>environmentally conscious
>beautiful landscapes
>Toronto
>Hockey
>Charter of Rights and Freedoms
etc…

Canada took the best elements of Europe and the US and did them better.

Fuck off Justin, nobody is buying it you commie

>sane politicians
>Toronto
All our politicians for the past decade have been greedy power hungry psychos. (Especially in Ontario)

You're right, Newfies are worse

agreed, i think a vast majority like trudeau, but everyone else below that, in ontario, from provincial to muncipal (at least for toronto) like toronto city counsillors are just fucking retarded and are making decisions for a city they know absoloutely nothing about

Everybody liked Trudeau until he started doing stuff. Most people I talk to hate him. I'm not talking municipal. I'm talking about that stupid dyke Kathleen Wynne and the retard before her Dalton McGuinty. They lost hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars and their constant tax schemes are what's crippled our healthcare here.

Trudeau lied from the get-go. Everyone's just fucking us.

the fact I don't live there

Was just knockin' some pink salmon out of the mouth of the Frasier a few weeks ago. Pic related.

Wouldn't live in BC if you paid me tho.

agreed, they're so unbelievably corrupt, its absolutely amazing how they're not in prison - and this is a sentiment shared by millions and i believe a large majority of ontarians

living in the far north and laughing as the south commits suicide

It freezes solid for six months

no the one with schools and jobs that all the mexicans want to go to becuase mexico is so shit they dont even want to be in their own country. Its called United States of America. The new world, the future, mankinds best hope for survival. Except for Canada and Russia which are shit wholes that only curd eating fatties can survive cause of the extreme weather.

Marijuana dispensaries all around, basically treated legal since it's overlooked.

Decent poutines.

Stop over in Newfoundland and get smashed, then have a picture with Captain Dildo.

>The new world
>the future
Oh, you mean Mexico.

>Except for Canada and Russia which are shit wholes that only curd eating fatties can survive cause of the extreme weather.
And then Zika mosquitos migrated north up to Iowa due to climate change.

Mexico will be uninhabitable at sea level due to heat by 2150.

The girls you fags anyone who didn't say that is a fag like 50 percent of porn stars are Canadian

>clean coal helps spread zika to US
Oops.

.... toronto is a plus?

It's just so civilized and safe.

Vancouver.`That's literally it. The most beautiful city I've ever been to and I'm a frequent traveler. Been to LA, New York, Portland, Seattle, Chicago, Paris, Milan, Rome, Tokyo, Toronto, Montreal, London, Marrakesh, Madrid, Berlin, Miami, and none of them have captivated me as much as Vancouver. Truly a gem. It's almost worth it to live in poverty just to move there.

Everything else about Canada is pretty garbage.

Well fuck your access to clean water, too.

Not just doing stuff, saying stuff. Praising Fidel Castro? Praising China's dictatorship? The man gives ten million dollars of tax payer money to a terrorist but can't spend a fucking dollar to put out the forest fires in BC and Alberta? It's criminal how this man can even continue to run. For ten years we had a good thing with Harper. And this clown destroys all of it in two.

Vancouver is almost entirely clean everything. Clean water, renewable energy, lumber, frequent rain, if ever there was a zombie apocalypse, Vancouver is where you would want to make you way. It's abundant in natural resources. Doesn't ever get too cold that animals hibernate in secret, never gets too hot that you're boiling alive. It's perfect. It rains a lot, but it's perfect.

everything

Harper was a little retarded, wasn't a big fan, but Trudeau makes him look like perfection in comparison.

Vancouver's got some pretty dirty needles with it's heroin epidemic.

As someone who lives in Ottawa and is 5 minutes away from Quebec I can say he's right