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Why does my life suck? I did everything right. I studied hard. I got amongst the top grades in my school and went to a good university. I got my degree in accounting and finance and I have a good job as an accountant.
Isnt this when women are supposed to throw themselves at me? I'm 27 and I spend every night wanking and crying to 90's chick flicks with Cameron Diaz and fucked up stuff from here.
Help me. What else do I need to do so chicks will love me? Pic unrelated
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Go out of your comfort zone.
Why would that make women throw themselves at you?
Here's one guess:
You spend every night on Sup Forums
You never go out
Don't attend parties or social events
Don't invite anyone to get late night brunch
No one hears from you so they don't invite you either
If no one knows you exist, no one can ask you out
I suggest you join a fitness club, not one you pay for like a gym, but like social bike rides or runs. You could also try local garden parties. They are practically designed for single people with no friends to make new friends.
Go out, lift, get hobbies. Do things that make you interesting and not just an accountant who watches the wedding singer.
>life suck
rather sounds like you suck
Cos that's what they say when you are growing up. That if you study hard you'll get all the women because you'll be successful and rich. Well. Where the fuck are they
only advise I have is start going to the gym and get some gains
>I spend every night wanking and crying to 90's chick flicks
Fucking lost.
Yea man i get you i 29 years old live with gf own my car house company and still i feel depressed and like low every day is the same i am getting extremly bored thinking of cheating just to get some feelings again...feel so low and yet got all...dont get it...even my cock is ok 18 cm good dick...not fat or ugly at all...every day i feel more and more depressed....
But I neglected all of that for a career. I can't suddenly be a muscular beast now after 20years doing nothing. And I'm socially retarded because I basically spent my teens studying
this. whenever i find myself unhappy i go out into the world and do something that makes me uncomfortable and i feel much better about life and my self. for example, go to a bar by yourself and strike up a convo with someone, take a weekend trip somewhere no would would normally take a trip too, high five random strangers when shopping.
> I studied-
lol
>hard
LOL
> I got my degree in accounting and finance
LOL!!
>job as an accountant.
BAHAHA!!
OP your life sucks because you are an insect. Specialised into a corner where you will work for the queen until you die and nothing to show for it. You literally could not play life any safer and more dull. No wonder you fap yourself to sleep over VHS tapes and loneliness.
Best advice is to kill yourself asap
Feels like ur wasting ur life away right? I don't know how people are happy doing this same shit every day
this guy is giving you sound advice and already you're saying "I can't-" with lame excuses.
You can't plan a drinks event for your friends/coworkers? You can't host a party with food and booze and invite people because it costs money and therefore not good math?
just fucking kill yourself you pathetic nigger cuck
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you are aware of your problems, maybe start doing something about them. No, it's not too late. You gotta start SOMEWHERE. get some progress, any at all, and you're on your way. you've got the job, you've got money, but you're lacking in other aspects of your life. choose ONE thing you want to improve and go at it. It's not that difficult user
Man. This comment litersly makes me want to suicide. Have I literally wasted my whole life?
are you rich? are you successful? Being a fucking accountant doesn't sound successful. How much do you make?
Yeah! I am about to quit my job and just sit around all day home being myself till I get kicked out and start wandering around. after that I am pretty sure I can figure something else. I just need some inspiration
You're 27. Chill. Go enjoy life. Use your time to develop new hobbies. Fitness, go buy a smoker and learn to cook great food, travel. You did all that work for YOU. Not for women. Once you are happy with YOU, no woman can ever take that away. Don't be dependent on women, they'll let you down every single time.
well, then it's probably time to start taking care about that now.
No girl is going to throw themselves at some guy who cries every night while watching 90s chick flicks. Girls probably are giving you signs that they are interested but you keep missing them due to your low self esteem. I recommend that you join a gym or pool. Instead of crying every night you should focus on working out, get a good haircut, buy clothes that doesn't make it look like you went shopping with your mother, fix your teeth and get some confidence (you can't fake it). In 3 - 6 months girls will be begging for your attention. Unless your ugly, in that case look to get you a sugar baby.
>What else do I need to do so chicks will love me?
Have you ever tried being a man? Go watch a baseball game and have a few beers at the bar. Have manly hobbies like working on your classic car, hunting, play a sport.
It also helps if you arent socially awkward and are actually sexually attractive.
I think i have a good idea what the problem is.
I had your problem, i got good grades in college and university. I worked as admin for my local council in finance and always had trouble getting female attention.
Seriously, i joined tinder (no matches) and went to bars (no luck) and approached women and some politely rejected me while others gave me the finger. I was depressed, only 22.
I am 25 now, i have grown to realise that love doesn't actually exist. Rather it's an emotion designed to allow you to procreate and take care of family.
I went from a 185 pound fat guy to a 165 pound composed of mostly muscle and i am about 5 foot 6. Guess what? I starting getting matches on tinder, i even got a better job and women actually hit on me from time to time. There is too much competition, you need to be better. Would you go out with a girl you dont find attractive if she had nice stuff? No. You need to look good, then it will happen.
Life is tough, everything is about looks then only can things like personality and possessions have any effect.
Depends on your definition. I hate my life. Every day feels like another wasted being miserable, going through the motions, trapped and unable to progress.
But in terms of monetary wellbeing. Yes I am successful. I'm currently working for one of the largest debt acquisition firms in the UK. I'm not rich but I make a lot. And I don't spend any of it. I have nothing and no one to spend money on because my life sucks
you need some therapy man. Get yourself some help. your life _will_ become better
I can answer that with a question.
Would you rather retire early, alone, with no friends or family, yet you live a comfortable Sup Forums posting life?
Or would you rather be broke as fuck and work until the day you die, but you are married with kids and friends you hang out with every weekend?
You're right. I can agree 100% with this.
You're still too young for gold diggers atm OP. They'll all be after your baby gravy in about 5 years. Not because you're attractive but because you can financially support a family and her lazy bad habits she has picked up in her 30 odd years of learning that she should be worshipped because of her young vagina. Once its not young anymore you can reel them in.
Pro tip get a vasectomy and don't say anything so if they try to pin their wedlock baby on you, you can just take that shit to Jerry Springer.
Hmm. You seem to know your shit. It just feels like I've been lied to my whole life and now I have to readjust. But its OK. I'm going to join the gym tomorrow and try to get muscular and look like Thor. Thanks anons
feeling edgy, huh.
my guess would be that you are a real asshat. Whatever...
Start lifting, it'll give you some much needed confidence and it'll make you better looking. On top of that work on your social skills, literally just go up to people(especially women since that's who you're after) and talk to them, and don't reply to this with some bullshit excuse as to why you can't take my advice just fucking do it, there is quite literally nothing stopping you from doing so. Most of all man stop worrying about women, they're not different from men literally just work on being happy with yourself and stop caring about not having a girlfriend
Your first problem is thinking you need a female in your life, or even any level of companionship at all, above a pet.
If you can bathe, house, feed, and entertain yourself, then you've got it made, OP. If you're ugly, then face facts and stop thinking the world owes your something. If you're cute or above, still, don't worry about it because having another person in your life is mostly just a drag, especially when children are thrown into the mix.
You don't know how good you've got it. You've got peace. You've got quiet. If you're so unsatisfied with that, then trade me places.
Truthfully? I think I'd rather be alone and chill but I don't know which way I'd be happier. The alone way seems safer
Your counter-bantz is more dull than OP's career choice.
very much this. It takes a very rare and special person to date someone just because of the benefits of that relationship. Like Anna Nicole Smith.
If you dont make the girl wet with a smile and a touch on the back of her hand, you are going no where even with a fuckton of money. Look at Harvey Weinstein. He has more money than god but he is fat, old, and ugly. He could wave money and leading actress roles in their face and from the sound of it, most of the women vomited in their mouth at the thought of touching his cock
>shoes on the bed
fucking disgusting
This is amazing. Thanks Sup Forumsto honestly. That made me see things a bit differently now. Maybe I shouldnt pressure myself. Idk.
Alone and wealthy is much safer. I personally went the other rout. I dont REALLY regret it, but I can promise you life would have been a whole shitload easier with money. I cant sell a friend or drinking buddy to buy food for my kids
>Read some mindfulness books or similar
>Meditate
>Start working out
When you start feeling better about yourself you will start to seek connections with other people naturally. Forcing it rarely works.
It will take some time. Don't put too high expectations on yourself, just try to self improve and you will get there.
And as a last note i could recommend going with an help organization to Africa or such. Realizing how fucking lucky you are just browsing Sup Forums and whining will set you on a path of self improvement.
That's Alissa. Tapped that ass at A-Kon in Dallas back in 2008.
>amongst
this is why you faggot
truthfully, the better you are of a catch, the less they'll throw themselves at you. they only throw themselves at useless beta male shitstains they don't want to stay with forever. and only the pretty ones of those.
you'll have to go after what you want fag
You should probably target girls like this.
why would good job and degree give you womens
are u virgin
oh wait
You should probably target girls like this...
Let's check your level of standards first. Would you fuck this chick?
well, you can spend it on yourself. That's a better way than spending it on someone else.
Start doing good things for you, start caring for yourself. Stop pouring hatred over yourself, give yourself some appreciation. btw that will also improve your appearance, physically and emotionally
start taking responsibility for your hapiness - not for your success
>thinking a woman will make you happy
they make happy people miserable, what the fuck do youthink they'll do to some fucked up loser faggot like OP?
Not OP, but depending on what the rest of her looks like and how much whiskey I have... maybe. She will be face down most of the time anyway
Entitlement is utterly fucking unattractive.
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yawn
Yes, don't pressure yourself. You should never feel obligated to be in a relationship because society thinks you should. If people look at your weird cuz you're still single, then fuck em. It's your life to control, and no one besides yourself can make you feel any way, unless you let them. Don't let want of love define you.
It doesn't get any better. I hope you have a lot of whiskey.
Yea id hit it. My standards go down with the amount ive drank and the likelyhood of getting laid that night. Find me at 3am in a bar and chances are Ill be sitting with the 300 pound hamplanet who came alone hoping someone would talk to her.
Just put her face down, turn the lights off and pound away. Ill also say that if you find a fat chick that "seems" desperate (came alone, scanning the place but talking to no one, just sipping on the same drink as an excuse to stay at the bar) and she gets excited someone is now talking to her, she will let you do some very dirty shit and love every second of it.
Lonely awkward often times fat chicks are some of the best fucks you will ever have. Just dont let your friends find out about them :p
BAHAHA lost
The nature of attraction always does confuse me, especially her.
After much thought, i realised she is growing a tumor on her right side of her face, that gigantic nose and pine cone head.
Looking at her eyes makes me believe she has an iron deficiency. Her skin looks dried out, probs lack of vitamic c. Hair lost its texture, looks 60.
Honestly, who the fuck stapled a dick to the middle of her face? Sort of sad whoever puts their dick in her.
you shouldnt, the guy who called you an insect is a retard, dont listen to those negative comments
You have to adventure, man. Think of it like the struggle Edward Norton had in fight club. You have to leave your comfort zone
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Don´t expect to be loved or think you somehow deserve it, make yourself desireable to women, go out, maybe workout a bit, evole your personailty and you´ll eventually succeed
You sound like a fucking loser.
You did what you were told to do instead of what YOU wanted to do.
They sold you a dream and you bought it.
Be your own man.
> muh dull people
I bet you are the center of each party, asshat. Is that your spectacular banter? Calling others dull?
lmao
I don't think there's a word yet for nose-pegging.
Maybe this pic will help.
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If you got a decent paying job you can afford to hire some pretty gorgeous escorts though.
It's not love but at least you'll get some sex and practise.
THIS!
Buy one get one std free.
Aren't you supposed to throw yourself at them?
Ahh... the grass is always greener on the other side argument
Don't be retarded. Biologically humans aren't supposed to be by themselves. We're pack animals.
Ok OP, as a 10 year veteran on here I should tell you to fuck off and kill yourself
But I won't.
I've been where you are. You need confidence. Want women to jump at you? Get some confidence. Learn to ride a motorcycle, get a nice car, grow a well-kept beard and learn to control the room.
That's it. Confidence. The first time you're at a light and a SUV full of college girls looks over and start flirting, you'll know you've done it right
Also, shower, groom, smell good.
Faggot