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hey, it could be worse, you could lose $500 million dollars to a divorce because you were drilling denny's waitresses.......oh......well

>tfw your last chance for a proper send-off before your descent into oblivion hinges on your ability to not embarass the fuck out of yourself at The Masters

Also, brothas hairline backpedaling faster than Richard Sherman

Hey one was pornstar.

did he really lose half a billi? lmaooooooo

I think it was 150

rather band a denny's waitress 2bh

if you wrote the story of his rise and fall as a novel the publisher would reject it for being completely unbelievable.
this guy is a living greek tragedy.
yeah, he can buy anything he wants and that's great - money is one less thing to worry about - but every american knows the story of his downfall.
do you think he avoids mirrors?

why does nobody report on how damaging steroids were to his body?

my nigga OJ simpson looking bad gotdamn

He even fucked his Dad's legacy in the process. Remember all the Earl Woods her worship? The truth is his Dad was a misogynistic authoritarian pure asshole and it all bubbled up in his progeny leading to his and his son's downfall. He learned it from watching his Dad cheat on Conchita or whathaveyou. Pic related dem teeth, sweet mercy.

Swedish model as a wife still wants more sex.. This man is a freak.

steroids do that

the sports media doesnt do that

for godsake this miserable bastard

kys tigre, you go now

Should've been crowned in 2009

>Pic related

>Swedish model
tbqh they're overrated

even plain jane Kim Sears is cuter

>tee yai gurr woosssss {repeats}

he seems fine to me. plenty of people lose their hair.

he lost 150 BILLION! i can never recover from that.

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it was Perkins not Dennys

Too many fucking surgeries and swing changes not to mention the mountain of other shit.

pic related, tfw your records are safe from the panasianafrican menace and his pushbroom chompers. feelz good mang.

>d-damaging?

Bill Gates doesn't even net 100 billion, you think some wog who hits a cotton ball a couple of feet had 350 billion? Jesus.