ITT: Anons make achievements for a School Shooting/Murder Spree
I'll start it off:
>Carpenter: Go on a killing spree with a weapon you made/found only in Shop class
>Quiet Riot: Shoot up the school only with suppressed guns
>Man's best friend: Bring your dog/pet to the shooting and have them partake in the slaughter
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>General Cho seung hui: Use .22 and 9mm pistols
>Sic semper tyrannis: kill the school principal
>High score: acheive more than 32 kills
>player offline: an hero
lol!
>School Dinners Suck: Eat a student you killed.
>Crack Open A Cold One: Fuck the corpse of your crush.
>Symphony Of Destruction: Kill a student with an instrument from the music room.
More to come because bump.
OP of >You're History: Kill the history teacher.
>School's Out For Summerfags: Kill the underage nerds in the computer lab.
>Chain Reaction: Kill a student using a weapon made using at least two items from the chemistry lab.
More coming...
>Luck of the Irish: Get drunk before the shooting
>Green spree: Get High before the shooting
>Hulk mode:Use steroids before shooting
>Racist motives: Only shoot one skin color of people
>Road rage:Start the shooting off by crashing a car into the school
>Down the jocks:Only kill jocks
>Dancing queen: Kill while dancing
>Retry: Complete shooting and mange to escape
>Holy Cleansing: Kill everyone but the Christians/Catholic Kids
>Six Stars: Survive 5+ min whilst the SWAT has infiltrated the school
>Kool aid man: Bust into the school using C4
1.21 Gigawatts: Electrecute someone
Special Forces: Recruit a tard
...Yes, I like hurting other people: Shoot up the school as the school's mascot
>Goth burial: Only kill goths
>Thinning the herd:Kill only the weak old and sic
>Teachers day: Only kill teachers
>Team effort: have at least 2 other people helping you
>Home alone: Make use of booby traps
>Turning up the heat: Use a flamethrower.
>Hard choice: Give a target a choice kill another student or die.
Weeaboo fashion: Use a katana
Role play: Dress up and act like the character you dress up as during the shooting.
Thank you OP. Today you were pretty cool.
>Dr. Deletus: Shoot a pregnant chick in the abdomen.
>Old fashioned: Shoot up the school in a trench coat
>Playoffs: Kill the entire football team
>Back to your roots: Hide in a locker to evade police
>Mind over matter: Let your bully live, the psychological pain will haunt him for life
DJ Columbine: Play "pumped up kicks" as the shooting takes place (platinum: kill everyone within the song's time limit)
>Hunger games: Make everyone kill each other at gun point, release the winner
>Full Lockdown: Barricade all exits and don't let anyone escape
>"Who's the fag now?": Force two Chads to have Gay sex
>Stealth-100: Shoot up most of school without being caught or raising suspicion
You guys make this sound like a really fun game. Creative and fucked up.
>Eat lead: Recruit the lunch ladies
I work for the CIA and I'm coming to kill you. I don't even get a bonus for this type of work I simply enjoy it.
DEUS VULT!!!: Kill all the kids with names like "muhammed" etc. with a sword in armor
Take it easy, Pardo. You'll get that miami mutilator eventually.
>Goonies: bait and kill a tard with a babe ruth
>special forces
kek
>Do you even lift? - Kill someone standing around in the weight room with weights
>Melee Master - kill 15 people using only melee weapons
>Hurt Locker - Force your bully into a locker at gun point, then shoot through it to kill them
>Fire Drill - Rig the assembly area with incindiary devices before pulling the alarm and kill 25 people by setting them on fire
>Valedictorian - Interrupt the graduation with gun fire
>Stampede - Cause 10 students to die by being trampled by their classmates
>BasketBrawl - Begin the shooting during a basketball game by forcing the opposing teams to fight each other
megadeth reference noted
>the wheels on the bus
Kick off your rampage by hijacking a school bus and ramming it into the school!
>Varsity Fuse
Plant and detonate explosives under bleachers at any school sports event!
>In-School Suspension
Hang yourself after you're done racking up points!
>Gender Studies
Successfully preform a rape during your spree!
>Hot for Teacher
Use thermite or a flamethrower on your home room teacher!
>Teenbagging
Teabag any of your kills!
I love Texas.
Weakest link: Have the classroom single out one person kill 'em and release the rest
> The Butcher: Commit a mass school killing with melee weapons
>Better to have loved: Kill your crush
>Print is dead: Kill the librarian
>Hacker: Chop up the computer club
>Eat lead: Recruit the lunch ladies
Holy fucking kek
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>Rep Pill Rampage: Kill only the hot girls in school
>Cooking with Fire: barricade the home economics class in and set the room on fire
>Worldstar: Use an airhorn after each kill
>Human resources: Have the remaining survivors barricade the room you make your last stand in
>Last Stand: Shoot it out with the cops until your last clip then an hero
Thanks, guys. I was feeling pretty bad a while ago. This made me feel much better. Man, I love this site.
No probs user
>Feels Thread: Cry for the entire duration of the shooting.
>Transgender'em: Cut the dicks off 5 or more students
Fond Memories:Take pictures throughout the shooting and scrapbook them
Duckroll: Ride a 50cc or electric 4-wheeler into battle
>Hot for Teacher: set a female teacher on fire
>Tom And Jerry: get a swat officer to accidentally kill one of his own
>Peeka Boo: counter snipe a rooftop officer
>Taco Tuesday: Kill the lunch lady
>Bonzai!!!: Kill an officer with a melee weapon
>Over and Out: an hero with your last bullet
Five Stages of Grief: recruit the school counselor, who kills at least 5
Drugs are Bad: buy stims from the school dealer then kill him/her
Kali Ma, KALI MA!!!: Tear out the heart of a student
>Lunch in the bathroom: Eat a snack in the bathroom while SWAT looks for you
>Cool Kids: Force the nerds into the freezer and lock them in
>Higher Education: Kill at least 5 potheads
>Aced the "S.w.A.T.": Take down at least 10 members of SWAT
>And STAY DOWN!!: Kill a downie
>I drink only creamer: Kill only minorities.
>Need for Speed: Dont stop doing a Naruto run for the entirety of the shooting.
>Fluke Kookem: Make witty remarks after every kill.
>Accident: For the entirety of the shooting pretend you cannot control the firearm.
>Jew-icide: Strap a dead Jewkid's head to your belt for the shooting.
>Rockstar: Hijack the school intercom to play music
>Instagram: Take selfies with the dead
>Attention Whore: Be naked for the duration of the shooting
>Leeroy Jenkins: Kill 50 students in 15 seconds
Breakfast club: Start and end the shooting before 10:30 AM
>Flavortown:Have the shooting take place at lunchtime
>Deadeye: Kill a staff member that has a lazy eye
>The Usual Suspects: Do a playthrough wearing an Ebaumsworld T-shirt
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>Cheer up!: Force a emo/goth kid to Overdose on Anti-depression pills
>when life gives you lemons...:start the shooting during an assembly
>...make lemonade: take time to take a piss during the shooting
>Still kicking: manage to shoot atleast 10 student without killing them.
>Poo in loo: manage to take a complete, uninterrupted shit after starting the shooting
>i-is that legal? Use a bump stock
>Give Me A "T": Kill the entire cheerleading squad
>Rock out with your glock out: Shoot at least 3 people while jerking off
>Don't cross the streams: While using a fully automatic weapon, jerk off and orgasm right as you open fire
>Partners in Crime, but not Life: Convince another nerd to join you and then pin the murders on him
>Jared: rape all the little kids and videotape it
this would make a great TV series I could just imagine it and it having the top gear lap time charts and more can't you user?
>The Fourth Reich: Have you and your group (+4) dress up as Nazis and use chemical weapons.
>Liveleak: Stream the whole shooting in portrait mode
>Joker: Laugh at 5 or more victims
>Napolean Complex: Kill every student over 5'10"
>404: Hide above the roof panels while the cops look for you
>Multistrike: Kill 2 or more execution style with a single bullet
>The Fuhrer: kill only Jews
>the good ole days: kill only niggers
>Hunted: Kill a member of S.W.A.T with only a hunting knife.
>Disco Stu: Dress as Disco Stu, act as Disco Stu.
>Senseless: Massacre must begin and end while wearing earplugs and blindfolded.
>Annie You Aren't OK...: Find and kill one Annie.
Insanity plea: Stand over your final victim repeatedly pulling the trigger of an empty gun until cops come
>It was personal: Waste an entire clip on 1 person
>no smoking in the boys room: kill a student taking a shit with molotov cocktail.
the rapist: cum literal bullets
>The Yaboo: Call people fucking gooks and blow their brains out with a 22
>the capone: shoot up the school on valentines days
>clip
>It's a trap: wear women's clothes
>Ghost: get 10+ kills before any alarm is raised.
>Sharia law: behead a victim
>From the grave: an hero by sucide bombing
>Restored honor: an hero through seppuku
>Medical assistance: recruit the school nurse
>Columbine's effect: wear a shirt that says "natural selection"
>Gambler: kill only country loving rednecks
>Sandy hooked: kill only the smallest kids at the school
>Lawful: don't an hero and Face the sentence
>The dark knight rises: perform a shooting in s movie theater
>Gun Control: Have your gun taken from you by another student
>Doesn't Work: Get shot by your own gun
>Musician's Friend: Sneak your weapons into the school with instrument cases through the band hall
>Senior Parking: Firebomb the school parking lot
>Unconventional: Use only homemade shotgun shells
>We Get It, Bro: Use a smoke machine for extra effect
Hoodlums: Recruit the gangsters
Nursery Rhymes:Shoot up the Nurse's office
Technical Foul: Shoot someone off campus
You've spent too long thinking about this OP. Seek help.
>Give me an R: rape the top cheerleader
>Konami code: kill two tall people, two short people, an SJW, a conservative, an SJW, a conservative, a mediocre student, a straight-A student and an artist in that order
>Why, I oughta...: threaten a student, but don't kill them
>Grand Slam!: Get a kill with a baseball bat
> Reach for the Sky...: dress as Woody from Toy Story
>Nevermind: change your mind and go home and fap to traps on Sup Forums
>See Me: sit through an entire class, glock teacher at the end
Alternative class: kill all the inner city kids
>Open the door: Get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur
kekalicious
>Fly-by S.W.A.T.S : Escape your way throughout a window in an aerial manouver 7 minutes after said S.W.A.T. team has infiltrated a school of your choosing.
>Fly S.W.A.Ter: take down a police helicopter
>Call of doody: defecate at least once during the shooting
>Honor Roll: kill the valedictorian and push him/her down the stairs.
Obligatory
>Secret achievement
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>It's about time!: Have all the boys in class rape the teacher
>Rasputin: Change clothes with the remaining survivor have em get killed by the cops and commit another school shooting months later
>What Motives?: Shoot up a school you do not attend
>Political Statement: Wear the mask of a political figure
>World of Warcraft: Kill 20 students with an axe
>Buckethead: Wear a KFC bucket and a black wig on your head
>Critical Failure: Have your plan discovered by the school counselor
>Scorched Earth: Nobody knows how you did it, but you somehow rigged the entire school and parking lot to blow
>Fuck school lunches: Poison the schools lunch with slow acting lethal doses of poison
>The Devil made me do it: Draw upsidedown pentagrams on the walls in blood
>Supernatural shooting: Claim everyone was a ghost and shoot them with rocksalt instead of real weapons
>AY CARAMBA!: shoot 10 people whole riding a skateboard
>Fifth of November: set a bomb under the student council meeting
>while*
>Milhouse is not a meme: shoot a kid through his eyeglasses
>Weeb: Kill everybody that is not apart of anime club.
>Isis did it!: Shoot up the school whilst carrying an Isis flag
>Weeb: Kill everybody that is not apart of anime club
>Pocket Protector: Stab someone in the heart with a pen
>No Clear Motives: Shout ALLAHU AKBAR during killing spree.
Kek
>What a Twist!: Shoot up the school after calling in a bomb threat
>Greenville: Shoot up the school during a tornado drill
>Nerve Gas: Taze at least 1 student to death
>Blackout Game: Shut off all the lights
>Yiff in Hell: Wear a tail and ears
>YOU IN 'NAM BITCHES!: Play "Fortunate Son" during the shooting
>fetus deletus
FETUS DELETUS!!!
>Head of the Class: Cutoff the head of a straight A student
>Alma Mater: Kill one mother who's there dropping off/picking up her kids
>I Know That Feel: carry a person or body in front of you and successfully use it to block fire