Go to store

>go to store
>see this
wat do

Awesome, the foaming soap is on sale.

U nerd virgins wouldn't do anything.
Next thread pls

Buy some scott brand toilet paper

Grab some toilet paper and start wiping her with it.

Wonder why they don't have Dr Bronner's

Kindly ask her to move so I can get my soap

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Grab her by the pussy and say "sorry I thought you were someone else"

Lanie Morgan by the way in case anyone's wondering

ask why this bitch walking down aisles without a god damn trolley or basket, who she think she is

Start sucking her boyfriends dick in front of her.

Fucking disgusting pig posing for men as usual what a world for our kids to grow up in. Dominated by the sex trade industry

Purchase some of that method hand soap, not a bad sale and I need some

Do a quick double take and continue on my way.

Fake a seizure and start making out with the EMT's when they get there.

THAT MEANS YOU WILL BE IN THE SAME PLACE YOU ILLITERATE CUNT GAIN SOME IQ BEFORE YOU COMMENT YOU FUCKING BRAIN DEAD IDIOT DEAR GOD YOU HONESTLY ARE UNFATHOMABLE YOU RANCID SWINE

Sweet dubs

go to a different isle to fetch a different item and hope that she is gone before i get back

Checked

A 360 is still facing her you doofus

GTFO newfag

Hello newfriend. Welcome to Sup Forums!

Ask her what sucking black dicks in front of her kids is like.

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>you rancid swine

Blush, drop spaghetti (literally) and run.
Nobody has ever looked at me like that.

She probably pooped her pants

Val Kilmer...sage....Loli bread? New fags can't triforce. Tits or get the fuck out. Slowly slide my hand down my sweatpants and rub one out while asking what her major is.

how about 1440° then?

Did I see you on shitted.com?

Look around for the guy shes probably actually doing it for

do a 360 and walk away.

Also, nice bait you almos got me

Tell my mom I'll meet her on the cereal isle than stare at her crotch and giggle.

Is this subtle b8?

Start breakdancing until she's so wet that she looks like she pissed her pants.

how about 8π radians?

Ask for sauce

Remove the brush from my back pocket.
Run it through my sweet lettuce a couple of times
Open mouth slowly
Couple quick hits of breath spray
Saunter over slowly
Grab a bottle of soap from shelf
Pour entire contents down my crotch
Walk away

"I see the surgery went well. When are they cutting off your dick?"

Run from her, she looks attainable!

I got dubs last night. Wanna fuck?

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