You wake up in the middle of the night and see these 2 people standing over your bed

You wake up in the middle of the night and see these 2 people standing over your bed

what do you do Sup Forums?

SCREAM IN FEAR

Cry

Advise them that the niggers house is next door.

trick or treat

Beg them for cummies

same

howdy tyler

Falcon punch both in the throat and spam the up d pad button
>yyyyessss
>yyyyessss
>yyyyessss
>yyyyessss
>show me ya moves
>yyyyessss
>yyyyessss
>yyyyessss

tryna smoke a fat doink????

break the knife, take the gun and beat them both to death with it
jesus christ they don't even lift

jokes on you Im a tweaker so I dont sleep much

Ask if they would like to indulge in a chicken tender tray from the local cookout eatery

ask where the closest chili's is

And how are yu going to do that when you can't even get off your fat ass and do something you nigger

call them niggers and hope for the best

call the tard wrangler

Beg god for forgivness

say that to my face bitch i'll fight you irl
i'll steal your dog and crap in your mailbox

Call their mom and tell her to come and get them

What's it like?