What do you do when your girlfriend is a nudist and you have 3 male roommates?
My girlfriend moved in with me tonight. She is a nudist. Her parents are both nudists and she was raised to think of the naked body as natural and not sexual. I tried to tell her not to go walking around nude in front of our roommates and she smirked at me and then immediately walked out into the living room, pulled her dress over her head revealing a completely nude body and sat down on the couch between two of them.
She just looked at me and said, "What? I gotta be me. Might as well get this over with."
She then proceeded to tell my roommates that she is a nudist and started talking about her childhood and eventually said that they should expect to see her walking around without any cloths on. My roommates were very, very supportive. They were smiling ear to ear. then started teasing me, telling me that I shouldn't act so possessive and talking about how I should be more accepting of who she is. It was all tongue and cheek and she laughed. I faked laugh, but underneath I was really mad.
We sat around and talked for a few hours, drinking beer and smoking weed as we discussed our new living situation. Specifically, what it was going to be like having a girl in the house living with us. She kept getting up and going to the kitchen to get beers for us. When she did that, all three of my roommates just stared at her body as she walked into the kitchen and back, practically drooling and she seemed to like their attention. It really bothered me.
I eventually just went back into our bedroom and left them there. They were just straight up flirting with her and I couldn't take it anymore. I don't know how I feel about this now that she's living here.
Did I fuck up?
Samuel Morales
tell that bitch to where clothes
Asher Robinson
Take lots of pics of her around the house and with your friends, and post them here. Then give her an orgasm.
Julian Baker
She's going to end up fucking one if not all of them. Sorry user, it's the truth.
Josiah Phillips
You are a sad pathetic cuck. Dump her or watch her get dicked by two Chads.
PICK ONE.
Jack Clark
What do you do when people keep posting the same shit over and over again?
Bentley Reyes
just say "were done you whore" or kick them all out
Logan Powell
...
Josiah Wilson
Hey, brilliant idea here, kill the heater, or rig the ac to be stuck on. If shes cold, she'll wizen up
Luke Harris
Stop being a faggot and keep her as a fuck doll. Go get a real girlfriend. Keep her as a roommate and pork her.
Ryder Bell
it's called setting rules... idgaf if you're a nudist you're going to wear clothes when other people are here... (in a nicer more persuasive way of course) quit being such a beta bitch... just cuz she want's to do something doesn't mean you can't put your foot down
Jayden Ross
This. Where the fuck do you live OP? I wear clothes to keep warm
Hudson Richardson
This is the sorriest thread ever. OP has no fucking balls.
Juan Nelson
Story is a lie. No beers in fridge.
Josiah Phillips
>where
Levi Long
What do you do when your pasta is so fucking stale and everyone in the thread sees it?
Xavier Edwards
Since trips. Sigh. Clearly you are uncomfortable with this, OP. Have a talk with her explaining your feelings. Then break up with her after 4some. Duh.
Landon Gray
>Did I fuck up? yes, the story was unbelievable and lacked a compelling narrative
Benjamin Davis
welcome to Sup Forums
Jacob Hughes
Dont date a nudist and get mad at them for being a nudist.
Joshua Sanchez
What did you do since the last time this stale shit pasta was posted, op?
Jackson Bailey
do u have pictures? it wouldn't be porn since its the natural naked body...
Jace Davis
Yeah pretty much this. Date people for who they are, not who you wish they were.
Andrew Gonzalez
Stale ass copypasta
Daniel Richardson
Why do you have 3 roommates? Get a job.
Asher King
I grew up as a nudist. Either your girlfriend is telling you shit or nudism is different outside of Germany. Here it goes like this: If there is one not nudist in the group who is not close friends or family everyone gets dressed out of politeness. Like when we speak German to each other but if there is one person in the group who does not we all switch to english, french, spanish or so. Same principle about putting clothes on.
James Sullivan
lmao, this cuck
Charles Ross
Yeah. It doesn't work like that in the states. We're all individualistic and shit. I mean, this thread is copy/pasta, but as a naturist, I can tell you, at home, we do are thing, and if someone if uncomfortable, there's the door.
Sebastian Green
*our. Sorry.
Andrew Powell
Realistically the second one will happen op just needs to decide if he wants to be cheated on or not
David Roberts
the fact that you haven't been posting her body all over this thread says a lot. how are we, intellectuals, supposed to gage if you should be worried without 10-35 full nude pictures. My track pad is full of lube right now but even I can tell you to get it together OP.
Joseph Lopez
I pray for better paste going forward
Nolan Jenkins
stop fucking posting this bait shit
Benjamin Miller
AGAIN YOU DAMN CUCK. GTFO and END IT
Jose Carter
Ok seems weird. But allright. Nothing about the US really astonishes me anymore.
Isaac Lopez
Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
Logan Ward
This gets posted every week. Enough already.
Cameron Howard
Your girlfriend is a mega slut. If you're not into being cucked, get rid of her.
Dylan Kelly
Kek
Zachary Nelson
That said, in a room full of non-naturists, I'm clothed. Actually, most of this time of year when it starts getting cold, I have lots on.
James Sanders
uh quit being a cuck and tell her to get the fuck out bc u have too much self respect to be with her.
Jackson Myers
Serious question, doesn't being that degenerate bother you?
Hunter Hughes
>ITT: Stories that aren't true, talked about by circle jerking faggots with an agenda to push. Start a less obvious thread next time.
Leo Miller
This an old copypasta, get new material
Kevin Allen
Not at all. You walk into a naturists house and expect everyone to put on their clothes to make you feel less beta? No thanks.
Dylan Morales
/thread
Brandon Phillips
who keeps peanut butter in the fridge? weirdos!
Henry Lewis
how retarded can one op be
Camden Thomas
She wants to cuck you. Dump her immediately. Being nudist doesnt mean you dont understand people who are Not nudist. Really Dude. Dump her or one day you will see her getting fucked from all your roommates. She probably already got fucked by one of them.
Isaac Gray
Just let them fuck her ,she is in her natural habitat just being a Cum bucket ! Videotape and post a link
Logan Russell
So then why don't you start walking around naked too?
Wyatt Watson
How many time?
Tyler Perez
Autistic works of fiction.
Wyatt Russell
You should become a nudist with here and make your roommates uncomfortable