Roommate is passed out with no blanket

roommate is passed out with no blanket.

what do Sup Forums?

>roommate
Not even once

why?

Nearly all roommates suck. If you have a large enough space for a roommate it works but most times you're poor and in a shit space therefore you need a roommate.

Cum on his face

this is a dorm
eh maybe

Jiffy marker
Fag across forehead
Dicks to mouth on each cheek
Rapes babies in back of neck

Kiss him gently

burn his dick with a red hot coat hanger

With tongue

Pull his dick out.

get him a blanket

Just Jack off in his ear. Post vids for posterity.

Draw cock or swastika on forehead

Hot pepper on his hands.

"Voted for trump" across forehead

Wake him with a blowie, as s goof of course. It'll be fucking hilarious, you'll both laugh about it for weeks.
>user member when you started blowing me when I was sleep?
>yeah it was funny, especially when you shot your wad on me
Hilarity ensues.

Go key his BMW 328i

will try to do some of the other things

Kek

give him a blanket

Live off campus faggot

Forcefully apply pillow to face for 3 to 5 minutes.

Repeat as necessary.

Fag

Tuck him in you fag

Now make him hard.

Trips demands

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he looks like an asian cpr doll

Didn't that Rocco guy chop this fucker up?

Poke needle through penis

...

who cares? you can't even take his blanket.

kek you are such a faggot holy shit

SUCK IT LIKE A BITCH

Dress his dick up as a pirate

Post his soles