What keeps you from having a girlfriend?

what keeps you from having a girlfriend?

lack of interest

Honestly don't care.

Would rather watch House of Cards alone and have money.

Just get a girl that is willing to split the bill when ever you go out.

That's what I did.

Lack of inetrest and I'm kinda shy

Knowing that I'll get bored of her after a month and will have to do the whole "deer in the headlights" dumping thing again

Because I wifed her ten years ago.

awareness that you can only invest in so many things to do any well

Good on you bro. hope it lasts a long time.

My wife

I'm not into the drama.

pic is a nice reflection of your inner state

I usually break things off the very first time a chick tries to shit-test or manipulate me. Needless to say my relationships don't ever last long enough to become really BF/GF territory.

It is really amazing to me just how casually disrespectful most women are towards men, even the ones they are supposedly attracted to. I can treat them like shit, or like queens, and it's always the same thing.

>get close
>oops I'm attracted to this guy, I better try to FUCK WITH HIM :) to see how he reacts
>Omg he didn't like being manipulated?! WTF :((((( no dont break up?! :(((

I'm really not that interesting.
I wouldn't want to hang out with me so why would someone else?

I left my house 5 months ago last time.

I would want to hang out with you
So we can poopsmoke som fine dankass butthash

having a fiancee, getting married in a few months from now
that's what's keeping me from having a girlfriend

Can't find a qt trap

this.

most people take so long to realize it, but they don't have SOs because they refuse to accept personal responsibility, and improve upon their faults, like depression

or, you can wear depression like a leather jacket, show it off to all your friends, and complain about being friend zoned at the same time

so it's common you have them messing with you just to see how much shit you'll take?

I was in the same position until she left me for seemingly no reason
shit was dope

My complete inability to keep a conversation going

My complete inability to talk to girls I like without acting like a retard

My below average looks

Its a shitty life, I want it to end soon.

they all do this. it took me until fucking 27 years old to realize all these girls have a point where they test the power dynamics ("shit test").

that was the first time I realized and walked straight out, her demeanor changed and she tried to stop me - after that I only occasionally replied to her texts and never saw her again.

feelsgoodman.jpg

that was me and my Ex, she was pretty tumblr-y and had PTSD from our first breakup or something?
tl;dr fast forward 2 years later, she tried breaking up with me three times in a week , then got mad at me for agreeing with her the third time.

No lifer, Dont come out much, a girlfriend would be nice tho

I haven't had sex in 4 years.

Sane, attractive, single women my age don't exist. I'm no longer interested in searching.

The fact that I don't want one, I don't really like being with other people, I'd rather be by myself listening to music or watching a nice movie.

why not listening to music or watching a nice movie with someone,
it's like doing nothing but with someone beside you,
it's pretty comforting even when the two of you don't really speak for long periods of time.

In no particular order.
Porn addiction
Can't drive
Low sense of self esteem
Fear of a broken heart
Boring/ Uninteresting

I manage to reel them in just fine. Then once I get really invested everyone seems to bail

Feel pretty uncomfortable watching movies with people.
Listening to music is one of my favorite things, and something I'd rather do alone.
And then again I am most likely asexual as I've never been attracted to anyone, and never felt love, but who can say, could just be that someone who fits me hasn't appeared yet.

I hire hookers to go home when I am done fucking them. Girlfriends hang around too long to get in the way of me making money. Somehow, they think that I fuck them, I own the something. Cash is king. All girls are whores, they just have different price levels.

Tired of the lies and bullshit i had to put up with from the last one. Id rather be alone and less miserable than with someone full of shit.

>Tired of the lies and bullshit i had to put up with from the last one. Id rather be alone and less miserable than with someone full of shit.
Pay a stripper, they have better stories to tell.

At this point in my life I kinda just want to live in the woods.

My incestuous relationship with my sister

Hot.

I got molested by a teacher when I was a kid and now I fear sexual intimacy.

Meant for this one.

I haven't found the right one yet.

Awesome. You only have fixable problems. Get working bud

Plot twist: she's only 6 years old and doesn't understand what you're doing.