Your first child is born, and looks like this. Wwyd

Your first child is born, and looks like this. Wwyd

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Give it in adoption, make a new one

I'd leave it to the sea.

looks like a Jesus freak republican fetus that should have been aborted

my son would have two dicks, I would start bragging

The irony of this post.

WAT

Train him to be the most famous pornstar in the world

MODDZZZZZZ

ABORT

This is Evolution Friend! There was a need for More Penises for each Man because each Man has to fuck more and earlier Girls. So we are now one Step closer to Perfection! The Sad Side is if both of them are fully Functional the poor Boy will die in early Age because of Blood loss!

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Morty, I GOT A DOUBLE DIIIICK


DOUBLE DICK RIIICK

I gave myself a headache writing this.

HAHHHAHHAHA ! ! !
DOUBLE DICK
QUAD NUT
DOUBLE ANUS
TRIPPLE CHEEKS
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Also has two assholes. Could go either way.

Unless leaving one was a life threatening situation I would leave both and let him decide when he is older which one to remove if either.

He can cross his legs and fuck himself in the ass. Sounds pretty cool.

Name him Richard II

2 dicks, 2 assholes, 3 buttcheeks

I would send him to china.

Have a difficult time buying pants for him

Somebody is going to slap cock to this.

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Looks like he's gonna be popular with the ladies

I wanna fuck that kid when they grow up

Why not now?

circumcise one penis but not the other then when he gets older and gets some puss (two dicks you know he will get some) he can tell us which one women like more and end the debate one and for all

I would circumcised one peen, and leave the other be.

In about 25 to 30 years, we should be able to have a definitive answer on the dabte.

I would circumcised one peen, and leave the other be.

In about 25 to 30 years, we should be able to have a definitive answer on the debate.

Holy shit wtf

All hail our new overlord

contact a diaper company

And now for something completely different, a man with three buttocks.

I'd toss it off a cliff and try again next year