Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order?

Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order?

PICKLE

GIVE ME SZECHUAN SAUCE!!!!!

GIMME MY SZECHUAN SAUCE

We only have mayonnaise

Yes, I'd like an order of ALL YOUR SZECHUAN SAUCE you illiterate cunt.

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I can cook the mayonnaise if you want

IM PICKLE REEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEE!!!!!!

SZECHUAN SAUCE NOW!!

One Big Mac meal with a coke please!

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Would you like a toy with that?

fucking lazy cunt didn't even finish his acrostic poem.

Can I get pizza here?

This will suffice.

No but I can put mayonnaise on a bun and cook it

I would like that send pic and I'll send money.
How much is it?

I'll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Mufuckin.... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..
20 Piece McNugget meal with sweet and sour sauce dOnT pUt nO gOdDaMn sZeChUaN sAuCe iN mY fUcKiN fOoD nIgGa

Um, I actually don’t have any burger buns, will a hot dog bun be ok?

Ill take a mighty man meal with a 10 hit combo on my cluker bites

Here go

uhh
>> Me thinks this is odd, but really hungry
Sure.

Hi, szechuan sauze please

Is the ice cream machine broke?

Not as broke as you

I got food poisoning last time I was there, wash your fucking hands

Yes, but I do have mayonnaise

I'll havetwo number9s, anumber 9large, anumber6 with extra dip, anumber7, two number45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Ill have some dubs please

Here you go

Here go, you’ll have to cook it yourself the microwave is being used for mayonnaise storage

Filet-o-fish meal extra tarter sauce large fry and large sweet tea

HEY! Where's my fucking pizza made out of hot dogs?!?!

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Sir, the Walmart is across the street

Whats the house special?

Well you know you must have a very high IQ to understand the subtle humor of Rick&Morty. So all these McDonalds employees won't understand the amazing taste of the Szechuan sauce....

GTFO, the Golden Dragon is down the road!

Who ordered the big mac? Lol jk idgaf somebody eat this

>>Takes bit

M a y o n n a i s e

Ill have that, can i get some extra mayo on that please?

Hmm ok ill have two of those

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Here go

YEAH FUCK OFF

Thanks, have a nice day

NOW HIRING

mayonnaise chefs needed

Hey fuck you man

Reporting in

Get these people some food the mayonnaise is in the microwaves

I'll have 2 number nines, a number nine large. A number six with extra dip. A number seven. Two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda

Fuck you toreno!

That szechuan sauce sounds good, I'd like me some of that

szechuan

my nigga .....chicken tendies

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-A big Mac menu with a...
-a coke ?
-hmmmm
-we also have fanta, Sprite, Dr pepper...
-hmmmm... Aaa.... A Coke please

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Here go now gtfo

We have mayonnaise

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I want a large fries, please.

you wan fries with dat

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no If I want that I would'v axed for it, dumb-ass beeitch.

Sir, please gtfo your holding up the line, the vegan drive thru is on the other side

AWW HELL NA THIS GUY CALLED ME A NIGGA

ich geh lieber zum burger king, da shcmeckts besser und macht immerhin satt.

Oh god I need to close the store now

CLOSED PLS NO ROB

call shanana we gana beat this honkys ass

I'll take a triple quadruple bypass heart attack menu with big coke
thanks

jew

We’re closed faggot

Oh yeah eat that soy, stuff your face with it, who needs healthy sperm count.

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give me all the money in the register. and a mcpizza, with extra headlice.

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Schnitzel panzerfaust schwienberger

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>1x Large 280 meal w/ potato wedges and Sprite
>1x Croque McDo
>1x Triple cheeseburger
>1x Chicken McNuggets (9 pc)

That is not an Alolan Pikachu, that is an American Pikachu

Both, because a balanced diet is great for you

Iam pickle riiiick
Wabba labba dub dub

I'll have doublewhopper please.

Swheschion zauce woobaloobadoobdob hurf hur hur