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うん、そうなんだけど、重要なのは解決方法なんだ
現状は大体解るんだけど、それなら解決策が出てくるハズなんだけど
原因、傾向、対策が有ると思うんだけど
その対策の話してくれる人が少ないのよ。
俺はその対策が知りたいのに、誰も話してくれないんだよね・・・

今がダメなのは解ってるんだけどそこまで考えないと意味なくね?

>その対策が知りたいのに、誰も話してくれない
日銀黒田も同じ事思ってるんやで

Whiskeyうめー
アメリカのウィスキーは本当に最高

How many average hours the common man in Japan spends working?

Me and my colleges usually work from 9:00 till 22:00.

youtube.com/watch?v=LAcyyquhd3Y

Is that the average? How can people even survive like that?

(=^ω^=)

What are the chances of me working in the JAV industry if I want to live in Japan but don't want to teach English?

I've almost finishing my Bachelor of Film, but I don't speak Japanese.

I would preferably want to live in Tokyo, liked it there much better than any other city I went to in Japan.

>but I don't speak Japanese
literally zero chance

Im jew porn producer

how long is your penis?
can you get an erection in from of cameras?
how long can you maintain that erection?

じゃあ、
>まくっていた
という言い方は同意しないだけかね

斬首刑は野蛮的で文明のない国でしかやらない事だと言われた
それは違うと思う
だから日本でも斬首刑をやっていたと書いた

日本で以前行われていた事を前提にすれば、あり得る結論は二つある:
・日本では斬首刑が行われていたから、日本は野蛮で文明のない国だ
・斬首刑が行われる国は、野蛮的で文明のない国ばかりではない
この二つの中の一つ以上を認め無ければ矛盾が生まれるからね
君がどっちも認めず前提を否定しようとしていたと、俺が思ってしまった
だから前提を否定しても無駄だみたいな返事をしたんだ
まあ俺の勘違いだからごめんね

上にも書いておいたが、斬首刑が悪いと思っていない

>昔の竹で作ったのこぎりで首を切る処刑法
江戸時代の代官所に行った事があるけど、
責台と抱石とか、昔は中々立派な手を使っていたようだな

Fuck.

Oh no I don't want to perform. I wanted to be part of the crew, doing either filming/sound/whatever.

Besides, I'm a black guy with an average sized dick, so it's nothing special if not underwhelming.

スコッチでなければ尿を飲んでいるも同然だ

They have low productivity per hour spent at work.

I think it's a really great idea for you to go overseas and never, ever come back. Have you considered somewhere other than Japan? Best of luck!

lmao kill yourself my man

and go to bed

日本のウイスキーは飲んだことある?

>Aussie are also despicable between each other

> I'm a black guy
nice bro, how do you deal with the racist aussies?
thanks sacred God I have born on a rich family so I dont need to live around whites
good luck

We also need a black guy for our show

how long would it take to learn to read a japanese newspaper

あるぜ、うまいぜ
山崎とか白州とかはスコッチ風だから尿ではない

>each other

>I'm a black guy

what are you even doing here then? gtfo

Almost everyone in Australia is actually pretty nice desu

But then again, I was born here and I'm not the Sudanese/African kind of black. So I don't get associated with the gangs/criminals around here.

Make me senpai

Does Japan have a bright future?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I heard there was a decline in birthrate.

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not really
-aging population
-xenophobic people
-low birth rates
-an electronic industry that depends on rare earths that are mined and refined 90% in china

For us, it's the average working time and I like my job and enjoying it.
>How can people even survive like that?
I don't even understand why you're so surprised.

So 2035 to 2065 will be awesome?

I'm betting my future on that

>low productivity per hour spent at work.
単なる皮肉だろうけど、俺んとこはサービス業っぽい医療だから
1時間に何人診るって決まってるんでダラダラ残業してるわけではないよ

日本には60年ごとに大地震が来るってよく言われてるんだよなぁ・・・

People should work for live, not live for work. 8 hours should be the maximum of hours that any human being should be willing to work.

How many hours a day do you sleep?
How much free time do you have?
How could you spent time building a family when your work is practically the entire day?

I'm sorry sir, but this is not a life worth living.

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Work is life and life is work. They are not separate things.

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日本の耐震技術は世界一です。

This guy was happy for the couple in a wedding and then some girl said this to him

then he answered "teleportation?"

please help this make sense

>this is not a life worth of living.
As I told you, I'm enjoying my life, just we have different perspective, tho.
I can take day off on every Sunday.

I think if I hate my job and hate working, life will be more harder and miserable.

そうかも・・・しれない。

ペリメニは世界一美味しい。
餃子より美味しい。

Care to explain why you like working so much?

You should be fighting the system, not liking it.

Post previous page.

yes fuck amerika yes hi

Perhaps he thought of it in his mind.

USA! USA! USA!

the previous page is another guy killing an alien
they it proceeds to this wedding of someone. He is with his gf (they are engaged). Does this help?

Because I wanted to get this job long time when I was a student. And I passed exam after long and hard study to get this job.
My colleges are very nice and customers(patients) are usually very nice and friendly, pay is okay.

Why do you hate working that much?
I don't mean to insult you, but are you a lazy person?

>who there of japan feel
>my your japan can

but are japan you of
japan why has amerika!

No, it doesn't help at all. I can't see any context without pics.

GIVE ME (YOU)S
YOU CUNT

I don't think I'm lazy, I spend my entire time studying mathematics, playing the violin, studying languages or reading books. But if I lived in Japan and worked from 9h to 22h I couldn't do half of those in my free time, right?

whats going on

Sorry sir, but I think you're lazy as an adult...
Because usually people don't have free time on weekday that much, and can stand them.
I do sports on weekend, but not on weekday.

>bad rp

日本語できない奴が話せなくて荒らしてんのか?

I'm ZAP

Hi. I'm a lazy Brit.
Why lazy?
Because I don't work 13 hours a day.
How silly of me.
I should stop being so lazy and spend most of my life at work like the Japanese do.

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If i penis, you vagina

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Is yearly 50k USD enough to have a comfortable life in Tokyo?
I won't pay rent since I'll own my own apartment but it's going to be in a very "wealthy" neighborhood...

I didn't know brits are so blind that can't tell apart from lrpg

How many hours a day do you work?

Hi. penis.
Can I grip you tightly?

Sorry m8
I'm hard of learning
What do you mean?.

kek

I mean your vagina is so lazy

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i am vagina

of course it is
it's a female body part

>i am vagina
let me peepee in the vagina and make a new bapee

You're misunderstanding my post.
But I didn't write my opinion clearly, the reason I said he is lazy is out of this part.
>people should work for live, not live for work, 8 hours should be maximum of hours that any human being should be willing to work.

I don't think so. And I'm enjoying my job. People live with work and work is for money but also it brings happiness and responsibility.
Anyway, we have too different perspective.

I see. so you can't be hard of learning.

This thread is only for Peruvian and Japanese
Please leave

true
i'm just a cunt

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I keep hearing that japanese people are receptive of queer people, but at the same time I also hear that they don't respect that community and are very homophobic.

So what is it? Is japanese society progressive towards us, gay people? Is gay marriage legal there? How are the japanese guys?

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Watch European culture right now
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50,000 USD= 5,668,934円/12=472,411yen per month.
So, the answer is yes. But I don't know about tax.

Fuck off, F. This is my thread.

I don't hate gays but I hate faggots like you. Go choke on a donkey dick.

I fucked up
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watch this nao

Literally Satan.

But I don't give a fuck about what the french think of me.

many of the yugos think so

Who's /eurovision/ here ?

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KEK straya wtf
that's almost as bad as Croatia

Italian is a beautiful language and she's singing a generic song

nvm that's greece lmao

Best college to study computer science?

So I'm writing some stuff about kabuki for university. I found a Japanese saying from the Edo period in one book translated as: "woe unto them who serves the rulers of the land" any idea what it could be in Japanese?

Greek nigga