Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order?
Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order?
PICKLE
GIVE ME SZECHUAN SAUCE!!!!!
GIMME MY SZECHUAN SAUCE
We only have mayonnaise
Yes, I'd like an order of ALL YOUR SZECHUAN SAUCE you illiterate cunt.
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I can cook the mayonnaise if you want
IM PICKLE REEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEE!!!!!!
SZECHUAN SAUCE NOW!!
One Big Mac meal with a coke please!
SZECHUAN
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Would you like a toy with that?
fucking lazy cunt didn't even finish his acrostic poem.
Can I get pizza here?
This will suffice.
No but I can put mayonnaise on a bun and cook it
I would like that send pic and I'll send money.
How much is it?
I'll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Mufuckin.... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..
20 Piece McNugget meal with sweet and sour sauce dOnT pUt nO gOdDaMn sZeChUaN sAuCe iN mY fUcKiN fOoD nIgGa
Um, I actually don’t have any burger buns, will a hot dog bun be ok?
Ill take a mighty man meal with a 10 hit combo on my cluker bites
Here go
uhh
>> Me thinks this is odd, but really hungry
Sure.
Hi, szechuan sauze please
Is the ice cream machine broke?
Not as broke as you
I got food poisoning last time I was there, wash your fucking hands
Yes, but I do have mayonnaise
I'll havetwo number9s, anumber 9large, anumber6 with extra dip, anumber7, two number45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Ill have some dubs please
Here you go
Here go, you’ll have to cook it yourself the microwave is being used for mayonnaise storage
Filet-o-fish meal extra tarter sauce large fry and large sweet tea
HEY! Where's my fucking pizza made out of hot dogs?!?!
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Sir, the Walmart is across the street
Whats the house special?
Well you know you must have a very high IQ to understand the subtle humor of Rick&Morty. So all these McDonalds employees won't understand the amazing taste of the Szechuan sauce....
GTFO, the Golden Dragon is down the road!
Who ordered the big mac? Lol jk idgaf somebody eat this
>>Takes bit
M a y o n n a i s e
Ill have that, can i get some extra mayo on that please?
Hmm ok ill have two of those
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Here go
YEAH FUCK OFF
Thanks, have a nice day
NOW HIRING
mayonnaise chefs needed
Hey fuck you man
Reporting in
Get these people some food the mayonnaise is in the microwaves
I'll have 2 number nines, a number nine large. A number six with extra dip. A number seven. Two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda
Fuck you toreno!
That szechuan sauce sounds good, I'd like me some of that
szechuan
my nigga .....chicken tendies
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-A big Mac menu with a...
-a coke ?
-hmmmm
-we also have fanta, Sprite, Dr pepper...
-hmmmm... Aaa.... A Coke please
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Here go now gtfo
We have mayonnaise
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I want a large fries, please.
you wan fries with dat
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no If I want that I would'v axed for it, dumb-ass beeitch.
Sir, please gtfo your holding up the line, the vegan drive thru is on the other side
AWW HELL NA THIS GUY CALLED ME A NIGGA
ich geh lieber zum burger king, da shcmeckts besser und macht immerhin satt.
Oh god I need to close the store now
CLOSED PLS NO ROB
call shanana we gana beat this honkys ass
I'll take a triple quadruple bypass heart attack menu with big coke
thanks
jew
We’re closed faggot
Oh yeah eat that soy, stuff your face with it, who needs healthy sperm count.
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give me all the money in the register. and a mcpizza, with extra headlice.
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Schnitzel panzerfaust schwienberger
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>1x Large 280 meal w/ potato wedges and Sprite
>1x Croque McDo
>1x Triple cheeseburger
>1x Chicken McNuggets (9 pc)
That is not an Alolan Pikachu, that is an American Pikachu
Both, because a balanced diet is great for you
Iam pickle riiiick
Wabba labba dub dub
I'll have doublewhopper please.
Swheschion zauce woobaloobadoobdob hurf hur hur