I'm scared Sup Forums. This happened during the last half hour or so.
>me laying in bed watching youtube videos >suddenly I hear a pretty loud knock coming from my front door >bathroom faucet turns on for a second and instantly turns off >some weird cracking noises in the hallway like the kind your joints make when walking >I'm still laying here >in the dark >only the light of my computer screen is on
I live in a small studio apartment so the bathroom is just 15ft away from me. I could turn on the light which is just a few feet away from my bed. There is also a baseball bat under my bed. What do Sup Forums?
>grab bat >man the fuck up >start shouting (better if undressed) and running all over your house with tha bat in your hands >if something moves, charge and hit it hard AF >??????? >PROFIT
Chase Nelson
Oh fuck I can literally hear footsteps in the fucking bathroom. I'm turning on the lights now and getting the bat. This ain't a motherfucking game anymore.
Parker Turner
post results
Kayden Turner
>no answer >op is dead/kidnapped
Brandon Campbell
Ok. OP is still safe in the bed and the lights are now on. I'm armed with a bat so whatever is in the bathroom will get fucked if it approaches. I hope.
Caleb Price
Live stream this just in case you die. I wanna see OP's guts, kinda.
Carter Campbell
OP, are you ok?
Jaxson Gomez
Should I go and check what's in the bathroom? I thought about turning some badass song on and storming in the bathroom ready to kill but I'm too pussy to do it yet.
Joseph Scott
DO IT FOR FUCKS SAKE use the winged hussar/primo victoria for more epicity
Easton Richardson
nothing just wait for the beautiful release of death
Ok. I put the x gon give it to ya on full blast. Hope my neighbors don't get me evicted if I'm still alive after this. Whoever is in the bathroom will receive hell before taking me down. Here goes.
Christian Bell
Op here, turns out it was just a mouse and I’m a massive faggot
Connor Williams
ah, I see you are a man of culture as well...
Anthony Bailey
so one had to youtube.com/watch?v=s6bjEsBdIAc
Kevin Howard
you are retarded, like, this is my first time saying this, but kys
Asher Parker
x x sssaa
Jordan James
Mouse here, Op is kill. I killed him
Brandon Edwards
You fucking moron op I love you
Blake Mitchell
You are a pussy.
Carson Myers
That wasn't even me lol. But yeah there was nothing in the bathroom but a wet floor and a window I had left open. I closed the window and I guess I'm safe now.
Justin Nguyen
sure you did..
Dylan Taylor
why the floor is wet?
Eli Kelly
My shower had turned on for just a second and the floor was all wet because of that. I'm sure it was just the pipes tho.
Parker Johnson
oh so no sweet release of death
Benjamin Wright
Fucking fuck... As soon as I get a relief I get another fucking scare. Bang at my door. This ain't funny I think I should call the cops.
Carter Miller
You should just go out in your underwaer and yell, then reveal your dick and spin it clockwise. That's what I do, it usually works
Cameron Ward
Answer it...
Luis Harris
Yeah I'll call the cops should there be any sound whatsoever coming from my front door anymore.
Jordan Thompson
youtube.com/watch?v=iGM7TV7np9k
James Cooper
Do you dare me to?
William Reed
oh so this is now /x/
Liam Morgan
Fuck no I changed my mind I value my life.
Benjamin Hughes
Boi if ya dont clap the nigger at your door with that bat you are the worst kind of pussy
Benjamin Russell
Just pull out your dick once you open the door
Evan Stewart
I have a communicating door and a spyhole tho. No one can force their way in with the communicating door closed but they will hear me open it if I want to peep thru the peephole.
Bentley Miller
>be op >live alone >hear noises >has to make a thread to get the balls to check what it is >"i value my life" >mfw
Ethan Sullivan
I peeped through the peephole. Big. Fucking. Mistake. I think it was just my mind playing tricks on me but considering the circumstances I think someone was actually there. It was completely dark in the hallway but it was as if I could hear breathing and actually FEEL someone being there. I'm calling the fucking cops now. See you guys in a half hour I will wait for the cops to come.
Xavier Richardson
More like >Be on Sup Forums >Value your life
Ian Sanders
Op can I talk to you on Kik? I'm interested in aeeing video of it
Ryder Cox
OPEN THE DOOR YOU PUSSY
Brandon Collins
Yeah I think I'm done for guys :D My phone has gone missing. I should have cleaned this fucking apartment sooner so I could find things. Well, r.i.p me.
Lincoln Ward
You are absolutely right tbh. I'll just wait for someone to come and fight to the fucking death. Fuck this shit seriously. This kind of stuff could only happen to me...
Carson King
For the love of god, turn on all the lights if u need to, get yo dick out or something and just open the fucking door... you have a fucking bat ffs
Carson Nelson
I don't think I should... I'm pretty sure I'm safe as long as the communicating door is closed. I live on the fourth floor so it's not like someone can just climb through my bathroom window either. I couldn't close it properly. Damn thing is stuck. This situation is like from a fucking movie or something :D If I actually do happen to die can some of you kind anons make a quick flick about this thread?
Mason Evans
Did you call the cops alrrady?
Leo Watson
No I can't.
Landon Sanders
I'm pretty sure you can call them on skype
Benjamin Taylor
>Be nigger >Need paper for a joint in the night >Decide to go to neighbours and knock on his door >Can hear him moving about >He doesn't open >Knock on his door again >He starts blasting DMX >Think wtf >Wait for music to stop >Knock on door again >Hear franting clacking from keyboard
Okay OP, you're the worst neighbour ever
Jordan Adams
GET ON THE FLOOR YOU PUSSY
Jackson Perry
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR YOU PUSSY
Brody James
BOOM BOOM SHAKA LAKA BOOM BOOM YOU PUSSY
Oliver Ramirez
...
Luis Reyes
Just run out naked like a banshee.
Just think about it...
What the fuck would you do if a strange berserking crazy NAKED motherfucker just lunged out at you from nowhere??
>protip: smear your own feces all over yourself like warpaint for added terrifying effect
Mason Gomez
You meant great album, right?
Xavier Jenkins
>clockwise >not cockwise
Charles Richardson
...
Wyatt Davis
Yo. You're saying a mouse know knocked on your door and turned your sink on?
And did you beat the fuck out of it as promised?
Jackson Reyes
/thread
Jonathan Mitchell
tldr
Oliver Wood
I think OPs dead... and a faggot
Carson Flores
let me help
David Adams
>I closed the window and I guess I'm safe now. definitely not
Adam Gomez
bump
Caleb Kelly
absolutely this.
Jayden Sanders
That fucking story may be one of my favorite greentexts I've seen in all my years coming here. Second or third time I've read it, and it's still great. The "Holy fuck, you guys were real?" kills me every time. It has to be fake, but damn it's a good read.