Trips names my guitar

Trips names my guitar

It's named Telecaster. Go to bed.

Alas, you did not get trips

Tyrone

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Teleshitter

Reroll

Not bad user

Hard Spank

Girth Control

why the fuck does it need a name?

Generic guitar name

Darby

Lucy

Winnar

Guitar the guitar

or Lucinda

Bentinho Paranaense

Call if "Why didn't I buy a Les Paul?"

Actually a fitting name. Congrats, Lucille.

Name it, "Guitar my parents bought me"