My friend got me a job at a private club and my dreams are complete. Middle aged women to grannies actually pay for sex

My friend got me a job at a private club and my dreams are complete. Middle aged women to grannies actually pay for sex

Also AMA if you want.

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Do you need sexual endurance?

Because I come within a minute or two and am dead sure I wouldn't please anybody like that.

Am seriously considering this.

Also, do you get hit by faggots too much? I fucking hate it but as long as I don't have to fuck them am good.

Yessir

Any memorable ladies? Worst you've accepted?

Sexual endurance depends on the lady. For 30s-40s, they want more attention. So I usually eat them out for 5-15 minutes. Make out a lot while fingering them. I used to cum early too so the foreplay really helped. Then once I slide my dick in, I don't flex it and I thrust as much as I can. If I feel like cumming I tell her I need a break and we make out or I tell her to switch positions. I talk to them afterwards, tell them how hot they look if they dress up (sometimes they don't look hot but you gotta man up), and sexting them gets them real wet.

For the older women, they just want something they can feel. I stay away sexually from anyone 70s and up (I'm not a granny fucker). And I've only fucked less than 5 women 50-mid 60s and they all wanted a hard and quick fuck. Or so I think, for all I know they wanted to "make love for hours" but after the sex I stop giving a shit.

I haven't got hit on by any guys. My friend is a bar tender, he got me the job as a "waiter" type, and he gets some gay offers every now and then. Usually from elderly men who are just now coming to terms with their sexuality and want a handjob or blowjob in the bathroom.

But it's amazing. I got a new pc, phone, rent money, clothes, etc. Honestly just work out and have good grooming, (I'm not the best looking guy there and I pull off at least one lady a week). Be young too, like 18-25.

Congratulations dude. I hope you love it as much as I did. Watch out for the older ones, you have to be more gentle with them. If it's wnything like where I used to work, you will be covered in scratches from over excited middle aged women. Sone can go for over an hour so be prepared to have a sore cock some days. Are you going to do men? It's an option in a lot of places.

More than a few memorable ladies. My second week there I was getting signals from a lady named Gladys (name kind of matches the face) but she had a banging body. We fucked in the staff bathroom, I didn't last long, but she swallowed my cum and licked her lips (it was amazing I never thought I would see that outside of porn) and blew me a kiss a few hours later when she was getting in her car. Idk if that's vanilla to some people but it was fucking hot to me.

Worst I've had to put up with was an old cougar with nasty plastic lips and the worst make up imaginable. I had to drive 40+ minutes to her house, her pussy stunk, teethy blowjob, and she made me listen to her tragedies.

how much do they pay?

How does one get a job at these private clubs, how does one even find one

I already got scratches, but they heal pretty fast. I work all week days all days so I don't have time to itch them which is what I think makes them heal faster.

A woman cut my ass cheeks but that was my fault. I forced her head so she could deepthroat me (she asked for it) but I wasn't expecting she'd dig her nails in my ass.

You're right about the hour+ sex sessions. There are times when my dick just gives up and it takes like 10 minutes to get a boner again.

And for the time being I'm not planning on doing men. But who knows, I've never given a handjob nor a blowjob but I already know I'd be great at it.

Depends on the women. The best pay to sexual act ratio I've experienced was $50 to give me a handjob.

The most I got payed wasn't cash. I got a Louis Vuitton suitcase and carry on which I'm sure is worth thousands.

But the pay/gifts is always good in my book. I mean you're getting paid to have sex, that's the dream.

You stumped me. I guess Google, maybe Craigslist. My friend started working there 2 years ago as a kind of attendant, like he mopped, check bathrooms, take food/drink orders, etc. And he was hired as a bartender/cook kind of, and he told me about the job and he told the guy interviewing me to hire me.

>$50 to give me a handjob
Holy fuck, which country?

United States. I'm telling you man, porn scenarios are surprisingly realer than you'd think. Crazy rich women with husbands who don't pay attention to them do exist.

You gotta be full aesthetics like a /fit/ nutjob or any average dumbfuck can make it?

I mean, take a look at Ron Jeremy. Fucker might have had years without seeing his own feet yet he has fucked the hottest of the hottest.

Well Ron Jeremy was a gimmick and that's what made porn more popular, similar to how the ads on PornHub are of like a woman stuck in a window getting fucked. You search for that porn because a woman getting fucked in a window is new and exciting, same with Ron; he was an average guy fucking pornstars. But that's besides the point.

Most every young guy that works with me is slim. The biggest is only big because he's a body builder type. As for myself, I don't have a lot of muscle. Ever since junior year of high school, I've tried to just define my pecs and shoulders and wings so I get that upside down trapezoid torso. I'm not super big on workouts and all that stuff.

At the end of the day, I'd say just have a decent sized cock and be extra flirty. You're not trying to pick up women, they're trying to pick up you, and if you perform well they'll come back.

Where the hell do I find one of these places? I'm in a fairly big city if that helps

So I'm just lost, what even is a private club?

Depending on your big city, I'd say look around the nearby rich areas for private membership clubs. I live in LA so I have Beverly Hills, Hollywood, Palm Springs, etc right around the corner.

Club penguin.

There's different kinds. My place is more recreational. There's golf, tennis, saunas, lounge, hall, dining rooms.

Not like a Club 33 in Disneyland. These are places where rich people go to get away from their mansions

Club Penguin is no more sadly

Have you ever cucked someone?

What's the best you've fucked one of the bitches?

I've never cucked someone to my knowledge. But who knows, maybe they've been hiding in closets or under the bed. I've fucked married women though.

Some of the women haven't been touched in years so you flick their clit and they lose it, others take some more work. I've taken Viagra a handful of times and once I fucked a woman in her 40s doggy style, pressed her head against the couch and went to town. She pulled the fuck out of the sheets and she drooled, so that was for me the best I've fucked someone.

What's the title and description of the job you pay taxes and how does the prostitution come into it?

Are you fucking 1 a day? More/less?

Does the customer propisition you? How do they know you're down for it?

It seem foreign to me so I'm just trying to picture it.

If it's a good week, yes one a day. Slow week, one per.

Every guy there is down for it. The way the women find out is by taking a chance and asking one of us, then it spreads through word of mouth. The way I was asked was vague questions like am I able to help with some things outside my duties, etc.

But like I said, after that first encounter, you spread via word of mouth. A group of friends get together and they talk about who they've fucked, or who's hot, who they would fuck, etc. Once you're "available" you get looks. I try to walk around and catch someone's eyes, if they smile or wink I go over and ask if I could help them with something, if they know what's up they ask for sex.

you'll need to post a pic of yourself for reference

How many times out of 10 will you asking if they need help lead to sex?

Have you thought about a reversed sugarbaby relations?

Not a chance officer

If I get winks/smiles, 6/10 it'll lead to sex. Sometimes they just want to feel hot again, sometimes they want to cheat, or the want to get fingered, want to give a blowjob, and sometimes they back out. It's happened to me twice. Once at the woman's house, we were making out on her bed and she didn't want to let it go any further. I asked her what was the matter and I listened, but only to get payed afterwards because if I would've left immediately I would've left empty handed.

I'm not ready to be a sugarbaby just yet. I like to have options.

Where do you have sex with them? Any interesting places?

How many studs so far?

What do you mean?

How many stds so far?

Why do these women think they need to pay for sex/your services?

Why dont they just get their toyboys at clubs or bars?

I can understand that old guys need to pay for escorts/prostitutes, since there is only a limited supply of gold diggers.
But i guess every 2nd to 3rd young guy would bang a cougar

Clubs, cars, their houses.

At the club usually in the bathroom. There's a handicap stall that's really spacious. These women might be old but they want to do things they've never been able to. One asked me to press her against the bathroom door and fuck her there. Another wanted her face right up against the mirror and her make up smeared all over it.

I had pool sex for the first time at one of the woman's home. We went to the shallow end and fucked her there she even let me cum in her which is nice.

One of my coworkers had sex on the roof and behind some trees.

One of my women was visiting or something so I got to fuck her against her hotel window.

None. I use condoms most of the time, the rest of the times I get permission or don't need one. I take risks by going bareback at times but my logic is "these women were able to live 40+ years without an STD, so I should be fine"

Most of these women I'm sure couldn't get guys normally. I wouldn't hit on them if I saw them in a bar or somewhere. But if you're lucky a trophy wife comes and chats with her friends and just wants to get plowed in the back for 10 minutes. If you're really really lucky, you'll get a woman who doesn't understand how pretty she is.

And we, or at least I, do more than a regular one night stand.

Checked 8)

Hey OP, can you get me a job? Please? :/

Idk about that one user