roommate is passed out with no blanket.
what do Sup Forums?
roommate is passed out with no blanket.
what do Sup Forums?
>roommate
Not even once
why?
Nearly all roommates suck. If you have a large enough space for a roommate it works but most times you're poor and in a shit space therefore you need a roommate.
Cum on his face
this is a dorm
eh maybe
Jiffy marker
Fag across forehead
Dicks to mouth on each cheek
Rapes babies in back of neck
Kiss him gently
burn his dick with a red hot coat hanger
With tongue
Pull his dick out.
get him a blanket
Just Jack off in his ear. Post vids for posterity.
Draw cock or swastika on forehead
Hot pepper on his hands.
"Voted for trump" across forehead
Wake him with a blowie, as s goof of course. It'll be fucking hilarious, you'll both laugh about it for weeks.
>user member when you started blowing me when I was sleep?
>yeah it was funny, especially when you shot your wad on me
Hilarity ensues.
Go key his BMW 328i
will try to do some of the other things
Kek
give him a blanket
Live off campus faggot
Forcefully apply pillow to face for 3 to 5 minutes.
Repeat as necessary.
Fag
Tuck him in you fag
Now make him hard.
Trips demands
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he looks like an asian cpr doll
Didn't that Rocco guy chop this fucker up?
Poke needle through penis
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who cares? you can't even take his blanket.
kek you are such a faggot holy shit
SUCK IT LIKE A BITCH
Dress his dick up as a pirate
Post his soles