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alri thailad edition

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gas the middle class

my coffee machine woke as fuck tho

>sent 45 minutes ago
>last online 12 minutes ago
>not seen
thinking of a 'cide

alri

Mao and Stalin made an attempt at socialism but failed sweety x
Pretty sure your the person who doesn't even understand the ltv

might move to new zealand and live alone in the mountains stealing sheep from nearby farms to survive

Last message I ever sent to the oneitis

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>caffeine slave
'ck off norman

Love how Australians frantically scurry around, racing each other to make the next thread for their British superiors to make use of.

Can just imagine their spindly little fingers frantically typing out subject lines and them sitting there sweating in the blazing heat of the Australian sun waiting for their internet to upload a small image of a frog. Love it.

Feeling rather worse for wear. Had too much vodka.

Going to have some marmite on toast soon.

umm they failed because it's impossiblee sweetie

fool it never was delivered
that message wouldn't even exist on her fb

Mug of hot bovril followed by an extra hot Bloody Mary with brekkie does it for my hangovers

type "please respond" for banter

>marmite
dire

May I come?

hate how hot females refuse to acknowledge me

fuck off

>impossible
Um no sweetie x pic rel not only that but most people agree the black book of communism is wrong

>that virgin vocabulary

That sounds good. Is hot Bovril nice?

Could do with a fry up but don't want to leave the house.

alright but only i get shagging privileges for the stolen sheep

>opening with a question
setting yourself up for failure mate

the internet threatens to break the jewish strangehold on media

that uncoloured checkmark means it was never sent lmao

fuck haha

btw you don't love her at this point its probs just obsession

Spoon of bovril dissolved in a mug of hot water. Sounds grim but there's something about it that's just perfect when you arrive home drunk at night or hungover in the morning.

It's probably just my body craving liquid and salt after all the booze but it's just top notch

>when u have one too many pints and you become a bit hearing impaired

is it just me lads

pint wanker loves his fucking pints

she never got it mate
are you friends on facebook? it may be one of those 'requested messages' that people rarely check

do you ever leave /brit/?

swear you're on here all day every day now

Pakis? No
Pizza? Possibly
Pints? Yes

don't come an inch nearer my country you disgusting pseudo-yank mongoloids

i reckon being a pint man is possible if you start drinking at say 7:00 in the morning and finish at 1 in the morning.

18 hours - a pint an hour + a few hours where you have 2 - you could fairly easily get up to 25 pints in a day without being overly drunk i reckon.

whats funny about this picture

having a lovely cup of tea

Yeah but she's married and lives in the US now anyway

didn't know a thing about girls back then

pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints

hostrelian internet hohohohoho can't even deliver fooken fb messages

That pizza is still 100% salvageable thanks to the clever chap who thought to put that paper in the box

pizza isn't actually touching the flaw.

>say something retarded
>get btfo
>y-your autistic
I only talk politics when people say dumb shit x intresting how no one conplains about pol posting though

it's alright m8, my dad was kiwi and part maori to boot, i probably have more right to live and fuck sheep there than you do

what the heck is up with bovril

sounds quite comfy 2bh lol

Looks like Tim with tits

>25

amateur. a REAL pintman can easily put away well over 30 pints a day

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Currently messaging 5 different attractive girls (and no not on Tinder). 3 of them have boyfriends but still wabt to message me all the time. Shagged two of them recently and they still message me and haven't told their boyfriends. One of them said she can "multitask". Absolutely dire girls can't believe they think I'd use them for anything other than sex after that

I'm trying to cut down on coffee at work... Tried tea but it makes me nauseous after a few. Might have to try Bovril.

i dont think people get drunk from pints. they just get gassy, sick and experience the placebo effect such as with yanks kegging light beer

you'd be fucked by midday

lmao... i'm only at 5x500ml pints a day

but i drink it all within 1 hour

bit sad don't u think

You spackers probably have a shit clone of it made by some yank company and laced with sugar, much like vegemite

lmao whitey btfo

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30 is admittedly more difficult because you're going to have to have a few more hours where you drink 2.

what do you define as "Sup Forumsposting"
there's actually not many Nazis in /brit/ and if people talk about da joooz it's usually tongue in cheek

being right-of-centre is not being Sup Forums btw

we don't have it at all


it sounds disgusting like drinking warm beef stock

Better men than us have tried and succeeded

rude

>have to put subtitles on some films because Americans mumble and I can't always understand them

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THAILAD

you don't love pints if you can't down 20-30 on an average weeknight, 30-40 on the weekend and 50+ on a bank holiday

t. loves pints

>being right-of-centre is not being Sup Forums btw
Never said that but alri' pol posting is posting pol shit on here. I don't even normally post about politics in here sweety x

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what?

Beef stock is delicious you maggot. Never speak to me again unless it's to grovel at my feet with an apology for existing. Worm.

>5-6 pints
>fucked

fuck off nonce

let's not forget create and enforce the convention of human rights

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MAGGIE MAGGIE MAGGIE

>one thing affects us and our lives
>the other doesn't

hmm, pondering on this

Imagine getting drunk off Guinness, your stomach would probably explode

>Ethnomasochism

Thats her boyfriend if I remember

>it's alright if it doesn't affect me

i still play pokemon go

got a pichu hatched from an egg and recently evolved it to a pikachu

what is the alcohol content of a "pint?"

this just shows they don't mean the 'ooga booga i'm hiding in the bushes about to pounce on you at the bus stop' rape. they mean the 'we flirted and you got cold feet during or afterwards rape'

nah that's the boyfriend

4-5%

5% if you're one of the cool kids

buff

fuck off you nonce

'nce

basically, yeah

Must be mental to be a yank and realise your grandchildren are all gonna be mixed race

White people donate billions to Third World Countries every year

>white people please save the world!

Hate whites
Love blacks
not racist just don't like em simple as

isn't that that girl that was on dr phil
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striking resemblance tbquiteh

not even trying to creep but how does a barely teenage girl have breasts so big? no way they're implants right?

I have a confession to make, lads. Bulgarian dark beer is literally shit-tier. Do not ever drink it if you come here on vacation.

What age would you lads guess this lady is?

How old is she? Great chebs

>having children ever being a remote possibility

you dont know where you are do you?

*enters the thread*

heh, so this is /brit/? heh...