/heem/: david teymur edition

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News:

>Manuwa on JJ, wants fight with David Haye on prelims on McGregor-Mayweather
mmajunkie.com/2017/03/jimi-manuwa-knocks-jon-jones-asks-for-david-haye-on-prelims-of-potential-mayweather-vs-mcgregor-boxing-match

>Calvillo-Gonzales added to UFC 210
mmafighting.com/2017/3/18/14969804/cynthia-calvillo-vs-pearl-gonzalez-added-to-ufc-210

>Bigfoot fighting Vitaly Minakov
mmamania.com/2017/3/18/14957784/antonio-bigfoot-silva-returns-to-action-against-undefeated-vitaly-minakov-on-june-2-from-russia

>WSOF signs Omar Nurmagomedov
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/843489469311475714

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Fartem Bless

praise khabib

Kelvin gastelum

Gunni vs Wondermeme

/TYBJ/

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its 2017 man, stop posting gifs

I'll think about it

/our girl/

Lightweight is such a good division

Shame goobers holding the belt hostage

Who is the Rich Franklin of this generation?

youtu.be/BlKPBcDCiwk

I'M THE BOXING GUY

THANKS, JON

>posting the news

It's so pathetic I can't help but laugh every single time.

Good ops are back and discussion is too

the OP actually does matter, it isn't coincidental

>posting about MMA in the MMA general is pathetic

go fuck your imaginary daughter or something, adan

>expecting logic from an autist who renamed 300+ webms

Mirin pecs

Why'd you rename your webms? And how many times have you held a girl's hand?

I didn't, I got bored of having a massive collection of webms and needed to free up some space on my computer, so I deleted my entire folder

I had a gf in middle school, so I can't remember exactly how many times I've held a girl's hand, pal
It would be kind of pathetic if someone could remember exactly how many times they held hands with their girlfriend

>cruz's life

correct, OP doesn't matter

Middle school was a long time ago, wasn't it lad?

>Adan

um no bud get it straigt

I created Adan

no you didn't

true, you basically type the same way I do
my bad, bud

how far do you think Cirkunov can get in the rankings
i can see him challenging for the title, LHW is a shallow division, and he's by far its most promising prospect
i can see him beating established guys like Manuwa, Shogun, and Glover too

>two time UFC Bantamweight champion with a 22-2 record, plenty of money, genuine passion for his occupation, and the ability to honestly say that he's one of the best in the world at what he does

seems fine to me, my dude

Adan is my next door neighbor

honestly man Cirkunov would fuck Shogun up badly. Cirkunov is quite well rounded I tihnk. I agree that he can challenge for the title. Manuwa would be a handful for him, but I think he could take a decision over Glover for sure

LHW is so shitty though. Shogun is still ranked and winning fights? what on earth lol

I'm happy for Shogun, he'll get one or two more big fights and retire hopefully

Champion : Daniel Cormier
1 Anthony Johnson
2 Alexander Gustafsson
3 Glover Teixeira
4 Jimi Manuwa
5 Mauricio Rua

6 Corey Anderson

7 Volkan Oezdemir

8 Ovince Saint Preux

9 Ilir Latifi

10 Rogerio Nogueira

11 Misha Cirkunov

12 Patrick Cummins

13 Jan Blachowicz

14 Gian Villante

15 Tyson Pedro
What a shitty division lol

he's #5, and not only is OSP still ranked, he's #8

Patrick Cummins is #12

Tyson fucking Pedro is #15

>the absolute state of LHW

Tyson Pedro is legit, just wait and see

he's good, no doubt about it, but he has two fights in the UFC against unranked fighters

they learn all the time, its what white people do

Convince me that Khabib is better than Kevin Lee

Paul felder

exactly why I cringed when they one of the commentators last night said that the LHW division was "stacked"

don't bring the autist out of me
watch khabib fight, you baiting shitlord

seagal would starch any UFC HW/LHW. i wish they would actually pay fighters enough to where we get to see true masters of martial arts compete inside the octagon

Khabib would not only have trouble being able to take down K-Lee but hold him down

K-Lee would rock Khabib standing then for posterity take him down and choke him out

Kevin Lee is the future of MMA that has already arrived

I say make the fight, if Khabib doesn't show up who cares fuck Kevin Lee, and if he does show up its a pretty interesting matchup

Six days until Firecrotch Dyke gets that win back

Doesn't LHW have like twenty five-ish fighters in it? #15 after two big wins isn't that bad.

LHW has 42. Theyre just mostly forgettable cans.

Flyweight has the least of any both men and women with 24. Though that's supposed to increase soon

Reminder, while Ferguson was beating the best in the world, Khabib was crushing the can that is Darrell "I have a full-time job" Horcher and celebrating Ramadan.

Khabib is THE definition of a padded record.

but she lost?

Unless I'm mistaken, getting a win back refers to avenging a loss.
The fight was overturned to a NC because the ref inadvertently pushed her into the armbar anyways.

he's truly a master:

youtube.com/watch?v=6ORZPExIKLY

I was just looking at the list and there's a lot of guys with two UFC fights with losing or even UFC records. Totally slipped me by, but I appreciate them trying to beef up the weaker divisions.

Kevin Lee's wrestling is nowhere near Khabib's level, Islam Makhachev would dominate him on the ground
Trinaldo stuffed 7 out of 8 of Lee's takedown attempts
Khabib survived on the feet against a guy who has better TDD than Kevin Lee as well as faster, more powerful hands in Michael Johnson
He has the highest striking defense percentage in the Lightweight division and he's proven that he has a solid chin as well
As for his ability to hold Lee down, Khabib is known for taking guys back down when they get up
He took Trujillo down 21 times in one fight without slowing down, and he took RDA, one of the best grapplers in the division, down 6 times and had top control for a large part of that fight

fuck goerge shit poop

it just sort of dawned on me that there will be a movie about goobert

who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

It will be directed, written, and acted by gooby himself ofc

goob, it will be like 8 mile

Michael cera

Ricardo Lamas

he'll play himself, obviously

theyre not going to do it until he retires so the guy that plays him is probably like 10 years old now

I'd heem everyone itt once today and twice on Sunday

Kevin Lee's MoTown wrestling is unironically more effective, pleasing, and dangerous than Khabib's

Khabib's striking defense is much padded like his record. He spends most of the fight on the ground or not engaging. You get a powerful fast handed man like my man Kevin Lee with his MoTown chain wrestling. And that man knocks out Khalabeeb like Johnson almost did and his chinny chin chin back to Babaland. Kevin Lee is a much wiser and smarter fighter than Michael Johnson

Kevin Lee is no Abel Trujillo, Dos Anjos, or Michael Johnson. Kevin Lee is Kevin Lee, and Kevin Lee is a king awaiting coronation.

hi Kevin

I wish I still had the webm of him getting heemed by Leonardo Santos

only once he goes bankrupt and overdoses

so next year --- although having a kid could make him become a real man.

what did goob mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=P5RwnzoHNL0

An early stoppage

Why is he so cringy, lads

the thing is, he's not cringy. youre the one thats cnringy and your view of him is just a reflection of you

Nah he's pretty cringey
Remember when he was desperately trying to stammer out lines while Nate Diaz was talking?
>i'm a l-lion, you're a gaz-
>you're a gazelle
>lion
>gazelle

Lmao that nervous look at 0:37
>When you try to lure a 40yo out of retirement but run across a real one

Hi gooby

wfw is literally 2 people

Men's Flyweight goof

/triggered/

womens featherweight my man

Without your webms you are powerless here sperg. You were a damn fool for throwing them all in the trash, and I suspect you only did so because we became wise to your spergy ways and would call you out when you pretended to be someone else.

3

> nervous

Quit fantasising, faggot.

holly is a bantamweight

i could find most of them in the archives if I really wanted to
if I could remember what number I had it saved as, I could have redowloaded it

If I was serious I would use this one.

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You are serious, you faggot.

Maia vs Rockhold no-gi jiu-jitsu match who wins?

Pickett needs to retire. He's 40, and the guy gets dropped and fucked up too much.

I see it with a handful of guys from his "era"

Honestly, otherwise he's going to be punchdrunk in a few years if he isn't already.

xd

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why? early stoppage and hes due for another run at the title

youtube.com/watch?v=Ebrh9-WdowY

Not sure if serious

HEY HEY WAI WAI WAI
GIBE SUM RESPEC TO BRAH
BRAH PIKET IS A FUCKING LEYEND OF THIS BARN

I agree it was early. Missed chance to get that nose broken again and have it straightened after a long career.

Oh shit I was serious, I just haven't payed attention to MMA news other than watching the fights. But yeah, about 5 fights ago was probably a better time to throw his hat down.

I don't know why but today I woke up with a strong desire for Claudia Gadelha, like I truly need to see her naked now

My favorite divisions, in order of preference:

>Bantamweight
>Featherweight
>Lightweight
>Flyweight
>Strawweight waifu fights
>Heavyweight (for the memes)
>the rest

>in rare instances it is possible for an individual to spontaneously develop homosexual tendencies overnight

I support this sperg. Yes, he will get us relegated to /asp/, eventually, but I admire his dedication. t. Oldest of oldfags.

Mine:

>Lightweight
>Middleweight
>Bantamweight
>Welterweight
>Heavyweight
>Featherweight
>Light Heavyweight
>WMMA divisions
>Flyweight