Mr noodle guy here, ask me anything

Mr noodle guy here, ask me anything.

How much were your noodles?

hey noodle what is for lunch

have you shoved the noodles up your ass

Are you Mr. Noodle guy?

How much? well back in 86 it was just one strawpenny.
Noodles you fucking idiot, do you have downs?
No but ill glady shove em up yours white boi.
Yes.

gibe noodle

>gibe noodle
FUck off that shits weak, my noodles are grade A top of the line shit. got it?

gimme noodle asshole

That will be 0.39$ please.

How do i make nodl

Ill never tell you.

shit

I ned nuddle

why does soup or hot cupanoodle make me feel good when sick??????

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Less than 300x200 pixels..what the fuck nigger?

Awwwww YISSSSS!
dems muh noodles bruh!!!
Creamy chicken is my favorite. Or the beefy mushroom...eh w//e is available.

it's the herbs and seasonings in the broth. soothes the body.

plus, instant noodles are just the tits

ohh, i like tits. there should be more tits with noodles.

for the most part that shitty monosodium glutamate makes fuckers feel cozy as fuck.

Ah creamy chicken...

mmmmmm chicken mushroom

Roast beef and .....

Mushroom flavor make some nice flavor. ad some veg and real mushroom and it rocks cocks.

one of the foundation meat flavors...... PORK!

mixing the normal chicken and shrimp flavors is absolutely amazing! I do it every single time I buy these bitches!

Why would you post beef and not chicken?

How can any other flavor compete?

How is this even possible?

OP is a faggot...bruh.

Why are there so many faggot trap threads on Sup Forums?

>cut hot dog
>poke noodles through
>boil until noodles soften

not that complex

uncooked sketti through uncooked snaggs and cook, drain season with butter and wtf ever, delish.

The noodle part inside the hotdog doesn't cook properly

Yeah trudat, oddly back in the 90's ,...dunno if it is still a thing, but the shrimp packets always had a few grains of sand in them. fucked up if it was a thing.

Nice try FBI.

umm... wot

FUCK YOU COPPER

OP Mr noodle guy here. my new name like it Sup Forums?

I ran out of weed. whos willing to trade some of my premium mr noodles for some grade A weed?

mr noodle guy here. You sir. are a faggot.

imblyging it isnt the ATF

What are your top 3 or 4 favorite ramen flavors?

I've always played it safe with "chicken" and "pork" but after my gf came home with the wrong flavors I discovered the greatness of "chili" and "picante chicken" - I feel like I've been living a lie. What other wonders await me?

Mr noodle guy here. dump ur gf. also i like every kind thats why i make every kind.

You been fucking sleeping at the wheel you weeb nig nog.

Ill hope you know the last weeb that step foot in my house got a gun to the face.

fuck mr noodle guy shits serious when you talk to me about being a fucking weeb,

My gf is an overweight negress (hence her inability to read labels properly) you dont wanna see her naked. I'm only fucking her to get my tuition paid.

post pics?

How fortunate of him.......

ok answer this, are traps gay?

Traps are gay like any other trans guy. A dick is a dick on any other dude.

cite your sources my dude

dubs of truth

ffs a mod....
If you fuck a guy up the ass... take a dude by mouth or versa visa, it is gay. so doing so to a guy that had gone through HRT it is merely a man with hormones all askew, no pussy no cervix. You fuck them knowing this you are gay and so are they.

but traps can be traps and not ever fuck anything, take anyone on Sup Forums for example. so, my question still stands. are traps gay?

Yup. Traps are gay bruh. OP is a faggot and noodles are carbs, ramen is a staple food based on a long lasting pasta meant for survival needs. but muh dude Traps are gay and it is okay to fuck what the hell ever you want. It's your dick or what the fuck ever thing you were endowed with.

listen. ramen is god tier food. I can accept your claim about traps because closet faggots are known to spout bullshit to throw someone off their trail, but don't talk shit about ramen.

>but traps can be traps and not ever fuck anything
Addendum.
You cannot expect me to believe traps are virgins.

the single highest concentration of traps on the internet is Sup Forums, you expect me to believe any of them have had sex with something alive?

lol you have been dumping cash on a pas account for 3 years...lulz.

This stuffs the shit. Literally, dont eat it before bed you'll wake up in the middle of the night wanting to shit your brains out. Fuckin love it tho

I lost the key for my 2012 pass. five years, not three.

Glorious flavor. only had it once this spring.

that's super, your fuckup.

thank you for noticing me either way senpai

You like the hot flavors of ramen? They are good with meat bits, cayenne and a few other more active flavors like curry spices..oddly cinnamon is good too.

Mr Noodle it da bes

I can't afford that shit nigga
Im on welfare and i spend it all on beer weed and prostitutes

I enjoyed our conversation, god speed.

Why does porn gross me the fuck out now, when a few years ago it didn't?

I like nigger chips

have you ever tried that noodle desert recepie?

Now mak wit mor cat.

Silica dioxide
It's grains of glass and they still use it in every cheap food packet
Read the ingredients on pre packaged shredded anything

lucky you

>123

Aww shit, the few recipes I have seen look nice.

Dey got cat?

I get you man; I merely figured the idiots making it had added dirt into the packet.

i mean this one

IDK how you can stand the stuff, it's disgusting

you 10

It, looks good.

will try this ty user.

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