Picture this. The year is 2017 we have instant information at our fingertips on any place on planet earth at any time. Despite this fact a small group of past worshipping larpers choose to use records to listen to music.
The most impractical music format that has ever existed. One that has no single redemable aspect apart from "it makes me feel cool"
These ninnys, these pink nippled, eyes too far apart, hips protruding, titty twister nilly nallys, in their moms basement, larping. Larping as Le gentlemen from an era that is long dead. Like a nigger, never progressing, not moving with the times. what a shame that this is what society has led to. A generation of men who act like women
shittiest thread of the day and that is saying something
Jeremiah Lee
>wahhh stop telling me I wasted all of my money on literal trash I don't like it
Dylan Adams
nice post bitch but you amd the resr of this site know my eyes are way too close together
Thomas Flores
Get fucked ninnys
Alexander Thompson
I just like vinyl because of the bigger artwork to be honest, yes it sounds a tiny bit better but not even that much in my opinion.
Eli Adams
I'm rich. I'll spend my money however I please
Ian Stewart
>can't afford to listen to music in an audiophile grade format >comes to an anime board to project his frustration
this fucking guy
Jacob Nguyen
Cassettes are the fedora choice, they're what's used for tryhard metal, noise, etc.
Vinyl is for the hipsters, scramz, indie folk, etc. press on vinyl exclusively most of the time
Robert Young
I'm not into records myself but I guess they're looking for this authentic vibe or something like the music is literally engraved into the thing and there's the machine that reads it and it's pretty cool I guess idk
why all the hate
Cooper Garcia
Pic related: it's you
John Wood
Do you ride a penny farthing too, kid?
Ryder Harris
I'm rich, so yes I do
Christian Rodriguez
Good day to you sir
Anthony Ortiz
How about you give an actual reason vinyl is inferior rather than using ad hominem to try and say "here's why YOU'RE inferior" rather than "Here's why I think your choice is inferior". Basically, instead of actually sparking a discussion, you're being a total cunt.
Zachary Edwards
Found you
Joseph Foster
Thank you. I love being wealthy
Grayson Scott
I'm guessing you've never had a meaningful discussion about anything in your life.
Evan Evans
Is this your computer kid? Hahahahaha fag
Adam Garcia
Nope. I'm too rich to be using that! haha
Logan Bell
Deep vinyl collecting intellectual detected
Jordan Stewart
What about CDs
Jayden Gutierrez
I appreciate the compliment. At least someone around here acknowledges my intelligence
Zachary Wright
Cd collectors are a different kind of hat collector
Oliver Rivera
You're trying very hard to sound like an intellectual yourself, so I'm guessing all of these pictures are actually of you and you're trying to project your own self-hatred into random strangers you've never met because you hate what you've become and you wish your dad talked to you more and that you hadn't said what you did to that friend who committed suicide.
Colton Perry
but are they bad?
Logan White
found you
Juan Evans
Why do people reply to these threads? Ever? They're literally made by some pathetic fuckwit who literally has nothing better to do than piss people off online. Now think about the kind of sad life that individual lives. In their real pathetic life. This is how they spend their days.
Colton Collins
Pic related: it's you
Elijah Reyes
I'm flattered you're taking pictures of me. I'm already taken though. Sorry mate
Hudson Nguyen
Yes
Dude unplug your type writer and get with the times
Justin Price
It's easy to lose track of just how profoundly sad most of the Internet is. Like, anyone who makes an "online presence" anywhere (message boards, online games, Facebook, YouTube comments, etc.), is like a walking, tragic short story, invariably.
This includes people who repost threads over and over.
Aaron Russell
>This is how they spend their days. Let's try our best to not alienate him. He clearly needs the attention.
David Collins
Hehehehe im so quirky
I love vintage things, my record collection is my life, type writers
Blake Allen
You need help, user. It's okay
Eli Young
>before the hat he was nothing
Henry Bailey
There's people out there who love you and will help you. It's not too late
Remove the hat, it's blocking blood circulation to your inner neurons kid
Kevin Moore
Diagnosed autism seriously though don't laugh
Michael Long
I honestly do it for the novelty of owning a physical representation of music I like but I agree that when people buy records too intentionally in a way that feeds their ego it really does piss me off. I had a friend I got into collecting records and it was a huge mistake, he got way to fucking into it. He changed his instagram name from "user" to "user_vinyl" and started posting exclusively records and used like a million vinyl hashtags for every post. I would use this obsession as a mechanism to introduce new music to him (we were in a band together) and I'd bring albums for him to borrow and he'd like that but the second I brought him anything on CD he couldn't have given less of a shit. And then he began collecting cassettes too which is probably the only worse thing that could've happened. And vinyl was all he goddamn talked about, it was so retarded. He talked about how he figured out how to rip vinyl to cassette like it was the coolest fucking thing to be talking about and it just pissed me off. It's not that he just did collecting records as a novelty, it was just in a way that fed into his ego, like he actually thought collecting albums was something that made him better/cooler. Fucking dumbass
Jackson Stewart
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Owen Campbell
actuallly user CASSETTE TAPES are the most useless form of music. low fidelity, and often disintigrate
w-w-why would you rip vinyl to cassette, what the hell?
Kayden Anderson
Lol you know that's playing as an MP3 right?
I tip my hat to you my good sir, classy stuff
Aaron Jenkins
you got triggered as fuck and i'm happy for it
Alexander Nguyen
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Logan Sullivan
It's literally a reaction to how instant everything is. When you have everything on spotify, its a lot less special. But when you get a fucking RECORD, its a piece of music you can hold. Something tangible. Special. Kys.
William Reed
Maybe you should stop this. You've reposted threads similar to this one multiple times at least yesterday and today, and I think that you should use your time at least a bit better.
Austin Morales
This op. It's like when you get that box fresh trillby out the mail box unwrap it in the kitchen. Auntie looks over "you look like a handsome detective"
It's about the moment not the hat, the hat is just the vessel
Brayden Cruz
To keep the record as an archival medium. People, even "audiophiles" used to do that back in the '80's so they wouldn't wear the record out or so they could listen to the music on their walkmans (walkmen? idk I'm not a hipster)
Chase Fisher
>"I collect records"
Yes goy, spend $40 on music.
Ryder Torres
I tip my hat to you, well played good sir
Cameron Jackson
Are you going to post this every single day?
Grayson Adams
I've spent hundreds. I'm filthy rich
Chase Gonzalez
Hehehe I'm just old skool
You wouldn't get it
Logan Ortiz
"Your troll humor is fading, I feel it fade" It was funny at first, but now you're just repeating the same reaction images each thread. And, of course, you're reposting the threads.
Caleb Phillips
My hat is your hat good sir
Jeremiah Thomas
I get that but there's literally no reason to do that now other than for novelty's sake
Colton Williams
Some people find them decorative. I'm no hipster but I have a few artists records that I like to display around the house.
Luis Howard
Are hats decorative too?
Ayden Sullivan
>being so poor you're upset about people buying inexpensive hunks of wax
whew
Aiden Collins
Who /hipster/ here?
Easton Foster
I totally get that, I indulge in that too much myself, I just think recording vinyl into cassette in 2017 is retarded
Jordan Reed
>this fucking thread OP is operating on a higher level and has literally BTFO of everyone here