How to convince my younger sister to fuck with me?

How to convince my younger sister to fuck with me?

(Not her pic)

A fuck load of money

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You don't. Lust last an hour or so but a sister is for life. Just jerk off.

>a sister is for life

a lifetime of intimate sex and love?
count me in!

Been doing that, But tbh she is step.

You don't. My wife's brother tried this shit when they were younger. Traumatic and awful and if I see that piece of shit again I'm going to break his jaw. Fortunately he is estranged from the family. He married some already married chick and took her last name. Fucking cuck.

You are super gross and out of bounds

let her catch you with a half chub or boner..

pretend your asleep with cover half off u... shit like this

We arent even blood related mate,

My brother's been doing shit like this around me...

Are you dude or dudette?

Uh oh

Just let it happen. You know it would be hot.

just get her drunk and ask if she wants the d

Doesn't matter, you are disgusting desperate and super out of bounds in every way. Plenty of pussy on the Earth. You don't shit where you eat.

Dudette.

Don't.

>Implying faggot OP is near drinking age.

>implying there is a drinking age

I won't ask for tits, just post photo of yourself.
Want to see what your brother is working with.

Were you raped by a family memeber? like jesus calm the fuck down.

Just accidentally show her your giant cock.

You do have a giant cock, right? Like 9+ inches?

I'll send tits on kik or something but not on here..

Hm, You are just assuming things out of generic hate.
So you are against the 'having sex with a girl who is your equal age and not blood related'
Who was adopted when we were older?
right.

tits or gtfo

this is how I fucked both my sisters and my mom

My wife was by her asshole brother as I explained above. What seems like a good idea now is not and can be relieved by blowing your load. Guys get super creepy and gross when we can't fuck.

I'll consider it.

So is this accidental cock showing a statement of intent then?

My snap is doublestack83
I'll send cock in return if you like

Not a grill, can see my man tits if you want. They kinda hairy.

When bitches see a 9 inch cock they forget about everything else.

Certainly. Your bro wants to plow your pussy and dump his cum inside.

Yeah, well I'm a bitch and my brother keeps 'accidentally' getting his out. Thought he was just being an idiot.

Not hate just most people are going to consider it some Jerry Springer level shit. At best you have some awkward sex. At worst you tear your family apart to get your rocks off and everyone you know turns against you.

Go for it if she is down but don't force yourself on her. It's your life after all.

I'd settle for her ass

Change this to bitches want to see 9 digits in your bank account and you are correct.

exactly

How much % of the drink is alcohol? Why does this knock her out cold?

>get my sister to fuck with me
Talk to her obsessively about various gay shit, like MLP and We Bare Bears, maybe throw some Undertale in there. She’ll call you a faggot and beat you up eventually.

Wrong. Bitches actually want to fuck the guy with the 9'' dick. Fucking the guy with the 9 digit bank account is just a job.

Because of the part in small letters that says add a couple of crushed ambian.

>Not a grill

only a stupid bitch would use "super gross" in a sentence.

tits or gtfo

Basically, she needs to think you’re Batman.

I think you arent getting it,
We have been doing it for years. On and off,
The frequency increases especially when she is single.
What forced?
Its not just to get some temporary jerk or release.
Ask questions before you make your own assumptions.

If it was another guy I'd think he was flirting but pretty sure it's just brotherly hijinks.

Good job, user.. Good job.

Guess I'm a stupid bitch

We are like Rome before the fall aren't we.

thanks

it was hard work unlocking all the CGI scenes

Where does it say that

guys help

how do I seduce my wife's son

I wanna see some titties too

No, if he's showing you his cock, he wants to fuck you. How could you not know this.

not worth it, imagine yourself 10 or 20 years in the future, with nephews and your (old) sister married, both thinking about that creppy shit about the past.

We're all anonymous here, no need to be shy

cut your dick off and leave it on the sink for her to find. Then become a dentist in another country and never speak of it again.

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Need that specific currency they used

thats you and her in your mind. you are sick pervert. you need outside help.

>catfish her
>tell her that your fetish is girls who fuck brothers
> wait for the to come to you
>???
> profit.

you must have shat inside your mothers womb before you were born. It causes brain damage like this.

oh, get a doll! i heard about this on another thread. Then you can harmlessly worship-fuck an inanimate object in the dark until you are old.

Well whats your kik?

All these no-sis losers mad that they don't have hot sisters of their own

bunch of christians in here

your sis is a chubber

actual incest user here.

if it "just happens", then everything will be like in a normal family, except you both will be having sex sometimes now and then. like a gf and boyfriend who are friends too. (hard to explain)

but if you force it, somebody is going to regret it and you will have problems eventually. and this is something nobody should do. because its bad.

anyway. good luck.

chubby baby

no u

Plebs talking about using drugs and alcohol to fuck their sisters. Kek. I make fuckery with my sister while she's was completely sober. Because I'm not a beta fucktard that can't get laid without using any of that shit.

Any stories or background here? How did it start?

pics or didnt happen

yes, out of everything in society some random dude banging his step-sister is the jenga that turns us into rome falling. You're just being a pretentious morally outraged assjackal because your wife was fucked by her brother (assuming youre that user, get fucking real)

Does he stare at you sometimes?

Flash her your abs.

You do have ripped abs, right?

That beta/alpha stuff has nothing to do it with,
its about mutual attraction and even considering it as an option.

I'd like to have a hot sister. Unfortunately, the one half sister I do have is a five hundred pound hawaiian with four kids. no lie about the size, bitch orbits coconuts around her when she bounces to the beach to rob everyone else of sunlight.

This.

"How do I fuck my sister?" You either do, or you don't. If you have to get a girl drunk to get her to have sex with you, you don't deserve to be having sex. For real.

Hokay, keep convincing yourself youre an alpha by bragging about seducing the easiest and most available pussy in your life on a tibetan tapestry forum. You're just as pathetic as the rest here, maybe more, just too delusional to see it.

What, like in an intense way or staring at my tits?

Found the beta.

Yes, it does. Girls aren't gonna wanna fuck you if you're a pussy, unless their dykes, in which case you would wanna fuck them anyway, unless you're a fag.

I have a plan that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol.

You're going to have to go to school and become a professional masseuse. Report back here once you're done.

Any way that isn't really normal for family members.
Btw you willing to text me on kik?

>share bed.
>start doing things.
>handjobs.
>blojobs.
>finally sex.
>keep doing it until older.
>and you do normal life stuff.
>marriage, not living together anymore, etc.

btw, to me, "convincing" is the same as forcing someone. so... dont convince anybody. if they want to, you will know.

Has he ever jokingly offered to give you the 'ole lickaroo?

Agreed. Similar situation by the sounds of it and if one of us had tried to force the situation I'm sure the other would have run a mile. Let it happen incrementally.

Not girls.
Sisters, I am talking about sisters jeez.
Your sister isnt a regular girl,
It works for regular girls sure.

Thats how we went as well.
And since I was having regular sex, i wasnt being creepy with other girls or later my gf.

Sisters ARE girls you queer. They have vaginas. They get horny. They're attracted to men that carry themselves with self confidence. I sister is just another pussy that needs to be cocked. Why not hit it before some other scmuck does?

Gimma dat kik

Ugh you are typical jarhead.

Haven't got kik but no. He does stare if I'm wearing a low cut top or something but I realise he's male even if he is my brother.

Can't say anyone's ever offered that using that precise term.

Is that your sister? If so I remember your threads

post picture of low cut top

Post your kik

tienes buena memoria.

What did you say to me, you..

Nah, nevermind. I ain't even gonna do it this time.

Are conversations ever sexual?
And do you have any form of social media that you're willing to give out, or should I give mine out