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There's a penis in my butt and a penis in my mouth right now
In a voice like an asshole corporate boss "user, I'm sorry, but you're fired. We can't have racists working for the company it would hurt our image. So you're telling me that isn't you driving over those black lives matter protesters on the TV? You have three minutes to get your shit and leave. I would if I could, but we already have your replacement picked out. His name is Muhammad Rasheed Abdul. Yes he is sodomizing a goat next to the water cooler. Uh, yeah. You have about 2 minutes left before security kicks you out, I wouldn't waste it if I were you!"
"Jet fuel can't melt steal beams."
Fuck that comic went downhill real fucking fast.
Say: don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again!
Old man voice "Pepe, what is best in life?"
Pepe "To meme your enemies. See them driven to their safe spaces. And to hear the lamentations of their non-binary otherkin"
He left in like, volume two. There were about 5 more books to come out. Turned into some fatasses fapfiction about a heffer and lulrandom shit.
Thank you!
Pretty much. Don't recall how he split up the stories, but I think the volumization was a retroactive thing?
But pretty much. It was quickly becoming the guy's awkward fantasy with randomlulzlargo stuffed in.
Largo parts were always my favorite.
KEK, thanks, OP.
"I am a free thinker, I am an individual, therefore I do not believe in silly, archaic doctrines or follow established religion like the mindless sheep you all are. I am intellectually superior."
"Stop liking what I don't like!"
say "this pleases my dick"
Thank you!
"Now that is what I would call a serious case of butt hurt! Yep, It's a butt hurt. Butt hurt levels are off the charts!"
Please say "Hi, I'm Chris Hanson. Why don't you take a seat on my lap?"
say "I'm going to brutally rape and murder the cunty chink fug bitch who put her cat in the dryer and I'm going to spread her guts all over her mother's breasts"
That's perfect! Thanks!
I swear to everything holy, you sure are a cunt
Please say in a bad Chinese accent-
"DO YOU EVEN RIFT?"
"HORY SHET!"
"IMPOSSIBRU!"
Please say "Holy shit that's edgy! Check yourself, edge lord. All these flavors and you choose to be salty."
Thanks
"Sweet Jesus please let me live! I swear never to eat at Taco Bell ever again!"
Black lives mattered when you could buy and sell them.
"Human beings are born with different capacities, if they are free, they are not equal. And if they are equal, they are not free"
Avoid the Groid
Thank you
"Sup Forums was right again!"
Is that fucking Largo?
Jesus fuck!
Megatokyo was never good.
Welcome to the gym. Are you here to take the iron pill and get mad gains?
No shit
Now you must defeat the master of the gym, Ultra Giga Nigga 9000! In this fight you'd best use those quads, son!
thanks
"I sense the warriors spirit within you. Have you come to learn the art of the blade? Very well. Block. Dodge. Parry. Counter. Kick me in the balls. I have taught you all that I could, warrior. Wander the Earth, hone your skills."
Perfect!
That was honestly pretty fun.
You are good!
Aw shucks
Say: How has your day been, user? Are you feeling okay? I love you!
"Welcome to KYS Gun Shop. We got everything you'll ever need to start World War III at a wholesale price, uh if you can pass a back ground check. But hey, no worries, we got some old over priced de-serialized shit in the back if you're blacklisted. Thank you for your business; Don't mention it, no seriously don't!"
That was great! Thanks!