What is the ideal death?

What is the ideal death?

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God tier
>dying for Christ

Good tier
>dying for country or family

Decent tier
>dying for politics

Bad tier
>dying in an accident

Shit tier
>dying for personal issues/gang violence/over a woman

The one where you and your romantic partner kill yourselves at the same time, in some sort of couple seppuku. This way you're the closest person to him when he dies, neither will go trough suffering after the other dies, and you both go to hell holding hands. Isn't it beautiful?

Well, it certainly isn't slowing dying of dementia or Alzheimer's. That's why euthanasia should be legalized.

At 90 years of age, after raising a family and grandchildren, dying for your country in a blaze of glory.

Dying in battle for country or faith.

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Dying of old age in my mother's arms

in your bed surrounded by your family

Pretty much this, being a martyr for Christ is heroic af

any death for the purpose of something greater than individual gain is at least good in my book.

I'd say the best way to go out is martyrdom. I feel real jealousy towards fanaticism, especially loyalty to something that you're willing to sacrifice yourself for the cause.

I'm still young though, so that'll probably change to something like "the ideal death is growing fat and old watching your children and their children grow fat and old."

Standing high up on a ridge waiting for thermonuclear vaporization when the bombs come.

Live suicide on Sup Forums.

Dying in a last stand alongside your brothers.

Getting killed by a muslim in a gunfight and a cuck goes by your side to tend your wounds as he tries to call for the police. You tell him as you die slowly, "Did you support Hillary?"

He tells you, "Yes I did."

"W-why?" as you gurgle your mouth with blood.

"B-because I thought she was legit!" he replies

You throw up some more blood and tell the cuck your last words as he starts to become panicky,
"You stupid motherfucking cuck.. Just take my gun and kill the criminal"

As he gets your gun you say to him before you die, "Oh and one more thing."

"Y-yes?"

"Don't vote for a pro-immigration politician ever ag-again.." And then you die, you see the cuck trying to chase the muslim and you begin to see a light.

You go to Heaven and see an old man near some golden gates eyeing you up and down. He tells you, "You did well, son. You did well."

Knowing you're leaving the world better off than when you first entered it.

In your 90s with booze in one hand and a girl in the other. And then, y'know you just die.
>dying for Christ
What a fag.
Like in Battle Royale?

kek aahhh

Auto-erotic asphyxiation

Michael Hutchence and David Carradine knew what they were doing

Baptism by nuclear fire

Gunshot suicide with your favorite gun before old age catches you

Martyrdom.

>implying when you strike a martyr down, they don't become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

I can only hope to go out as badass as Sgt Thomas Baker

ATTENTION TO ORDER FAGGOTS

>Citation: For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty at Saipan, Mariana Islands, 19 June to 7 July 1944. When his entire company was held up by fire from automatic weapons and small-arms fire from strongly fortified enemy positions that commanded the view of the company, Sgt. (then Pvt.) Baker voluntarily took a bazooka and dashed alone to within 100 yards of the enemy. Through heavy rifle and machinegun fire that was directed at him by the enemy, he knocked out the strong point, enabling his company to assault the ridge.

Cont'd

In one's 50s-60s, in battle against foreign foes in defense of your people, after having led an honorable life as a good father and husband.

Naked, eaten by lions

>Some days later while his company advanced across the open field flanked with obstructions and places of concealment for the enemy, Sgt. Baker again voluntarily took up a position in the rear to protect the company against surprise attack and came upon 2 heavily fortified enemy pockets manned by 2 officers and 10 enlisted men which had been bypassed. Without regard for such superior numbers, he unhesitatingly attacked and killed all of them. Five hundred yards farther, he discovered 6 men of the enemy who had concealed themselves behind our lines and destroyed all of them. On 7 July 1944, the perimeter of which Sgt. Baker was a part was attacked from 3 sides by from 3,000 to 5,000 Japanese. During the early stages of this attack, Sgt. Baker was seriously wounded but he insisted on remaining in the line and fired at the enemy at ranges sometimes as close as 5 yards until his ammunition ran out. Without ammunition and with his own weapon battered to uselessness from hand-to-hand combat, he was carried about 50 yards to the rear by a comrade, who was then himself wounded. At this point Sgt. Baker refused to be moved any farther stating that he preferred to be left to die rather than risk the lives of any more of his friends.

Suffocation while a sbbbw sits on your face

Extinction event.

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Crucifixion

A short time later, at his request, he was placed in a sitting position against a small tree . Another comrade, withdrawing, offered assistance. Sgt. Baker refused, insisting that he be left alone and be given a soldier's pistol with its remaining 8 rounds of ammunition. When last seen alive, Sgt. Baker was propped against a tree, pistol in hand, calmly facing the foe. Later Sgt. Baker's body was found in the same position, gun empty, with 8 Japanese lying dead before him. His deeds were in keeping with the highest traditions of the U.S. Army.

>le heroic death
Heroic deaths aren't as cool as movies and old poems make them out to be. The best death is dying in bed, surrounded by your children and/or grandchildren after seeing them raised and on their way to being the best people you could raise them to be.

My friend died of an overdose in his sleep at his computer. Heart just faded away.

Strange to think that he isn't even aware he is dead.

Fairly nice way to go I guess.

An onld man in your warm keep, surrounded by your heirs all begging for their inheritance.

For the Humanity

Holy shit that's awesome. He rightfully earned his place in Valhalla.

How can a man die better: than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods.

IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT JESUS CHRIST HAD THE BEST DEATH OF ALL TIME

My ideal death is political assassination while I'm in my prime....a JFK scenario.

Rest Easy GI

Dying for that you belive

Would unquestionably follow that man into hell and back if he were still alive today.

>you will never be this White
This guy is the case-in-point for how it was that our race conquered the globe.

He didn't even die

The lions did though

Prolonged radiation sickness.

iflscience.com/physics/effect-radiation-

>What you’re seeing is the wasted body of 35 year old Hiroshi Ouchi, who had suffered a terrible accident at the uranium reprocessing facility in Tokaimura, northeast of Tokyo where he had worked, on 30 September 1999. The cause of the accident was the depositing of a uranyl nitrate solution, which contained roughly 16.6kg of uranium, into a precipitation tank, exceeding its critical mass. Three workers were exposed to incredible amounts of the most powerful type of radiation in the form of neutron beams.
>The micro-second those beams shot through his body, Ouchi was a dead man. The radiation completely destroyed the chromosomes in his body.
>According to a book written by NHK-TV called A Slow Death: 83 Days of Radiation Sickness, when arriving at the University of Tokyo Hospital Emergency Room, Mr Ouchi appeared relatively well for someone that had just been subjected to mind blowing levels of radiation, and was even able to converse with doctors.
>That is, until his skin started falling off.
>As the radiation in his body began to break down the chromosomes within his cells, Ouchi’s condition worsened. And then some.
>Ouchi was kept alive over a period of 3 months as his skin blackened and blistered and began to sluice off his body. His internal organs failed and he lost a jaw-dropping 20 litres of bodily fluids a day.

ok cuck

My list only applies to untimely death.

An honorable death that will allow me to fight by the side of Odin at Ragnarök.

But I probably will die as a lumpy American shit not worthy of the halls of Valhalla.

If my life is still shit by the time I'm 35, I'm going to begin working towards my goal to build a cabin for myself in the woods of the Pacific Northwest and pretty much become a hermit.

Spend my days chopping firewood and hunting food, spend my nights with a bottle of whiskey, or maybe go into town and get a hooker for some company.

And then, one cold winter night, I'll sit down in front of the fire, pop some pills and put a shotgun in my mouth.

They won't find my body till the springtime.

I aspire to be as noble and courageous as this man was. Such selflessness for one's country and ideals is envious.

Would suffocation by a ssbbw by facesitting be considered god tier?

If you achieve all of that, there would be literally no reason to kill yourself at that point.

Heroes never die, ausbro. They live on in memories. Hopefully the anglosphere will one day reach that point of heroism again.

Crushed between two obese negresses at the checkout line

blowing my brains out as the fire i set consumes the mosque and the dead sandnigger bodies scattered around me

snu snu

like ur mum faggot

My man.

No dead people are aware they are dead, that's the point.

In battle, what else?

ideal death

>be big rock star

>do huge shot of dope

>pass out

>choke on vomit in sleep at height of fame

>immortality achieved

Balls deep in an underage girl moments after ejaculation.

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You gonna end up like that retard who starved to death then they made a movie out of it.

a true hero's death

If this ever fucking happens I will die a heroic death from nonstop laughter.

this

>sowing your seed far and wide makes you a cuck
literally wat

Literally the exact opposite of a cuck you literal fucking retard.

Flying this baby.

None, or dying to protect your brethern

Like this scene from Hero (2002)

Death by snu-snu.

the only ideal death is the moment I have decided to leave humanity behind and to ascent into the immortal ranks of cybernetic AI

>For people like this, colonizing the americas was worth it
Stay classy America

Maybe I want to go out on my terms so I don't have to experience the horrors of lung cancer (probably how I'll go).

I see somebody's watched Futurama. Not that we'll be like the characters anytime soon. In fact, we have a dire future ahead of us that is completely unlike Futurama.

I wish it was like Futurama, but I'm afraid that isn't our future now.

>Spaniard shitting on the colonization of the Americas
You've got a fucking cheek

did this dude even appear in ME3 or did they just retcon his entire story arc?

I was rather glorifying it than shitting on it. Why do you Americans always take everything as an offense?

>dying in bed after dedicating your life to people you forced to exist isn't cucked

ok

Then don't use green text if you're just making a comment.

as long as you are in a state of grace

>bringing kids into existence makes you a cuck
Life must be really hard for you.

>implying he isn't a Moor

Dying for memes.

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prostate cancer

its time to take a break

>misquoting my post and deliberately removing 50% of it to suit your own narrative

hello kike

>Ouchi

>Bogan/abo calling the country that had a 800 years war and did a 200~ years genocide to moorish rapebabies to the point where there were none anymore in the peninsula ''moorish''
kay rapebaby

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Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the Gate:
"To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his Gods."

Yes. Let's all be childless NEETs instead. The only way to not be a cuck clearly.

>advocates not having white kids
>calls me a kike
whew lad

Killed by our own creation.
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You're arguing against a point I never made. I said that dying in bed after spending your entire life doing nothing other than taking care of kids is cucked and by definition womanly.

That's fucking sad you think that. Must have been real tough not having a dad in your life.

Mine used to take me out camping/hunting/shooting/etc. Turned me into the man I am today.

>projection: the post

Oh, lts a christian from USA. Why am l not surprised :^)

>y-your projecting
ok lad.

I'm going to take my kids camping and do all the same shit because kids need strong male figures in their lifes.

You let me know how that letting women raise your kids thing pans out.

Dying of old age surrounded by your children, grandchildren, and your closest friends.

Martyred for Christ or country.

Saving family next

Your insecurity is incredibly blatant. Sorry about your lack of a father figure but not everyone shared your fate